So I am at work....BLAH..and it's raining...BLAH.....and I am bored which means if you would PLEASE give me some completed, funny, sexy fics to read I would be greatly HAPPY!!! I love having a good fic to read on a rainy day, then everyone thinks I am busy and leaves me the hell alone...HA!!

So please give me something to do.

THANK YOU!!!!

 Hi everyone, I'm new here but I love reading Edward and Bella fan fictions. I would like to know what is a fanfic downloader. 

Excuse me if I don't express myself very clearly because I am French.

Hélène

So Being Bored In Class
Resulted In Me Making A New 'Carving'.
It Was Charlie Swan's Day :P

What Is Your Favourite Thing About Charlie Swan?
Your Favourite Moment? Fanfic?
Let's Talk Charlie!


(I May Or May Not Have Googled How To Autoplay) :)

(i may or may not have been confounded when the autoplay interfered with my tori amos so i may or may not have turned it off)

(Touche)

Through ADF, I discovered the awesome strike through tool, which has now completely ruined me.

This is what I would like to say:

"Conveniently, there was a soda machine about ten yards away from Bella’s locker that was perfect to hide behind in order to make-out do homework in private."

Of course, FFn does not have this amazing, incredible, fantastic feature, so I'll have to sit here for another 10 minutes coming up with a more creative way of saying that (maybe it won't take me that long).

Also, it greatly saddens me that FFn erases the little < when you want to write a <3 in your fic so it ends up just looking like 3. Maybe it's a sign from heaven that I should never use the <3 in my fic, but I'd still like the option.

I'm up late and procrastinating writing my next chapter and wondered if anyone else had small, insignificant things to gripe about as well. If so, I'd love to hear them and if not, I'll go back to reading old ADF posts writing.  

So I've just started writing a new fic, and I'd really love someone to read over it...so I was wondering if any one of you lovely people would like to read it and help me out?

And I was also thinking, when you're writing...and you get stuck (if any of you ever do get stuck lol)...what do you do? Do you just leave it and wait for inspiration to strike? Or do you have something you do?

For your time :)

 Remember the post I made the other day about seeing Jackson Rathbone/100 Monkeys doing a free acoustic set in Boston?  Yeah.  I didn't quite tell you the whole story.

As I *think* some of you know I am a staff writer for Blogcritics.org.  Well thanks to that snazzy title and a bit of initiative on my part I scored an interview with Jackson and the band the following night.  I haven't written the article yet but I thought you guys might appreciate some pics in the meantime and I'll post a link to the article later if you want.

Enjoy the pretty. :)

let's have a good old-fashioned FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER campfire.  post links to your twittah!

who's your favorite person to follow?  you ever been tweeted/followed by a celeb?  like tor omg billy burke follows her

and you should be following the forest and all the rangers, js

click to follow us...

a different forest

wolvesnvamps

jennyfly

tor

jennday

pixievamp

emibella

lillybellis

wtvoc

jandco

jandcoandwtvoc (lol)

now git in here and make some new frands

for my time:

disclaimer: some people protect their twitter accounts so don't be offended if they don't approve your request, man.  they just might not realize/know who you are. 

Edward liked to travel. He went to Alaska, Brazil, Italy.....

Isle Esme, where ever that is. 

WHAT'S THE FARTHEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN FROM HOME?

I went to Adelaide, Australia in 2005. 

Hi,

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As most of you know two months ago one of our wonderful moderators over at Pemberley, Lisa (lasmke) passed away in a car accident. We have decided, as a nice way to honour her memory and what she held dear, that we would run a one-shot Austen fic contest with her in mind. Thus we will be hosting the Austenatious Endeavours Challenge. Come one, come all and write us some fun, frolicking and fabulous fanfiction.

The challenge will combine Austen with everything imaginable, and hopefully be delivered to you in a way different to most other fanfic challenges. There will be no "prizes" or "winners" - just fic, fun, laughter and respect - the way she would've wanted it.

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Please see this post or our ff.net page for more info :)

IT CAN BE CROSSOVER, IF YOU WANT TO WRITE ABOUT EDWARD/BELLA AS AUSTEN CHARACTERS!

ETA: MSG FOR WOLVESNVAMPS I DIDN'T ASK PERMISSION COS YOU WOULD YELL AT ME LOL

MSG FOR JENNDAY-YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT I WOULD MS RANGER. :)

Anything.  I want to hear your interesting trivia.

Did you know that:

Your body temperature is it's lowest at 4 am.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, silver, or orange.

The word rhythms is the longest word in the English language without any vowels.

