Bella Swan

Stranded on an Island... again

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 2:50 PM

Earlier in the week, Ranger Jandco asked everyone who from the Twilight Saga they'd take along if they were to be stranded on an island.

Then Ranger Jennyfly asked who from FanFiction everyone would want in the same predicament.

Now I'm curious.

If you were stranded on that island with three people you've met here in the "Twilight Community" in places like A Different Forest, who would you take?

To be honest, not many of the Campers here seem to like me.

But Ranger Emibella is always sweet, so I would take her. She's the kind of company I would want.

Next, I'd want someone who could help find a way off the island, so I'd choose John. He's smart and ingenious. Here's a picture of him I found in an older campfire:

And, since I didn't meet Edward or Jake here in the world of the Twilight fans, they're disqualified for me in this game. So I think I'll choose the NIGHT RANGER because I would feel safe with him/her around.

 

PS Jake is going to remind everyone of this day & the site background FOREVER, I hope you know. Edward hates the icons.

Nayaritism

April Fool's one-shot

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 12:52 PM

 One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila: Floor by Edwardslover69


  • Hey Guys, Edwardslover69 posts April Fool's funny one-shots every year, and this year's is HILARIOUS!!!
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  • Jasper, Edward, and Bella are caught in a sticky situation at the local bar where tequila and karaoke just don't mix!!! What song did Jasper dedicate to Edward that left Bella gaping and feeling a little . . .  uncomfortable?AH/ExB?/ExJ?/ExJxB?
  • Read and find out and leave her some love; her fics are the best!!

 

 

 

 

P.S. Rangers if this fic rec isn't allowed feel free to delete. Thanks

DELETED USER

oh you jokester

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 12:50 PM

my bosses daughter just told me I had a call from a funeral home from a Ms. Myra Maines.

obv, i started to dial the number and in my head i went over asking for this "Ms. Myra Maines"...

Have you gotten it yet.....? Well you were a step ahead of me.

Ugh, ugh, ugh, April.

 

sah0004

They're everywhere....

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 11:28 AM

Okay so I just came across these:

  

     

Yeah......so some of these are disturbing. They're from a new episode of America's Next Top Model.

Tell me campers, are you sick of seeing this vamp craze? (I know Jake is)

Where also have you seen the vamp craze seep into?

Now I'm gonna go back to pretending that I'm actually getting work done

bubblyboxofsavings

Musical Preferences

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 10:47 AM

i always had this fantasy scene of new moon (the movie) in which bella and jake are getting into the rabbit and the radio turns on and blares this song.

i think that would have been cool.

any musical changes you guys would've preferred?

planetblue

Can't Decide

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 10:45 AM

Okay, so thanks to those of you that told me to go read The Mirrors the last time I posted this question. I just finished it and was sooo glad I finally did (I had been hesitant).

So now...I need help again. Tell me what to read next and why.

The Daily Grind
Reality Minus Expectations
The Trip Home
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein
An American Vampire in Chicago
Labour of Devotion
Unraveled Knot

gracie_law

Talk me off the ledge

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 10:24 AM

Sooo, I just made my way through the entries for the black balloon contest and now I feel like Tanya held me down and made me watch Jane kick my puppy.  Repeatedly.  With her mind.  While Vicki pointed and laughed.  You get the picture, and here I am with my first campfire.

Please rec me cotton candy, marshmallow, jelly bean, candy corn, cadbury GOOD fluff.

E & B if you would be so kind.  And they're only issue can be who gives the most orgasmic happy fun times.

Thanks!

 

 

MickisE

I'm sorry to disturb all this sexiness...

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 10:22 AM

 But I would love it if someone could find a fic like this!

Just started to reread Persuasion by Jane Austen and now I wonder if there's any fic that goes the same way.

Bella and Edward (it could actually be Bella/jasper and Bella/Jacob too, as long as its well written) meet, got engaged and then one of them ends it. Years later they meet again and the person who ended it regrets it and tries to win him/her back. You know the drill. They cannot get together again too early.


And just because he's too sexy for his shirt:

jake

WOW

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 9:32 AM

I really love what you've done with the place, guys!


The rest of the pack is totally jealous.







cranberryshades

Wanted: Bad boy Millionare.

