Am I a total idiot for not knowing what canon pairings/canon couples are? I've just always wondered... Anyone care to share the mystery? :)

What did you dream about last night?

Do you have weird dreams often?

What was the worst nightmare you ever had?

I dreamt about Jeremy Shockey last night. The details are sort of fuzzy now but I woke up happy. He was shirtless through most of it.

Did Canon Edward ever use his computer/laptop/crackberry? Do you think he was net savy? Or was he afraid to venture there like almost all old folks? (LOL)

Okay ppl, lets make frands in gchat. Post your email and let others find you and friend you for gchat. I, for one, wanna make moar frands.

Here's mine - praise baby jesus! Also, I have a request. I know that this forest is home to some really brilliant artists. So, can I have any of those nifty gals to make me a GIF avatar for my story?

I'll be forever indebted. :)

Here's the pretty for your time-

APPROVED BY RANGER WOLVESNVAMPS

purple edit:

gentlemen, do NOT post your personal emails in a public forum!  please maintain internet safety!  PM devy if you want to play.

Didn't a group of fans send Rob a new Stoli shirt since his was all ripped up?  Whatever came of that? 

(look who's following him)

(for jandco)

BUT -

Right now I'm reading this fic....and my hand to God...this was the last line I read...

(Censored for you whippersnappers) :P 

"Thrust his rigid, huge **** (rhymes with block) into my wet, hot **** (rhymes with bunt)."

Now I'm sorry....but that? Is a hilarious line.  I mean have you ever thought that whilst bumping uglies?? 

~ Tell me a line that jarred you out of the fantasy bubble.

While we're on it, I'm over Forks being this mecca for the rich, the playground for the glitterati or whatever.  It's just too far fetched for me - I've watched specials on Forks, I know it's about as far from Sex Oz as one can get.  

~ What are you over this week?

(Edd-o bookmarks, cause I know you're reading something.)  

With the super-saturation of Rob & Emilie interviews these last few days (weeks) there isn't anything new in this next clip, with the exception of the last 4 seconds which made me spit coffee all over my monitor... LOL

did he have to say PRIVATE PARTS??  My KIDS use that phrase...so funny!!

ADORBS

Hi everybody!

I have a problem...

Last night there was a post regarding the name of a fic. Irony, the person who made the question, said that she only remember that Bella gave Edward head under a desk.

After lots of comments, there was an answer to Irony's question: Some say that there's a fic called Playing Doctor where this scene happens, and after reading the chapter I am possitive that it's not the fic I was thinking about, what leaves me with my own question.

Now I really want to know which is the fic I was remembering last night.

What I can tell you about it is: Bella gives head under the desk to Edward, Edward is angry because he was talking to Carlisle, and then  later in the story C tells E he's not the only kinky one in the family and there is something about a butterfly vibrator w/remote.... Emmett somehow ends up with the remote and B gets radom zaps from it during a meeting. There is a family dinner where Es is looking flushed and E thinks his dad is using one on her and is grossed out.

All these images are mixed in my brain and I'm sure there's a fellow camper who will be able to help me... pleaseeeeee????????

Good Morning, All!

Betty White has responded (albeit briefly) to Rob's admittance of his crush on her:

Robert Pattinson may only have eyes for Betty White – but as far as the former “Golden Girl” is concerned, R-Pattz’s profession of love is only good for a laugh.

On Tuesday, the “Twilight Saga” star paid a visit to the ladies of “The View” where he revealed his crush on the veteran comedienne.

“I think Betty White is probably one of the sexiest women in America,” he said. “She’s vibrant; it’s sexy. I think the more age, the better.”

And on Tuesday night, Betty responded with an exclusive statement to Access Hollywood.

“Now THAT is a comedy line!” the 88-year-old actress said.

No word what Robert’s rumored on-screen/off-screen love interest Kristen Stewart – who joined Robert on the red carpet for his “Remember Me” premiere in New York City on Monday night – has to say about the admission.

Source

Can I just say how much I LOVE Betty White. Lady is brilliant.

 This is my question.

Is it just me or does anyone else think it's a little bitchy of bella when she goes running off to Jacob when her and Edward fight? I'm talking about fics where Edward and Jacob really dislike each other.

I mean if i had a fight with my boyfriend and i ran to the person he hated most in the world for comfort I think that would be a really bitchy thing to do to him.

I know they're suppose to have this great friendship but i Just think Bella should have a bit more loyalty go and bitch and whine to Alice or Rosalie ya know?

Sorry I'm catching up on one of my fav fics and Bella has just run off after a fight that's why it's on my mind, kind of pissed me off haha.