The longest word in the English language is pnuemonoultramicroscopicsiliovolcanoconosis. It's a lung disease caused by the inhalation of volcanic ash

Smokey the Bear has his own zip code 20252.

so, someone mentioned that the details interview with rob was really good... if someone could post it or link it or something?

thanks.  (i don't think this is against the rules??!!)

Ever wondered what Professor Masen from The University of Edward Masen is doing on Google Search? Well, now we know... 

I just saw this tweeted and it is pretty much the most genius thing ever. I've been rolling around laughing on the floor of my office for the last 10 minutes

I'm challenging campers to make their own video for their favourite (or not-so-favourite) fanfic character

Enjoy!

So I was wondering what other readers did with just completed Fics?

I have them on my Alert Watch List, but I can't bring myself to let go and remove them.

I keep the fics that I want to start on Favorite List.

"A Litany at Dusk" is just sitting there because I just feel it is disrespectful to just remove it after all the hard work the writer put into it...the ending haunted me it was so good. ( if you haven't read this you must!)

Any suggestions?

LOOK! It's the FIRST TWO ADF POSTCARDS!! When I got to work today these two bad boys were in the mailbox. THE KIDS LOVED THEM! They are up on the wall now and hopefully it will grow! 

It's not too late if you'd like to get involved sending a postcard. I will keep posting pictures on ADF as the pile grows, just PM me if you haven't or if for some reason your PM with directions was eaten. 

Now, for questions......

If I could send a postcard from anywhere in the world it would be from____________.

It would be signed ____________.

And the picture on the front would look like this (*pretty picture*)

I asked this question on my twitter, but I'd like to hear what a lot of people think.

I'd like to know everyone's ages - if you don't mind telling, of course - because I was feeling extremely young in the Twific author world and Twific community for being only 22. I find Twilight fanfiction is dominated by the lovely ladies in the late 20's-30's range. 

I started off in Harry Potter fanfiction, and I've been reading since I was 14, so I almost thought I was too old for fanfiction (fellow VIP Author Ruby_Wednesday and I were discussing this on twitter), but then I discovered I may be one of the young ones!

So... short and sweet, how old are ya?

www.youtube.com/watch

THIS IS GOING TO MAKE YOUR DAY!!!

ITS CALLED THINGS I HATE

ENJOY!

xxx Toyin

So, this is a post where I need help finding a story. It's one where Bella and Emmett are step-siblings. Emmett plays in the NHL with Edward. Bella calls all the hockey players hockey whores, or something like that. Of course, Edward and Bella hook up. Please help me find this story

I don't know if it's just me, but I LOVE seeing banners for people's stories. Whether they're funny, or they draw you in, or they have a really hot Rob on the front...

I think it's awesome how talanted some people are in making banners, I recently made three for a new story that I'm writing and wanted to take the oppourtunity to see the ones that others have made.

So show me your banners!

Include the ones that you don't even use if you'd like, or the ones that others have made you.

Or just pick your favourite to share!

Another thing I'd like to ask is what do you use to make your banners? 

Do you have something fancy like PhotoShop? Or do you just stick with good ol' paint?

I'll include mine in the comments.

Fans of Friends and Twilight unite!

We give you "The One With all the Twilight" anonymous oneshot contest!

Hosted by venis-envy and batgirl8968

What was that TV show called again? You know, the one with all the friends? Oh, right… It was Friends!

Everyone loves that show. And even if you somehow happened to not love it, we’re sure you’ve at least seen it. So locate those DVDs or flip through the channels until you find a rerun.

We want them all! The show we all know and love chopped up and stuffed into a blender with the book we all know and love.

"The cushions are the essence of the chair!"

Twi-ify that Friends-ness! Because that is the essence of this competition. We'd love to see Jasper and Emmett as nap partners! What if Rosalie had a touch of Monica's OCD? Edward and Bella on a break? Or maybe you want a story about Jasper and Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal?

"You're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper."

Feel free to explore your creativity! Combine pieces of episodes, toss some B-list characters in the mix. Maybe Jane is the one who runs out on her wedding and then ends up homeless writing songs about smelly cats and sticky shoes.

We'd like to keep this as light and funny as possible, but please don't feel limited to write about fluffy kittens and floating bubbles. This isn't NBC, so if you feel like squeezing lemons or dropping the eff-bomb, by all means, please do so. Just add a proper rating.

Submissions will be accepted through May 6th, which is a Thursday (and since I couldn't resist quoting Joey here) that means the third day of the week:

"Monday, one day; Tuesday, two day; Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? THURSDAY!"

FOR MORE INFORMATION: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2312377/The_One_With_All_The_Twilight 

(special thanks to the always lovely Emibella who told me approval for this wasn't needed 'cause it's Twilight-related, but was oh so sweet in telling me xoxo)

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Post excerpts from your upcoming chapters here!

Don't forget to include a link!

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