I found this on some random site that people send in funny things found on facebook and it had me in tears.

Do you have any holiday traditions? 

What are they?

Whatcha up to for the holidays?

Okay, so I just found out about iFic and it sounds like a really cool idea! Now I just have a couple of questions:

How in the heck does it work? What I mean is can you find fics such as Boycotts and Barflies on it? Because I tried and well I don't know, it said it couldn't be found. Is it because its an old podcast? I only see the stuff that the have for the holidays, and I've got those, but I want other fics. I am so confused, and I would ask my brother to help me, but I am already incredibly embarassed by this obsession lol. So if anyone can help, I would greatly appreciate it.

Rangers: Please feel free to delete this campfire if it doesn't follow guidelines :)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5454169/1/How_To_Save_a_Life

I have no clue--and I mean NO CLUE--why this fic has less than 500 reviews.
It is wonderful, peeps. It really is. I had 17 updates in my inbox this morning and I jumped on this one first.

It is all sorts of angsty.  Bella moves to Forks. Edward is a once former all around American Everything who is recovering from a tragedy...but doing an awful job at it.
He slowly starts letting Bella in. I like this Bella so much. I never thought I would say this.

Go read, My Peeps and leave the author many reviews!

Have any  of you found other fics by newbie posters that have blown your mind?  This is her first story and it is wonderful.....imagine how much better she will get!!!

Mods-If the link doesn't work. Would you be so kind as to fix it or tell me how to do it properly?

Thanks!

So a week ago or so someone posted the vids of Alex Day (nerimon on Youtube) when he read Twilight chapter 1 - 4.

Now it's time for chapters 5 and 6.

Enjoy ^^

WE HAVE 3 UPDATES FOR ALL OF YOU LOVELY FOREST DWELLERS TONIGHT. 

First up is one of our newer VIP Authors, HALO. Check out Chapter 10 of her fic LAST RITES. Then come chat her up around the fire in her new VIP CABIN!

Next up is my wife, BRATTY_VAMP.  She just updated with chapter 16 of MY ESCORT.  Read it HERE before you see it anywhere else! She wants you to visit her in her cozy VIP CABIN also! 

And you're really in for it when you read Ranger Jennyfly's amazing new fic RIVER DAM. It's wonderful and so is she!!! Plus, she loves it when people STOP BY, SO DO IT! 

So, I was just thinking about what Jackson Rathbone may be doing, when something rather strange occured to me.

I have two words for you: Time. Change.

I have only just begun to realise how much difference time change can make. For example: For me in the UK, the day is ending and it is nearly midnight, but for someone in Australlia, the day is just beginning. I think thats right anyway.

Me being stupid and slow, as usual, has only just realised the time change and how much it actually affects us.

So, I am curious, where are you and what time is it where you are? And what do you think your chosen celebrity is doing?

I am in Liverpool, UK and it is currently 23:57 PM

And I hope like a pathetic fan girl know Jacksper is thinking about me :)

So, I'm reading Bella Swan: Kidnapper.....again. I think I have lost count of how many times I have read it. There is something about it that always puts a smile on my face, maybe it's the fact that Bella named her son after a teenage mutant ninja turtle, maybe it's because it's one of the only stories where I like Nessie, who knows!

But it made me think, what fic do you read again and again? It doesn't have to the best written fic, it doesn't even need to be your favorite, but something about it keeps you going back for more.

Care to share?

I think she was absolutely charming and talented.

My deepest sympathies to her family and friends.

Hi there, was wondering if anyone can help me with trying to remember the name of a fanfiction. I think it's fairly new and the premise was that vampires and wolves now rule the world with humans being caught in the middle. It's told from BPOV and in the first chapter, we see her finding refuge in a church after being saved by Edward who has become a vampire. There are flashbacks to Edward and Bella when they were both human and being best friends who became more.

It had some really nice dialogue and lots of potential. Hoping someone knows/recognises which story I'm talking about!

We all know the process

If your book is a success:

1- Advertise

2- Make Big Blockbuster Movie

3- Make Sequel

4- Make Video Game

Am I the only gamer that would make fun of this? Most movie Video Games flunk anyway, so....

Who thinks SMeyer would jump the Twilight Money Wagon as well? ( Marketing anything and everything)

Rangers: Sorry if its not approved. If it isn't you can take it down.

So I was going through my alerts and noticed that a few of the stories by her were missing from the list. It apears she pulled them. It said on her profile if you message her she would email them to you, not sure why she pulled them. So I did message her, and she never got back to me. Then today I go on my alerts again and all the rest of her stuff is gone. I search for her profile and it appears she deleted her account. Anyone know what the deal was with that? She was one of my favorite authors and Im so bummed that A. I wont be able to ever read resisting Edward and seducing Edward again, and B. That bloodline will never be finished because that story was fucking awesome. So does anyone have any info I dont know about that? Sorry if this has already been posted here, I havent been on here in awhile.