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 9:30 AM

Seeking: Fics about Bad Boy Edward or slightly experienced Edward to seduce the likes of One Ms. Bella Marie Swan.

Please no rough pasts, I just want some light-hearted pantsing - yes pantsing.

Along the lines of Cannabean Betrothel.

I recently got April Fool'd when Human Resources decided to send out a memo stating that our work hours would HAVE to be extended as many people had called in sick 'cause of H1N1. I was fooled for exactly 5 minutes...but, IT WAS NOT FUNNY! So, I'm desperately in need of some FUNNY - NO REAL LIFE HASSLE - fics.

infernalheart

Why Jacob Black is so hawt

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 9:26 AM

Why Jacob Black is so hawt…..

His 10 pack is lickable

He’s animalistic.....rawr

He’s flexible and you know he has endurance

He is literally so hot he sets me on fire

His skin is like a creamy mocha…delicious


So Campers tell me why you think Jacob is sexy.

Or, you know, just picspam me with his deliciousness!

wolvesnvamps

Rob saw the forest makeover & hit the bar

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 9:17 AM

emibella

Swooooooooon!

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 9:17 AM

 OMG, I LOVE MY NEW ICON!!

 

xlavendermoonx

I never thought I'd make THIS request....

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 8:39 AM

*gulp* -- I am a hardcore ExB shipper, but there is this tiny part of me that is oh-so-curious to read a really good Jacob and Bella love story fanfic. I have to say I was mostly annoyed by Jacob in the books, but Taylor Lautner's performance made me like him in New Moon. Disclaimer: I am still ExB, I am still ExB, I am still ExB.....but, I'm itching for a little 'variety' in my fanfic reads.

Here's what I'd like:

1) Must be AH (all-human)
2) Can be a WIP or completed
3) Well-written (in the sense that the story moves along smoothly)
4) Main focus on Bella and Jacob (don't need a lot of extraneous Quil, Embry, Sam, etc... stuff)
5) Some smut between BxJ (not BDR-level, but something) ;)
6) Must make sense as to why she's not with Edward (ex: he never existed, he really did leave her and never returned, etc...)

*looks around furtively* -- Gah, hope my ExB friends don't see this request. I may be disowned. LOL

Okay campers, can you help a girl out???? Give me some rec's .....

 

bondedtojasper

What you like

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 8:22 AM

It feels like we spend alot of time talking about what we would change about the books & movies, why we think S. Myer is an epic fail writer, fanfiction cliches we hate--basically alot of negative things about the Twilight Saga & fanfiction. I want to know, which moments in the books do you love? Which scenes from the 2 movies that have came out so far are your faves? When have you seen a fandom cliche used really well (because, let's face it, it's hard to avoid them sometimes)? Is there anything Twi-related (book/movie or fanfic-related) that you're really excited about right now?

I like the prom scene, even though I wish it was a little more like the book, I didn't mind this particular change. Everyone watching Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, & Emmett dance would've felt a little like a bad rendition of Grease (though it seemed more elegant than that written out, you know that's what the screen version would've been like).

I really liked this scene (I also really like this version with funny speech bubbles).

I love this scene. I started bawlin' in the middle of the theatre when I saw it the first time.
I like when Jane (I think it's Jane?) says that Bella has to come see the Volturi, too, & Edward says, "You can go to Hell." I was like, "Whoa." 

 

Fanfiction: I can't wait for Stranger Than Fiction's next update (no pressure if the author's here somewhere, I'm just excited to read it). It's a really amazing fic & I'm just a little worried that Bella won't take Edward back in the end.

Books: I wouldn't change the moment that Bella punches Jacob for kissing her against her will.
I wouldn't change Renesmee. I know alot of people don't like her & consider her an epic plothole, but I just shrug off Meyer's bad science & chalk her conception up to magic. I think she's adorable &, honestly, I would've been a little disappointed if she hadn't been there b/c it never crossed my mind that S. Myer wouldn't make it where Bella got knocked up.
I like the months pages in New Moon (and the way they handled it in the movie). I don't know I would've wanted to read months and months of Bella's angsty heartbreak (although that sounds like, in the right hands, it could be a good fanfic). Plus, something about it is just so hollow & shows how the months just passed by without Bella ever participating in her life during that time.