And here are a few new ones from the afterparty last night

Excuse me Rob's Mum-will you have lunch with me? Discuss what you would talk about with Robert's Mum at lunch!

lost discussion?  idk idk i forgot to post this earlier for you people who live on the wrong side of the country

okay, so i just wanted an excuse to post this amazing pic i just stole offa twat

Someone recommended this story on here when someone asked for boarding school, angst, drugs, and sexin. So I read it too. I love it so much and there are only like 60 reviews right now. It needs some love, for real. Its the authors first and only story up so far. Here is the summary:

"Swimming with the sharks is just part of the high school experience, but navigating the social relationships at an elite prep school, Bella finds that getting on Rosalie's bad side is like adding chum to the water. AH OOC ExB eventually, M for sex, drugs."

It angst and romance and there is a great twist with the plot. Its not canon, at least not yet, and the characterization is great IMO. The writing is really good, and it seems like the author updates on a regular basis. Anyway, its awesome so check it out.

Here is the link(I hope it works, if not its on FF.net):  Disappear Here

I am betting that he is going to be funny and awkward and that it will be a classic Rob interview.

POST ALL COMMENTS ABOUT ROBERT'S APPEARANCE HERE

okay so when i get bored my mind goes crazy and i start to think of things to do to past the time so heres what i got

so here they are the Bestie Awards (the name sucks i know)

so i have some catigories and who i would chose as the winners

Best Bella: I Love College - Clpsuperstar

Best Edward: - Eternally Damned - Twilite

Best Edward nickname: Wallbanger - from Edward Wallbanger by Feathersmmmm

Best Bella nickname - Baby Swan - from Mr. Horrible by Algonquinrt

Best Bella line in a story - "I'm sorry", "I'm Emmetts sister" - from My brothers best friend by Jennlynnfs (how bella apolgizes i found it funny)

Best Edward line in a story - "Sorry Jacob" "but my human side is taking a short sabbtical at the moment" - from Bried Amongst the Begonias  by Durtynelly( I laugh my ass of when Masen said this even tho its kinda not funny)

Best Lemon - TNGUS by angrybadgergirl - seriouslly pick one I like the first one the best

So what would your winners be? What catigories be?

Guess what I'm doing?

I am NOT reading FanFiction!!!!

<gasp!>

I know, I know.

HOW CAN I COME TO A FF SITE AND SAY THAT!?

WELL.

I AM READING REAL BOOKS.

I am poor though.  Like, have to spend another $2100 on my FAIL car OR buy a new one.

SO HOW CAN I AFFORD REAL LITERATURE, you ask?

Why its all due to our own MOMINATOR of course!  She was F&*KAWESOME enough to send me some books via PDF and I CANNOT GIVE HER ENOUGH LOVE.

The love just keeps on giving...and giving...and giving...and giving...and giving...and giving...

GIVE SOMEONE YOU LOVE PROPS...cuz we CAN and this is a lovefest post.

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2010/03/02/summit-replaces-editor-on-the-twilight-saga-eclipse/

Summit replaces editor on 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the uber-successful Twilight series, confirmed this morning that it has replaced Eclipse editor Art Jones with Nancy Richardson, the editor of Catherine Hardwicke’s original Twilight film. The studio is not placing blame on Jones, who previously worked with Eclipse director David Slade on his horror film 30 Days of Night as well as Slade’s Ellen Page-starrer Hard Candy. They do believe, however, that Slade’s material – which they call “very good” – needed a stronger edit. The studio has more confidence in Richardson, who they say understands the emotion of the characters and is an ace at balancing action with the other elements of the film.

Richardson recently completed Miley Cyrus’ upcoming romantic drama The Last Song. Eclipse is scheduled to debut on June 30.

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Does this mean it could push back the date? Important task to start reworking at this point...

So I just recently (Sunday) posted and updated (today) a fic for the first time. I would really love some feedback on it and thought you ladies would be the perfect audience so I was wondering if some of you wouldn't mind reading and giving some tough love if needed :)

here's the link:

You Found Me http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5784327/1/You_Found_Me

thanks in advance

Seems the Twilight stars have a thing for sharing clothes with their gal pals.

So, evidence of a sleepover or just something you do with your bf?

Photos curtesy of clebrity-gossip and ONTD

I can not for the life of me remember the title of this old twilight fanfiction.

I remember I loved it, and all I can remember from the fic is this one scene where Bella was trapped under Edward's desk and he was being a douche, so when Esme and Carlisle sat down in Edward's office to talk Bella starting going to town on him, and he started agreeing to shit his mother was asking by cussing and moaning and Carlisle knew the entire time what was happening. I have no idea what fic it is from, does anyone know where this might be from?

Really appreciate the help!

ETA: WE FOUND THE FIC!!! IT IS ON TWILIGHTED: http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=577&textsize=0&chapter=3