IF YOU COULD MOTORBOAT SOMEONE'S TOTS FROM THE FOREST, WHO WOULD YOU MOTORBOAT?

FOR ME?

IT'S A TIE BETWEEN EMIBELLA AND JANDCO.

that i'm a huge perv.

case in point

jpaterson84:  did you know the Tudors S4 has started?

 jpaterson84:  want me to download episode 1 if I can find it?

nm looks like it isn't until the 12th

btw Henry Cavill is lookin' old http://www.sho.com/site/tudors/episodes.do?seriesid=376&seasonid=4&episodeid=135437

This is my third week posting what's new in the world of TB. Do you read it? Do you care? Cause if not, I'll stop posting them. So, here is what's new.

We got an answer about  Eric's hair

The promo tease for True Blood’s third season shows Eric with noticeably darker hair. Why? —Jody
Ausiello: “Because when vampires keep secrets from humans that they love, their hair follicles turn darker,” deadpans Alan Ball. “And that’s especially true if they’re carrying a torch for a blond waitress.” Very funny. The real reason, please? “Alexander made a movie during his hiatus and his hair was darker when he returned,” explains Ball with a laugh. “It wasn’t a choice [we made].”

Grumble, grumble, I'm not happy. But I wouldn't want his hair to fall off because of too much peroxide.

We have new pictures. Yay!!

Here is Alcide. Not as hot as I pictured him. What do you think? Hot or Hot mess?

And finally the new sneak peak. Tara looks very afraid, too bad her Vamp doesn't look that menacing. What's your opinion?

Hi!

I'm new.

And I can't get an avatar. Grrr!

I haven't got a picture 100x100pixels. I just haven't. I've been trying for ages with all the photos I got and it's not working. :(. So now i'm depressed.

So.. Do any of you kind people have any spares of them funky moving ones.. preferably edward/bella. No jake.

I do want a moving one though, they are so funky.

Rachel x

Ok, so today my daughter told me that she wants to gather the family and hold an "intervention" for me because I read entirely too much fanfic.  I hate to overuse this particular line, but it turns out that fanfic is like "my personal brand of Heroin."  I can't seem to put it down.

I have 119 fics in my fic alerts over on FF, and I'm constantly looking for new, completed stories to read.  I spend most of my day on my computer reading this stuff and I guess my family has just about had enough.

So, my question (and I know this has been asked before, but), how much is too much?  How many hours do you spend on fanfic per day?   I need some ammunition if the family comes gunning for me.  I have to let them know that I'm not alone in this addiction.

So I am considering buying an Apple iPad, thought this would be great to read my Fanfics and also to download books to read...when my favorites aren't updating. Has anyone tried this yet? How is it for reading Fic and books?

Thanks for your time...sorry no Rob-porn to brib you with.

In September, Dr. George offers the world's first master's degree in vampire literature:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2010/apr/06/vampire-conference-literature-hertfordshire

More info on the University's website here:

http://www.herts.ac.uk/research-and-innovation/social-science-arts-and-humanities-research-institute/english/conferences.cfm

Maybe along the line, they will offer an online option for distance learning?.......  Would you guys do it?  I think if would be pretty damn nifty to tell people you have a MA in Vamp Lit......

I'm all about Funny guys...like, Ron Burgandy [Anchorman] or Rod Kimble [Hot Rod] and I happen to read Ladders which was recc'd yesterday and I was laughing my proverbial butt off at Unintentionally-Funnyward...whew what a mouthful [that's what she said].

Bearing in mind at how UNFUNNY Twilight is - with the exception of the tired old Emmet and cute-funny Jacob, I hardly read any [if at all] funny Edwards...witty, sarcastic, sardonic even corny will do....even Overdramaticward will be a slice of heaven.  Halp meh, ladieth, plez!

As it is, I'm very nervously awaiting a yes/no on a well-deserved promotion at work - I was told I'd get it soon - but no answers...so, I REALLY  wanna read a funny FF featuring the usual suspects ExB - I'd love an Elle Woods [Legally Blond] Bella and/or ANY kinda funny Edward.

For your time -

Every time I see the mustache pic - I just imagine Sideshow Mel [Simpsons] going, "I am an acTORRR"

So I went to go on ff.net to read some of my story that i started yesterday and what do I get ACCESS DENIED!!!  You have to be kidding me...after all this time why did you do this to me?????

Good thing i can read it on my phone cause its cool like that but it still makes me mad cause i liked to go in there and read it on a big screen!!!!!!!!

This irritates me to no return and i just wanna go home now because i am so mad!!!

UGHHHHHHHHH!!!  Has your work caught on to anything or doesnt allow you access to something that you like??

today i'm announcing the winners of the eddies & the bellies LIVE at 6pm eastern, 3pm pacific, 8am australian.

