I was thinking about how today, being the Ides of March and all, would be the perfect day to catch up on To Be Stabbed in the Front.

Then, I started thinking about how yesterday, 3.14, would have been a rational day to start A Neverending Math Equation (little bit of math humor there).  Perhaps I should start Volition on St. Patrick's Day.

Show off your wit, ADF, and let's make some fic based calendar puns.

A potential banner for TBSITF:

Sooo, I'm 21 and I seem to have a strange obsession with older men. I lose attraction when I find out a man is younger than me, and seriously almost had a fling with a 40 something year old guy at my job (would have never happened, I'm waaaay too insecure for that, but it was thought about).

My fiance is only 3 years older than me, but that only adds to the attraction. Anyone else with me here?

Share some sexy older men with me? (I could have kept going)

...Maybe some older Edwards? All he has to be is in his 40s and I'm reading.<--Update: So the men are sexy and I love all your stories, any fic recs as well?

Check out  0.39 and 0.56

Are you guys looking foward to Season 3? What would you like to see? I heard there will be some Naked Eric Northman. And whats up his hair? They seem to change it every season. Doesn't he look delicious?

EDIT: Do you have any Season 3 Spoilers? Caps? Please post them

Is anyone else outside of the US restless and slightly depressed because you can't see Remember Me for WEEKS because it isn't released yet? 

Or is ADF mostly populated with you lucky North Americans? 

And I stupidly read reviews and have been totally spoiled.  But I can't go see it for myself.  God. *sob*

(Don't put spoilers in your response pleeze.)

God ahm so deprezzed...  (I can't believe I've picked up this alternate spelling trend...)

Apparently, Remember Me made 8,300,000$ this week-end and is ranked #4 in the box office

Two days ago, wolvesnvamps said that it had to make 10 millions to be truly deemed succesful and increase the chances of having two Breaking Dawn movies instead of one (which I think is a good thing, because if they do a movie, they might as well do it right)

So what do you think? 8 millions close enough? I haven't seen it, because it's not out in France yet (damn dubbing time) but I'll definitely go watch it once it's out.

Source

 I do believe all you closet Kellan-aholics can come out and play because

KLUTZ IS TWENTY FIVE TODAY!

Plenty of picspam of the preteh CK wearing Kellan if you please!

 ** EDIT ** And your FAV Emmett fics too if you please!

read elemental here

So i've only just discovered Elemental and it is one of the best fics i've read.

Now i want to read more stories like it.

please rec anything similar that is good.

** Possible spoiler alert**

Does any one read this story because right now i think i want to hunt down and find the author and make them pay for my weeks and weeks of emotional distress and for making Cry to the point that it wasn't pretty as happy as i am about this new update I'm kinda mad because dude that shit was just not right

can someone rec me some good comedy fics?

preferrably BxE AH and Complete?

i wanted to rent Pineapple Express, but blockbuster didnt have a copy in

i dont care if its gor drug refrences, or if its just a crackfic, although something a little more lengthy might be cool.

i love stories about pranks, and just funny situations. something that will make me lol.

i dont have and hotties for ur time, but i have these...

the design wtvoc an icon contest ends tuesday at midnight PDT

 i'm loving the entries so far!  keep 'em coming.  one winner gets a US$25 amazon.com giftcard and their own tent in the VIP area.

anything goes, really.  you know me.

send 'em to dearwtvoc@gmail.com .

now... what're you up to?  is anyone else as exhausted as i am?  i hate time changes omg

for your time:

i just tagged this as "booth tie undone oh god"

So, Campers.  I think it's common knowledge that Rob has admitted to reading fanfic.  Well, he mentioned it again in a recent interview:

“Every single day, I’d go to a convenience store and get a bagel and a Snapple and read scripts,” he says. “And then, all of a sudden, I’m there on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. Okay. And then the next day I went out to get breakfast and everyone was staring. And then a month later, there was the first Comic-Con and everything exploded. People were just screaming. Screaming.”

The almost orgasmic reactions shocked Pattinson because “the books are really so much about chastity. But people sexualize it in their heads. It’s so odd, and so funny. The fan fiction that people write and post — all of it ends up with Edward and Bella in bed. Or Edward and Jacob. Or everybody! It sort of ignores the whole point.”

Rob looks so enthralled here, I bet he's reading the fic where Edward is a gargoyle.

