sayit3xs

Team Jedward....

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 6:19 PM

mz.mimi

It can only be one

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 6:08 PM

So we've talked about those fics we wished never existed, so now let's discuss the cream of the crop.

What fic, in your opinion,is an absolute must read?

The only rules is that you can only rec one and it cannot be your own story.

Ami369

Really?

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 5:28 PM

So a couple of weeks ago someone posted Timbalands song Morning After Dark on here and the little comment he made about the video which is >>>>

"I want the same characters of 'Twilight,' which I've almost got."

Timbaland explained further about the storyline of the video should he get Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart for th
e leading characters. He stated, "We [Timbaland & SoShy] would protect her while he goes away from the other dude (Jacob) and the other people (the Cullens)."

Saying that "you won't know what we are. You don't know if we're vampires, but we are something," he added, "We was his last hope, he wouldn't want to use us, the whole thing. If [Edward] calls us it would be a big payback - a big price to pay to call my team of people to protect her. It's a whole little story line."

Timbaland also hinted possibility of him writing a sequel for the song. "And I have part two to the single too, so it's like a whole little story line to it,"

www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00028122.html


So....he didn't get Rob and Kristen (surprise) and I love Timbo but...I was dying through this video when they quoted straight from the movie "say it out loud"....C'mon man *chuckle chuckle*....Really?

But what I wanna know is how do you feel about the song/video and all the different kinds of people jumping on this vampire bandwagon now? Do you like it hate it? I personally don't mind the song cuz I love Tim but this video made me cringe ever so slightly.

 

Ruby-Wednesday

As if it never existed

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 3:51 PM

If you could erase a fic from your memory and the internet, like Men in Black style wipeout, what would it be?

   

This doesn't necessarily have to be negative, though by all means post those horrible fics that should be banned forever.

But what about those angsty fics that upset you and hurt your heart?

those wonderful ones that ruin lesser fics for you and make you never want to write again?

the unfinished ones where the mystery still haunts you?

the sex scenes that squicked you out?

those post Eclipse/au stories  that make you realise what BD could have been?

share. I'll post mine in the comments.

jgulia45

Tom Cruise as Edward Cullen?

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 2:25 PM

Don't know how to embed this but it's hilarious!

 

Celebrity Auditions: New Moon from Electric Spoofaloo on Take180.com

ranger edit: embedded done and done.  when you see an embed code, copy it and paste it using the source key up there^^.  this goes for pics, youtube vids, or any other media that has an "embed" code.  :D

Doodlecake

Man Undercover at New Moon

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 12:40 PM

 New Moon, the second film in the Twilightseries, set a new single day box office record this weekend, taking in $72.7 millionon Friday alone. And, as it happens, at least 12 of those dollars were mine. No faithful Cracked enthusiast, I am not a closet Twilight fan, nor a hardcore vampire movie junkie, nor even a simple moron. Rest assured, I was there entirely unwillingly, sent on an assignment to observe the burgeoningTwilight culture in its rawest element: outside a suburban movie theater.

I managed to snag tickets to the midnight showing last Thursday by pulling a few strings (exchanging $12 at the box office is a type of string). Told to arrive early to ensure I got a good seat, I came back a little after seven in the evening to find about a hundred people with a different definition of “early” than myself. That was OK; I was there to see the people, not the movie. “Good seats for that Twilight movie” is not a phrase that holds a lot of meaning to me. I slid into place at the end of the line and tried to look like I belonged there

Many of the others in line were in costume, dressed up as their favorite Twilightopian, like Johnny Fangs or Lesley Skinnypants or Reggie Whateverthefuck. I, of course, had suspected this would be the case before arriving, and had already made preparation to blend in with the crowd.


The original delicious vampire.

Within a minute of me arriving, a half dozen girls squealed into place behind me in line. Judging by the degree my toes clenched at the sound of their voices, I’d estimate they were around 12- or 13-years of age. I had forgotten what it was like to be in the presence of a mass of young girls. It was intense. Thousands of words spewed from their mouths every second, few of which were intelligible (or even audible) to my ears, but after a short while I was able to gauge the ebb and flow of their discussion and get a rough estimate of their mood. They were excited.

“So girls, pretty exciting, isn’t it?” I said, trying my best not to sound like a sex offender.

Beautiful, blessed silence greeted me in return. That seemed to shut them up. I’d have to remember that for later.

“What are you supposed to be?” one girl, who I presumed to be their leader, asked. “Blade?” A chorus of giggles erupted from the group.

“I’m Count Chocula, you… uh,” I protested, scrambling to come up with a word that was similar to ‘bitches,’ but less inappropriate when talking to 12-year-old girls. “Bitches!” I finally spat, shoulders sagging in exhaustion.

“Like from the cereal?” More giggles. “You dressed up as the guy from the corn flakes?”

“Count Chocula is a chocolate themed marshmallow based cereal,” I responded, authoritatively. “He is like Robert Pattinson multiplied by chocolate. He is as incredible as you are ugly.”