I'm also excited about this coming out:
 

DELETED USER

Bella baby, are you OK?

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 7:34 AM

 

Disclaimer: I’m not making a statement on the quality of these stories. Writing takes a lot of time and effort and I am not a writer. I'm making a statement on a trend that I see happening. These  excerpts are from summaries and I changed some words to hopefully keep them annonymous.
Bella is broken when Ed leaves her
She has the best family but all too soon her life comes shattering down around her
There's been tragedy in Bella's life
Bella hasn't spoken a word to anyone...
Bella is kidnapped by stranger...
She once lived the life of luxury  but then her mate became abusive
Bella doesn't know how to come to terms with the life she's been thrown into
Can Bella survive her new life?
Bella is in mental ward and falls right into the unknowing arms..
She had a troubled past and wanted to kill herself
Bella's world is crumbling around her. She feels as though she's drowning...
For Bella Swan, life is a literal hell..
Bella Swan is jaded by her husband, who left her  pregnant...
Devastated, Bella relents
…pieces of Bella's tattered heart.
Bella is completely devastated is no longer the woman she used to be.
Bella's tortured...body, mind, and soul.
Bella and her friends are kidnapped
Kidnapped, Bella must face being sold as a slave
Bella has a past filled with wrong choices, lost love and terrible pain
She is an outcast, hated by everyone, loved by no one
Bella met her love only to find out he was
leaving the next day.
After being betrayed by the man she thought she loved
Bella Swan has had a difficult life
He hurt her over and over again. And she let him.
What if that first crush followed you? Haunted you? Broke you?
…resembling  a broken doll
Isolated and disheartened, Bella  struggles to relate to people
 
Can somebody please help Bella out? In the process, recommend me some strong Bellas. No, not drunken Bella. I want, “sure I may have a rough past, but I know who I am and I don’t need a man to define me” Bella. A Bella that is not afraid of falling in love with Edward of course. Give me a Bella that is not afraid of choices, life, parents, dogs, dark alleys, A**holes, other women, and society in general.

Thanks : )

jandco

April Fools!

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 6:33 AM

Happy April Fools Day!  YAY!  okay, to mark the occasion, this is what we're going to do:

Name the craziest, most bizarre thing you've done in the name of Twilight.

Camped outside for an autograph?  Tattooed N. Reeds face on your abdomen?  Lied about which movie you were going to see because you can't admit to seeing New Moon three times?

Here's the thing:  It can be a true confession, or it can be made up.  You don't have to say if it's true or false--just have fun with it.

and here's this.  because i like it.

bloodlust

Details!

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 4:09 AM

Has anyone seen the photos from Rob's photoshoot for Detail? They kind of surprised me as I don't think it suits him, but whatevs he looks fuckhot.... So jealous of those girls bodies & being naked around Rob *sigh*

But apparently he was reported as saying he didn't like the photoshoot & Vag repulsed him.... like WTF?

Can't add pics, so here is the link

http://www.details.com/celebrities-entertainment/cover-stars/201003/twilight-star-actor-robert-pattinson-remember-me-photos#slide=1

http://www.details.com/celebrities-entertainment/cover-stars/201003/robert-pattinson-online-only-exclusive-photos#slide=1

 
NIGHT RANGER

Do you sleep through the good stuff?

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 12:47 AM

NIGHT BEFORE LAST, CAMPER alchemilla SAID

"Damn, why can't we just be all in the same time zone?"

THEN SHE POSTED THIS PICTURE. AND NIGHT RANGER BELIEVES THE ANSWER IS THAT IF ALL THE PEOPLE WERE IN ONE TIME ZONE, THE PLANET WOULD FALL OVER FROM BEING UNBALANCED.





THIS POST GOES OUT TO ALL THE "Brits and brats and Europeans, the campers in Asia and the Far-East dwellers, Australians, Kiwis, Pacific Islanders, late-shift workers, insomniacs, travelers..."

