I saw this on another site, but it was so funny, I had to post here

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The One With Where She Blows...Out Her Candles

Top Ten Ways KStew Celebrates Her 20th Birthday:

10. Hanging out at home. "Relaxing" of course!

Just needed a breath of fresh air before I blow out all these candles!

9. Shopping at The Grove dressed incognito as the 4th Hanson Brother & smirking at the papz when they don't recognize her. Or the Hansons.

One of these kids is not like the others, one of these kids...has a vagina!

8. Getting a mani/pedi with Dakota & stopping for gas afterwards.

"U guiiiiise! Stop taking piiiic-shurs! Y'all are makin' me feel

like Britney Spears with all these gas station pics!"

7. Drinking "soda" & then going target shooting, except all the targets will look like guys from X17 or TMZ.

6. Rehearsing songs for "Breaking Dawn The Musical: Electric Boogaloo & Renesmee Too"

"I need someone older and wiser telling me what to do.

You are 17 going on 107, I'll depend on you!"

5. Renting out a theater to screen Hot Tub Time Machine for all her besties.

4. Hanging out with Jimmy. Preferably in a tree.

3. Doing the Dine 'n' Dash at one of Guy Fieri's restaurants. Payback for the Hanky Panky game on Leno, dude.

She's just so.... fast. And thorough. I'm amazed every time!

2. Putting her pussy to the wood. We'll just leave that open to interpretation.

That's not what I meant by pussy. Or wood.

1. Rob. (See #2)

Happy Birthday, Babe. Do you recognize me without my

signature Hobo-stylings? Budapest has been a bitch without you.

Now, let me show you my cane... 20 lashings.

 

 

In all seriousness, we wish the lovely, talented, totally-unique, Mistress of the Short Hemline & Stiletto, a very Happy 20th Birthday. Cheers to you babe! (well, next year anyway).

 

Just wondering what you prefer.  I'm a tea drinker myself.  I prefer black tea to herbal and have just discovered those little International Delight creamers in my Spiced Chai and Earl Grey.

It's not that I don't like coffee, but the caffeine jacks me up.  I actually like it with lots of cream and sugar.  Probably not even considered coffee by the time I'm done with it...

So... way back when, I asked, "Kirk or Picard?" You all converted me. And then I watched all eleven movies in an embarrassingly short length of time.

Now it's time for a more difficult question, and I don't think I can be moved on this one... Who's your favourite?

Kirk or Spock?

Or are you Team Bones?

And what about old Kirk/Spock versus new Kirk/Spock?

In fact, what do you think about all things TOS/reboot?

Fic recs make me happy.

The Aiden stuff makes me irrationally angry.

Interactive: 

~ Did you watch SATC? Did you like the first movie? 

~ Name 3 other female targeted shows that are better than SATC.

bones watchalong

good morning, all!

let's watch last night's excellent, stunning, flawless, etc. episode "the parts in the sum of the whole".

discuss your reactions in this thread.

come cry play with me, campers.

but if this is your first watch or you wanna focus on details/clues, be warned.  thar be spoilers ahead.

if you insist on watching it on your own time, fine: the parts in the sum of the whole on hulu

Hello,

So I'm thinking of introducing my friend into the world of Twilight Fanfiction. She is already an obsessed fan, I mean like obsessively obsessed. She has New Moon bed covers.

Anway so I thought if she's that obsessed why don't I introduce her to Twific. She loves reading and this is just the next step.

I want to know if you guys have introduced any of your friends to Fanfiction and what was their reaction? What story would be a great way to start? Should it be canon, AU or AH?

Feedback would be real nice :D

Today I was given tickets to see 30 Seconds to Mars by a local radio station.
I didn't win a contest or anything, they just gave them to me all because I was giving them some feedback on how I noticed there were issues with their text-to-win system.

These guys are me heroes.
 

So what I want from you guys is your story about something you were given. Whether you won a contest or it was just some random act of kindness, I want to know about it.
If you've never really won anything, tell me what you would love to win.
Just tell me what excites you in general.
This has been a feel-good day for me and I don't want it to end.

(a more detailed version of my story will be inside)

now, if you will, take some time to view some of the pretty that is in my near future.

Today my roommate and I were watching an episode of Man vs. Wild where Bear Grylls ate TESTICLES!!! so we started talking about disgusting food.

We found out that her definition of disgusting and mine are very different.

When I told her that I hade eaten blood sausage before and actually liked it she looked at me like I was insane!!! 

When I told her that a PB&J sandwich was more disgusting than blood sausage she got up and left!

So I want to know what do you eat that would gross most people out?

Like I said before mine is this

What do you hate/dislike that is delicious by other people’s standards?

I can't stand this  and this  

No I'm not interested in knowing how you maintain your Lady bits, unless you wanna share I guess, I wanna know what hair products you use and your body soap & if you wash your face with a cleanser list that too. Also maybe give a brief description of that product if theres a specific reason you use what you use. (did that make sense?)

I'm always curious to see what people are using.

Ok here are mine:

Hair: Dove Intense Damage therapy Shampoo and Conditioner. I have the salon pump

- I've been dying my hair for years ,even though i'm only 17, Last April I wanted to dye it platinum blonde but my hair was red before so the drugstore product totally messed it up, so I paid $200 to have my hair stripped and fixed and that did lots of damage, plus I got a perm 2 halloweens ago, so you can imagine all the shit my poor hair has gone through, Well I decided to stop coloring it last august. I dyed it one last time to some semblance of my natural Dirty blonde hair color and said thats it. Well the color has faded but it still looks ok. Anyways this product does wonders for my hair, I love it so much. It smells wonderful (always a plus) and it makes my hair feel and look totally healthy.