“Whatever Snap, Crackle or Pop.” The mouthy leader turned away from me. A heated discussion erupted amongst the group, during which I believe they collectively decided I was “random.” I took out my notebook, and wrote down “Twilight fans suck,” and underlined it a couple times. Tucking my notebook back in my cape, I turned around.

“Hey man, can you believe this bullshit?” I said to the guy on the other side of me. He turned around, startled I was talking to him, and I got a good look at his costume. Actually, what I had at first assumed to be a vampire costume, was now on closer appearance, just a cape. So just a guy, regular clothes, but in a cape. Awesome.

creepy-capes
Capes and back rubs, reunited at last.

“What’s that?” he said. “I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.”

“Never mind. Hey maybe you can help,” I asked, slipping back into reporter mode. “I’m from… Time Magazine… and I’m trying to find out more about the whole appeal of this Twilight thing. Can you help me? Why are you here tonight?”

“You’re from Time?”

“Oh the costume?” I laughed. “The publishing industry has fallen on hard times, so a lot of us Timereporters have to take on second jobs, ” I explained. “I sometimes do mascot work at conventions for dry goods manufacturers.”

“Oh. I guess that makes sense.” He was wrong; that didn’t make any sense at all. But I felt no need to correct him.

“So why are you here then?”

“Uh, I dunno.”

“Seriously? You don’t know what you like about Twilight?”

He shrugged. “I guess the vampires?”

I gave him my blankest look. “The vampires,” I repeated. “Can you be a little more specific?”

“You know,” he said. “The vampire guy. He loves Bella because of… a reason… and they fight werewolves and love werewolves and look at each other. It’s just all so awesome.”

I frowned at him. Was this guy for real? I decided to call him out. “Scooter–and I don’t know if you’re actually called Scooter, but I’ll be damned if you don’t act like one–I’ll be honest with you. My dry-goods-mascot bullshit detector is going off all over the place here. It sounds like you know next to nothing aboutTwilight. What are you doing here, dude? Trying to meet girls?”

He didn’t say anything, but did sort of shrink back into his cape a bit.

“Wow that’s just… atrocious,” I said, not lying. We sat there in incredibly awkward silence for a few seconds. My entire body itched just being next to him.

“Hey girls?” I said, turning back to the flotilla of bitches behind me. “Wanna trade spots? You’ll get in a little sooner that way. Maybe get better seats.”

“Wow! Thanks!”

We shuffled around. until I was a half dozen places further back in line, and a little closer to Hell. I was now standing beside a couple of ordinary looking girls in their mid-20s. I stood there looking nonchalant, idly playing with my cape in a manner I hoped made me look professional. After 10 minutes or so of listening in on their conversation, I concluded they were the least weird people here, and decided to try again.

“Wow! You look ordinary!” I said, by way of introduction.

A long pause. “OK. Thanks,” one of them replied slowly while the other one stared.

“Hey, seeing as we’re all ordinary dudes and lady-dudes here, maybe you’d like to answer some questions for me?” I said, addressing the one who spoke. “What’s the big appeal with this Twilight business? Why are you here tonight?”

Her gaze narrowed. “I’m not so sure you’re ordinary.”

“Because of the costume?” she nodded. “Look, it’s like I was telling Johnny Clammyhands up there, I’m a reporter trying to get a scoop on Twilight culture, and I’m wearing thi- HHHHHYURK.” My explanation, complete with a purposeful thrust forward and dramatic sweep of my cape, was cut short when I tripped over my enormous feet, stumbled, then caught my cape on something sharp. I slumped to the ground, elegantly strangling myself. Everything went black.

______

The gentle prodding of a police man’s foot roused me from my slumber. My eyes opened. I was still on the ground, my cape having been cut loose at some point during my unplanned coma. The line had dissipated. “What time is it?” I tried to ask, although, “blrughr Fim gh het?” Is what I believe actually came out of my mouth.

“About 12:30.” I gaped. Those Twidstsicles left me unconscious on the sidewalk for five hours. I rubbed my throat, batting aside the scrap of cape that hung limply around my neck. Shaking the dizzies out of my head, I then got to my feet after a couple of practice tries.

“Thank you officers, but I won’t need any further assistance. However, if circumstances arise such that you have to shoot several people in that theater, I will totally have your back if you get called up on some ‘excessive force’ bullshit. Respect.” My offered fist bump hung in the air for 12 seconds, while we all stood there staring at it. Eventually they wandered away.

___

My conclusion: Twilight fans are cold-blooded harlots, possible pedophiles or 12-year-old girls. How we as a society deal with these parasites is a complicated issue, but pelting them with rocks would be far from the worst option.

rockrock

 

Sauce

I'd just like to say, that I think I love this man.

barelybreathing

Summit Statement on Breaking Dawn

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 12:31 PM

 

In response to certain videos which pertain rumors about the production of Breaking Dawn, Summit Entertainment released this statement:
“Summit Entertainment looks forward to bringing “Breaking Dawn” to the big screen but at this point any additional information is premature.”

GEE THANKS SUMMIT. DO ME A FAVOR AND EITHER RE-WRITE THE ENTIRE BOOK OR NEVER EVER MAKE THIS MOVIE. 'KAY?