So, I need to express and opinion and talk about something that puzzles me: Twilight is a love story.  We all know this.  It's about a girl who falls in love with a vampire.  But honestly, the more classics I read, and I am fairly new to really understanding and LOVING the classics, to be quite honest, the more I think that Twilight actually sucks in its characterization and SMeyer got super lucky in her creation of Edward.  Because really, it is HIM we are all in love with anyway.  Not necessarily his perfection, there is that of course, but its about his IMperfections.  He is a hateful creature, vile to his core and really, very very bad for little innocent Isabella Swan. 

*But really, is she THAT innocent?  She LOVES the book Wuthering Heights, after all.  Does a young girl who reads like this and lives in her own world really act that way IRL and experience things as innocently as she does knowing what she knows of classic characters with all their foibles?

*That being said, why do we LOVE Edward?  What is it about him, his character, his actions that we love?  Is it his devotion to Isabella?  Is it his turmoil?  What is the perfect ratio that is Edward?

*Also, tell me about the classics you have read (or are readiong currently) that helped you come to the same conclusion I have come to or, as may be the case, the ones you have read that help you love SMeyer's work MORE?

I will answer below just as anyone else to each point I have brought up.

To quote the lovelies here:

LETTUCE DISCUSS.

Even Though It's The Holiday Season & Everything Is All Sugarcanes & Gumdrops
I Want Horror. I Want Boo-Scary, Not Haunt You In The Dead Of Night Scary *cough-paranormal activity-cough*
Im The Biggest Puss When It Coems To Horror And Yet I Crave It.
So Im Going To Start At Level One.
Anyone Got Any Fanfiction That Is Classified As Horror?
The stuff You'd Find In The Horror Genre On FF?
Rec It Too Me - All Horror. Cause Im Craving it.
Why I Dont Know.

My Favourite Bad Guys Ever! Team Aro!

So I'm pretty hung-over after last night and in desperate need of a High School-fanfiction, where Edward is the popular jock and Bella the cute nerd. Fire away, ladies!

And here's some Rob-fun:

Hello Everyone.  Before Twilight came about, I never really was into vampires per se.  I almost didn't read Twilight because it was a vampire novel.  But now I feel like a new world/genre has opened before me.  I recently just finished watching the tv show Moonlight and reading some more vampire novels.  I have come to realize that there are many different types of vampire characteristics out there.

SO my question for you is...

If you could make up your own characteristics of your ideal vampire...what would they be?

Sparkle? Would they sleep at all? sleep on ice, in a coffin? Need a ring to walk into Sunlight? Feed on animals, be the bad guy?

well you see where I am going with this. Share with us you ideal.

to bribe the rangers and you all!

RANGERS: I hope this is ok? If not, I am very sorry and please feel free to take it down. 

ranger edit: of course it's okay!  vampires? check.  twi-related? check.  v.apropos, darling.  i just corrected your spelling error. ;)

Hello campers,

Its me demons4eva and I have had a lovely sunday arvo drinking red wine with my boss and talking shit, its now 8.30pm Sunday night and I am checking out ADF to see if anyone in the US is awake as I am in the land of OZ.  I just want to know if anyone is reading "Decontructiing Dracula" as I am at the moment in between MofU and Blessing and the Curse among others that I am waitng to be updated

List below if my drunken brain can transpose them they are wating for updates on the following!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5219763/1/Love_Amongst_the_Ruins

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4946176/1/The_Fallout

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5390119/1/The_University_of_Edward_Masen

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4869271/1/The_Lost_Boys

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5056640/1/Stolen_HeART

love you wordy but neeeeeed the update

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4918784/1/Alphabet_Weekends

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978545/1/Falling_Beyond_Redemption

come on Aleebu we need an update!!\\

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5072648/1/Edward_Wallbanger

come on Feathers please

well best be off, getting chinese delivered and they just rang the door bell.   please excuse me rangers but I love you dearly.......never been so bold forgive me

best wishes for Christmas

do I get a pass if I put robporn in?

Jenny

xxxxxxxx

 it's 3:29am and i can't sleep....

so i'm entertaining myself by watching Rob and Jackson porn vids. 

So, I was recently reading a fic where Edward hopped on a plane and came to my city.

I called area Hotels looking for Mr. Cullen/Masen.

Because I live in WA state, my city does come up.  But only a few authors have done their research.

Tell me...

Have any fics you read mentioned your city? Did they get it right?

And while we're at it, show me a pic of your city!

My little town was mentioned in A Rough Start and Library Rendezvous (I wont mention the others)

And here it is

Taylor Lautner is in this movie.