Listen to Eddiesbellies on Blog Talk Radio

so, today limona and i will be attempting to announce the winners of this year's eddies and bellies LIVE via the internet.  i'm sure nothing will go smoothly, but dammit, i'mma try.

we're also gonna post the winners on the website and twitter as we go.

here's how this works:

go here for links to the episode.  i'm pretty sure you just click "play" and all will be smooth.  do you like the tags i used?  jw

now, there's an extra special feature.  see how it says "call-in number (347) 855-5055"?  well, yes.  you can call in and talk to us.  me, limona, special guest hmonsternumbers.  after the announcements, we're gonna stay out the hour and answer any questions you have.  and there should be a chat going so you guys can all talk while we're there.

we think you have to register with the website to call.  i don't know, man.  i'm looking up the answer as we speak.  but if you might get a hankering to call up, i'd suggest you register like, now.

by the way, i ain't got no compunctions about hanging up on your lovely self if you're overly rude or potty mouthed.  i mean, i'm gonna try and be on my best behavior, so afford me the same courtesy, please.  I'M LOOKING AT YOU, LILLYBELLIS

omg i hope this works

BE READY FOR ME TO RELEASE THE KRACKEN

What are your bad habbits?

Do you have any unusual talents?

Porn for bribes.

Why is the thought of a bad boy Edward with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth so damn sexy? Is it just me?

I am currently on my third day of being a non smoker, trying to quit after 14 years of being addicted to the little buggers. I am desperate for a cigarette. I see people walking down the street with a cig and I imagine killing them for one.

But then... I see a photo of Rob with a cig and all I want to do is lick his lips and jump him. Likewise, when someone describes a smoking Edward, it is sexy as hell.

Why is that? Am I alone in thinking this?

Food for thought...

I´m so sorry for posting this random campfire but I need help.

I´´m writing a fic and I was wondering. What disease was Bella supposed to have in Breaking Dawn?????    Remember that Carlisle told Charlie that Bella had this rare disease and that she had to be quarantined, what disease was that supposed to be ?

I have searched everwhere and I can´t find it.

Sorry for the randomness..........

You know what that calls for?

CREEPY POST

people who are easily scared and creeped out? yeah, don't enter.

if you don't know what kind of post this is.. basically you post things that are meant to scare the shit out of us.

mine will be in the comments.

I have been waiting for this movie for forever.

I was watching the news, and they mention that Forbes is putting out their most influential of 2010 so far or something, and Lady Godga was number 1.

And it got me thinking...

Who would you say your top 5 most influential fanfics and authors are?

alternatively - do you think fanfics and authors CAN BE influential?

Also, what are you listening to right now?
You can post links or screencaps, idc.
I'm listening to this:

Hello lovely campers!

I am in the mood for some horror stories tonight, fics like Toye, The Doll House or Masque of the Red Death.

Anybody have any good recs?

And just to make it a little more interactive, what is your favourite horror movie?

Mine: The original Japanese version of Ring, for days I screamed like a little girl every time the phone rang.

 Thanks

sometimes i log onto my roomates tumblr account to see what she's been posting...

i do this for a couple reasons, mostly boredom. but she doesn't think i know what it is so today i found this little jewel. looks like i'm not the only messy lock sex hair lovin perv on the block. thank god trees for that. also, if any of you are thinking about writing a story about Gutward, this could be some real inspiration. lolz....

So, as some of you already know, I've never been a Rob Fan *gasp*  He just never did it for me.  However, I just got back from seeing Remember Me, and I am officially a convert.

Now, I know a lot of you ladies like the Jaw Porn...

Or the smile...

Or the eyes...

Or the hair...

Or the constant smoking...

Some of you even like the grunge look...

Did I fall victim to any of the above?  Hale No.  I fell for the sweetest, most adorble, caring big brother in the world act.  I don't think I've seen anything sexier than Tyler reading Greek Myths to his baby sis.  UNF!

So, tell me ladies...what caused you to fall under the Pattinson spell????

FanFic or Not.

I have a shit ton of FanFics I need to read But I also have A bunch Of Acutal books that need to be read.

Share yours with me & I'll share mine with you.

I recently bought this Jane Austen 7 novel Leather Bound book for $20 at Barnes & Noble and you cant beat that

Wuthering Heights

Fallen

& I am in the middle of Impulse by Ellen Hopkins.

I usually read a FanFic and Real book simultaneously. Whats your reading preference?

And does anyone use there Twilighted and Fanfiction favorites as there reading list holder?

Ok On with the point

So I consider myself well read when it comes to the Twi fandom, I've read a few of those well knowners and a few of the not so well knowners. I've read good and bad (mostly good, because I tend to stop the bad after the first chapter). I've read one shots, two shots and multi chapters.

Did you know that there are over 650 Twilight fanfictions on ff.net that have over 1000 reviews? Now, just because a story has over 1000 reviews does not mean it's a must read, unfortunately I've still read some stories that didn't do it for me that had over a couple of thousand reviews... However, I am challenging myself to read as many as these stories as I can (because, let's face it, if they have that many reviews then the author has to be doing something right, am I right?).

I have collaborated all of these stories on a seperate fanfiction account and have put them into my favourites list (from here you can sort by how many reviews, words, chapters, when it was published/updated etc.). I've gone through and read a few of the summaries and have tried to work out which one to read next. This is what I came up with:

Devil's Angel

Stop, Drop and Roll

The Misapprehension of Bella Swan

The Sacrificial Lamb

My question to you, ladies, is what the hale do I read next?

What, in your opinion, do you think should be the first on my list. What are your opinons of the other fics, if you've read them. :)

Looking forward to hearing those opinions ladies!! :)