SO TELL ME-HOW WOULD YOU HAVE LIKED BREAKING DAWN TO GO DOWN?

wonkeygirl

And she flew......

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 11:02 AM

I'm sure it was unintentional on CW's part...but my inner child couldn't help but have a good snicker when the red and white plane glided across the screen...anyone else?

goingthedistance

When is he going to be 18?

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 10:21 AM

Here is the newest Rolling Stone cover with Taycob on it

 

kaiserin1792

Just got home from watching NM

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 7:50 AM

IT WAS FUCKAWESOME.

CHRIS WEIHTZ YOU"RE THE MAN

I'm still in my NM hype. I'm trying not to over think.

Obviously, there has been massive improvements

SPOILER ALERT in comments section. 

I'm going to put some of my favorite parts in the comments. Do not read if you haven't watched it yet, unless you wanna see spoilers.

jandco

Triangle Love.

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 7:42 AM

Tell me your favorite or most heart breaking Love Triangle.  It can be yours, or from a movie, or from a fic or a book or anything...Just tell me about love triangles. 

And if you wanna get super deep, do you believe in soul mates?  As in, is there ONLY one choice or option...did Bella ever really have a choice?

DELETED USER

Conan, Cody and Wolfboy

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 7:30 AM

 this skit was on Conan last night and it cracked me up.

 

it it doesn't embed...cuz i suck and screw that up all the time here's the link : 

YAY!!! it worked!

http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/video/clips/jerry-mediates-the-monsters-112309/1178890/

AprilAnne

Alright campers.... lets be honest...

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 6:10 AM

Who else had fanfiction wheels in their head turning when Carlisle was bandaging Bella????

(yellow for HOT SEXY LEMONS!!!!)

HUH HUH ????

Im not a Carlisle swooner... but he used his I wanna fuck my son's human GF cuz at least i have self control voice sexy voice and was like 0.3 inches from her BODY.

Me and my cousin were giggling at the possibilities!

anyone? anyone?

bexi21

Bologna and Cheese

Tuesday November 24, 2009 at 4:30 AM

You know... after 4 hours of sleep, this makes you laugh just a little.

Really, I watch it for Jamie.

ROB IS IMPRESSED BY HIS COSTARS' MAD SKILLZ.

 

DELETED USER

The twitter post

Monday November 23, 2009 at 11:13 PM

'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF NEW CAMPERS/LURKERS AROUND. HAI.

It upsets me to no end that cullenism was already taken... but here it is.

http://twitter.com/berserkasfuck

goingthedistance

Look Who Went to New Moon

Monday November 23, 2009 at 10:31 PM

Here she is-brace youselves


 

lilu

Best part of New Moon...

Monday November 23, 2009 at 8:32 PM

Ok, I just saw New Moon and it basically blew my mind for two hours straight. Everything was spot on, and I didn't even cringe ONCE. All of the performances were heads above Twilight.

 

So, it was all phenomenal, but my favourite part was.....

 


SPOILER ALERT



When Bella told Edward off before the vote. EFFING FINALLY. He needed to back the eff off. My girl grew some balls.

 

Edward was so whiny, I just wanted to tell him off myself.

So proud.

Tor

back in LA

Monday November 23, 2009 at 8:25 PM

Rob and Kristen are back in LA-We hear from reliable sources that he's going to spend Thanksgiving at her parents house in the Valley.

Jenn and I going drinking again-bye!

wtvoc

i'm just gonna leave these here

Monday November 23, 2009 at 8:22 PM

shown to me by the lovely, glorious and divine mel.  behold, smeyer's original vision for edward, all groweded up:

 

 

Photobucket Photobucket sweet christ on toast i love me a man with a gun (obvs) Photobucket

emibella

It's time to Shamelessly Promote Yourself!

Monday November 23, 2009 at 7:59 PM

Lots of you have been asking for this and now I am delivering! This is a CAMPFIRE where you can Shamelessly PIMP anything your hearts desire. There really are no rules except if you see someone PIMPING something you love..GIVE IT SOME LOVE. If you see something you think you'll like... GIVE IT SOME LOVE. If you read something that someone PIMPED in this CAMPFIRE...REVIEW IT AND TELL THEM THAT YOU READ ABOUT IT HERE ON ADF.

I'll start:

My name is Emibella. I am ADF's Fanfic Czar and VIP Writer but I don't think a lot of you have read my stuff. May I recommend that you read 

PROFFER FOR 24.. if you like Edward/Bella one shot fluffs.

BOUNDLESS.. If you like one shot Canon angst from different perspectives.

IF IT'S THE BEACHES.. if you love angst, manipulation, more angst and a healthy dose of very hot, well, you know.

ALL OF THESE ARE AVAILABLE IN THE STORYTELLING AREA RIGHT HERE AT ADF

PLEASE REVIEW THEM. I LOVE REVIEWS AND I WILL GIVE YOU ENDLESS LOVE. REALLY.


IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE FANFICTION.. IT CAN BE ANYTHING! EVEN IF YOU THINK EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS, TELL US ABOUT IT ANYWAY!

See how that is done? Now it's your turn. . . it's a Monday Pimping Free For All!


 

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