Obviously Rob's a bit of a stranger to the T-Rated fics.  What I want to know, oh frequenters of the Forest, is:  What fics do you think Rob has read/should read?  

So we took the kiddo to the circus today and of course he loved it.  I was a bit bored, so while he was squealing over the bears and the crazy motorcycle riders in a cage I was thinking how funny a Cullen Family Circus fic would be.  Has anyone read one?  I am assuming they would have to crackfic or fluff because I just don't know if I would want to read an angsty circus fic.

Yay!! A new video from Alex!

(Check out his youtube channel for the previous chapters. He's SO funny!)

Hi everyone! I have a question for everyone: Do you have the nook from Barnes and Noble? If so, are you able to download fanfics onto it?

I've been thinking of saving up for one, and this information would be very useful to me. Thank you. :)

I know there's already been quite a few posts on this, but none of them are up at the top anymore and I didn't go into them for fear of spoilers. Well. I just got back from the movies and I still have tear tracks on my cheeks. 

So what did you think of it? Favorite parts? Least favorite parts? Personally, I think it's my new favorite movie. Totally unexpected twist at the end there.

Er... possible spoilers inside?

So with the 20th right around the corner and so many different choices i want to do which dvd you guys are getting and from where

I getting the Ultimate Fan Copy from Wal-mart although i am mad i had my mom order it for me and she made a mistake and ask for it to be delivered which mean i want get it til sometime between the 25th-29th

Announcing the DEAD PAN CONTEST (aka Barmaid! There's a Fly In My Spoof!)

Contest Starts April 1. Contest Ends May 15.

We're looking for your best parodies set in the SVM/TB universe that is Eric centric with Eric/Sookie as lead characters. Your parody may be made from books, TV, films, cartoons and even old fairytales. Eric should figure as the hero of the story.

2,500 minimum - 15,000 word maximum. Lemons optional but encouraged.

Entries can be canon, AU or AH. All entrants must be 18 yrs of age or older. Collaborations allowed. Unlimited entries accepted by each author. The idea is to get lots of interesting stories submitted—not to limit creativity.

Entries must be able to stand as one-shots but may be continued into multi-chapter fics after contest ends.

Please Note: We are doing this ANONYMOUSLY. Do not publish your story on ffnet or elsewhere till after the contest ends. You will submit it direct to the contest hosts, nycsnowbird or pixiegiggles, via their gmail account:

deadpancontest@gmail(dot)com

After the contest, you are free to publish your work under your profile. We're doing this to encourage new writers, especially, so they won't feel intimidated going up against big recognizable names. EVERYONE is welcome to submit. Encouraged. Pleaded with.

Prizes include:

banners for your winning stories made by the illustrious Zigster,

an autographed photo of Alexander Skarsgard with certificate of authenticity,

an Eric Northman wristwatch, an Eric Northman mousepad (what is any computer without one?),

a gorgeous piece of original artwork of Eric Northman from the talented hand of Sarah Silva.

Photo links to all prizes appear on the profile page of this avatar. More details about the contest appear there too.

Our judges: LanYap, sunkisz, Terri Botta, tradermare, zeewriter all from ffnet and Saluki (from myvampfiction).

No incest, rape, cutting, etc. Entries that are deemed inappropriate will not be accepted. If you think something in your story may require a warning for some readers, put it in your Author's Note at the beginning.

All entries must be beta'd and we have a large list of willing betas being posted this evening on the profile site for you to choose from. You are going to be rated on writing style, diction, dialog, story structure and creativity. Each category is assigned a numeric value which all total 100 points. Use a beta to go over your grammar and help your point rating.

The competition is completely anonymous. All stories will be assigned a random number before the judges see them so the judges will have no knowledge of pen names or the author's real name. Writers are not allowed to blog or otherwise talk about their submissions in fairness to all. Any attempt to circumvent the rules will result in immediate disqualification.

ok the weather here is crap and DST has totally messed up my day so im going to ignore my responsibilities and read fanfic....i just finished reading the newest chapter of How to Save a Life and it has put me in the mood for some really good angst...you would think that a normal person would not want to have their heart clinched so early (or actually late now) on a Sunday morning...but i never said i was normal :).....so can someone recommend me some angsty fics?? i would greatly appreciate it!!!

for your time.....

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