IN OTHER WORDS, PAGING: alchemilla, Nayarit, bloodlust, katyc, Sobriquett. Moo, demons4eva, VampGirl, kathi754, rahbahbah, LiviaCullen, PsychoKitty, black.orchid78, julesames, Jazzy, Fragile_wreck, Eili, mallmouse, seriouslysirius08, mystik817, lie2me, Yasmina2005, eplefeen, MickisE, littlechoo, daretomove23, aliceelizabeth, papillione, Cosmos, neuroticris, nmkk, Silverfreak, charlyfarly3, wonkeygirl, Bobberley, pink_mojito, heldtoransom ... BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONES WHO POSTED IN THAT CAMPFIRE & SHOWED INTEREST IN THIS IDEA.

You want a special campfire to take you OVER THE EDGE between the hours when the Californians are going to bed and the New Yorkers are waking up?

You want a special campfire to recap what you missed while we were busy bees and you were catching some zzzz's?

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.

LOVELY CAMPER PreferBrunettes WILL POST THE DAY'S RECAP AS THE FIRST COMMENT IN THIS CAMPFIRE, SO YOU GUYS GET THE FULL TREATMENT. FROM HERE ON OUT, IF ANY OF YOU WANTS TO TAKE THE HELM ON THIS BABY, JUST PM A RANGER AND THEY WILL SET YOU UP!

Tor

Oh, Tom

Thursday April 1, 2010 at 12:09 AM

Life in the very fast lane as Pattinson’s buddy



TOM Sturridge knows exactly what Hollywood can expect when Robert Pattinson arrives back in town this year. He was in the middle of the cyclone when Pattinson joined the Remember Me cast in New York amid much fanfare in the summer of 2009.

An actor himself, who’s enjoyed modest success this year with The Boat That Rocked, as well as some hot hype of his own for upcoming Waiting for Forever, Sturridge has been Pattinson’s close personal friend and confidant for the better part of a decade.


“It was madness," Sturridge, said of Pattinson’s New York filming.

Asked by Summit Film execs to shadow Pattinson around the Big Apple to help ease the wound of leaving sometime co-star and paramour Kristen Stewart behind in LA, Sturridge was by Pattinson’s side as friendships bloomed not just with Australian starlet Emilie DeRavin but also with Sturridge’s now-ex girlfriend Camilla Belle.

Sturridge says the relationship between Pattinson and Belle was blurred from day one, when Summit struggled to find an office from which to run the superstar's newborn production company. Sturridge and Belle used internet cafes as makeshift headquarters for Pattinson’s affairs before Belle’s father offered space in a spare room at his Manhattan home.

"We went from using Yahoo! email addresses to running Rob’s new production business while sitting beside Camilla’s parents' swimming pool," Sturridge said. "Camilla would be in her bikini by the pool, Rob would lie in the sun on a mountain of pillows, and I would try to connect to the broadband internet connection."

Sturridge also played wingman at a string of summer soirees, but Pattinson’s idyllic lifestyle was soon interrupted by intense scrutiny from paparazzi and whirlwind visits to New York by Kristen Stewart.

Paparazzi and potential kidnap threats — it was feared the militant vampire rights group called Twi-Moms would target the London-born star — were a constant distraction for Pattinson’s management in New York, and Summit finally turned to Cuban president Fidel Castro's former bodyguard Delfin Fernandez, who had worked for Antonio Banderas and Penelope Cruz, to head Pattinson’s security detail.

"I looked at Delfin's CV and did the maths," Sturridge said. "Over 20 years service, many assassination attempts on Castro, but zero success. Fernandez was good. Very good. I threw myself into convincing Summit to hire him for Rob."

But the person Fernandez failed to keep away from Pattinson was Belle. Sturridge noticed the couple's relationship had crossed the line from professional to personal after a photo shoot for a sponsor. A celebratory dinner with a group that included a close friend of Kristen Stewart ended at a nightclub where photos were secretly taken of Pattinson and Belle together. The pictures were later purchased “for phenomenal sums” to keep from being published in British newspapers. The group left the nightclub in two separate cars: Pattinson and Belle in one vehicle driven by Fernandez and another carrying Sturridge and the rest.

Sturridge recalls that Fernandez called him on a walkie-talkie with a message: "The Spider has the Eagle in her web."

Sturridge says he will never forget the words Kristen used to explain how his balls would be removed if he ever let Belle near Pattinson again after that night. "Tom, we all have bills to pay and roles to play," the actress said. "You can be that guy in the background of all the photos of Rob, or you can become Tom Sturridge. My choice."

 



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