Body Soap:Olay Creme Ribbons It smells yummy and gives my skin lots of moisture, you can imagine my dry skin after living in hot ass austin tx and getting sun burn.

Face wash:L'oreal Paris Skin Genesis Pore Minimizing Gel Cleanser

I love this stuff, its a good makeup remover but also makes my face feel soft

Now share.

SO letz play a game Marry, Fuck, Kill

Okay here how it works i'll start off with my three and  post three new names and the next person who post will pick from those and then post three more ppl after that got it okay lets start

So I would Marry - Sah4004

Fuck - Hebelongstome

Kill - Ohale -- OMG just so u know i love you u just lost a game of eenie meenie miney moe i swear

 So the next three are RebekahAndRobert, Erica_lopeezy and Me

I  can proudly say that I am a sugar addict...I am seriously surprised I am not diabetic because of it...I can eat a 3 pound bag of candy in a day and a half..so woodland creatures and rangers what sweets do you crave...I tend to go for the sweet stuff more than the chocolatey stuff...

I love

and of the chocolate variety

I could keep going but then this post would be gianormous...so girls what tickles your sweet tooth??

Any fans of sci fi out there, especially Stargate? I know there are lots of Buffy and Bones fans, but I'm curious whether any campers like Firefly, Stargate, Star Trek, or Farscape? Pics of gorgeous sci fi heroes, and heroines, are appreciated, of course. Here's a little gallery of sci fi goodness:

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CREDITS:

New Star Trek pic - Thank you, glasscannon!

Mal (from Firefly) and McCoy (from new Star Trek film) pics - Thank you, ManiacMotherland!

Baltlestar Galactica, V, Classic Star Trek pics - Thank you, Mominator!

New Battlestar Galactica pics - Thank you, solareclipses!

Dr Who vid - Thank you, scarletoctopus!

I was on twitter today talkin about Kellan Lutz in Nightmare on Elm street and i got to thinking what Movie monster scares you even tho you know there not real

**Runs and hides under covers**

 I'M DRUNK.

Listen, I've been on Spring Break all week and tonight it just culminated into one giant... something. SO - I wanna know: 

Where do you like to drink?

What's your drink of choice?

Who's your drunk make-out partner?

Where are my pants?

Tonight I drank beer with some good friends here: 

I came home to Bones and Supernatural. Which, BTW, I have not watched yet. 

There was beer involved. Lots of it. 

I'm going to sleep, so tell me how you party, mmmkay?

So I really should be writing (and in fact said I was in on the Twitter #writealong, oops), but since Friday Free For Alls often seem to involve a lot of drinking, I thought I'd ask -- what's your poison?  Me personally, I love this stuff:

But I'm trying to give it up -- lord knows what they use to sweeten it, and I have to avoid most common sweeteners -- for this stuff:

When I go out I tend to keep it pretty simple and classic (and sweetener free):

And my husband and I have lately been on a bit of a kick with this stuff:

So tell me about you!  What's your favorite drink, either bottled or mixed?  If you're drinking right now, what's your poison?  Show me pictures, ladies!

so i wanna know.....

what other sites do you enjoy visiting

besides the obvious:

facebook

twitter

myspace

and fanfic sites

what other sites do you go to often or are you addicted to?

This is old, but whenever I'm feeling down, this kid makes me laugh.

*EDIT* To make it interactive, post your fav videos

'Twilight' actor Robert Pattinson to play Kurt Cobain in Hollywood biopic

BRITISH actor Robert Pattinson is to play US rock legend Kurt Cobain in a Hollywood biopic.

The Twilight star is said to have always thought of himself as a musician rather than an actor so securing a part playing the Nirvana lead singer, who shot himself in 1994, is ideal for him, The Sun reports.

Pattinson, 23, has been in regular contact with Cobain’s widow Courtney Love, who has been handed a key role in the production by bosses at Universal Pictures.

The singer wanted Pattinson as Cobain and Scarlett Johansson, 25, to portray her.

A source said: "This is a big money deal for Courtney.

"She has agreed to the film on condition that she gets to decide the main aspects of the project including director, casting, screenplay and music.

"Robert has been calling and emailing her non-stop. She has been a bit wound up by his manners, but he is her number one choice to play Kurt.

"She is adamant Scarlett will play her. Scarlett is friendly with Frances Bean, her daughter with Kurt."

Love, 45, has been in touch with director David Fincher about the project, which has the working title All Apologies.

He was behind Fight Club, Se7en and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

It's not the first time a studio have tried to make a film about Nirvana, who had hits with Come As You Are and Smells Like Teen Spirit.

A few years ago Sony Pictures were disapproved by Love when they floated the idea of High School Musical actor Zac Efron, 22, as Cobain, while Frances Bean, 17, would play her mum.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/twilight-actor-robert-pattinson-to-play-kurt-cobain-in-hollywood-biopic/story-e6frf7jx-1225851815918

HUH?  WAT?  I dunno....the Sun....hmmmnnnn Whaddya think?

EDIT: Thanks to whichever Ranger added the photo....it *ahem* sums it up pretty well..("What the h*ll is that?!?)

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