So i was on twitter talking about things in the twilight movies that bugged the shit out of me well there wasn't much that bugged me about twilight but New moon bugged the shit out of me like really so i wont to know what about the movies bugged the shit out of you

1. umm the dream thing in the begining of the movie bugs me to no end like they started off with her running through Volterra and then she's on the meadow and it just all weird to me but yea w/e

2. the scene in the parking lot with jacob umm that bugged me because they totally stole a scene from eclipse because of that because all that shit happen in eclipse when jacob gave bella a gift for gradation and edwards all like why does jacob get to give you gifts

3. this will shock the hell out of all who knowz me but jasper bugged me in this movie first of all why the hell is he at school with bella, edward and alice isn't he suppose to be in his first year of college with his twin sister rose or did he fail a year i'm confused

4. Hey bella the love of your life just broke up with you and left you in a forest alone where are the hysterical tears i'm just saying you seem a little too calm to me 

5. movie night with bella jacob and mike enough said

6. i thought bella dreams where suppose to be scary i wasn't scared i think i kinda laugh a little 

7. I thought vampires where all fast and shit how come Demteri and Felix are extra slow shit if bella hadn't showed up edward would have been strolling down the square with his sparkling self by time they got there really guys stop gettin so lazy on the job 

8. the scene in bella bedroom where the hell did edward come from he wasn't behide the door because you can see behide it while bella's dad is standing there but as soon as he closes the door there he is 

so lmao i know that kinda alot but tell me what bugged you about the movies lets share ppl 

omg i have a lot to say so i'm gonna keep my font small so I don't use up yer whole screen.  you're welcome.

AND-- i might be buzzing rather nicely, but that's neither here nor there.

Soooo.... We have a lot of new campers and I think that is so awesome!

Hi new people!!! 

I've been camping in these parts since the Forest was just a collection of saplings.  (i'm old skool)

The thing for me is that I always feel weird about joining a new community because it seems like everyone already knows each other, and there are these inside jokes and stuff that I never get.

I really hope none of you new campers feel that way.  So to get you all up to speed, I'm gonna dish some of the goods about some of our campers and rangers.  All in the name of fun, of course.

here we go....

WTVOC ~ her font is that big scary purple, but I assure you, she's as sweet as pie.  just don't mess with jandco and you better not diss the DB.  Also--- watch Bones and tell her you love it. And tho the Forest recognizes that neither DBoreanaz nor BONES is part of the Twi franchise..... we don't care.  Deal with it.

EMIBELLA & HMONSTER4 ~ omg two of the nicest people in the WORLD. They love Emmett and they love wine.  They both are AMAZING writers.  EMIBELLA is a hippie and has awesome taste in music......Hmonster is the world's best beta (better than yours, I promise!) and is freakishly efficient at multi-tasking.

INFERNALHEART ~ my twife.  Hands off, ladies, she's awesome and seems to know everyone's drink of choice.....but she's mine.

BORNTODANCE94 ~ she stirs up some trouble every once in a while but she always has something interesting to say and WE LOVE HER!!

STRETCH & LJSUMMERS ~ our resident Wolf girls.  They are also two of the smartest people around these parts (so I wont hold the wolf thing against them) and i LOVE them!

JANDCO ~ everyone loves her.  One of the fandom's most popular writers....also one of the sweetest and funniest people I know.  Srsly....hubs gets mad when we gchat because all I do is laugh.

JENNYFUCKINGFLY ~ omg I've crowned her the GODFATHER of the Forest.  Don't ask questions, just do what she says.  She's also one of the best writers I've ever read---online or off.

BECKABOO ~ has to drive to another city just to shop and can predict the weather like nobody's bsns.

TKMOON#s ~ infuses her own vodka with fruity flavors....and has a fierce love of da BONES as well.

TOR ~ Billy Burke follows her on Twitter.... 'nuff said.  (I am in awe of her coolness)

LITTLESECRET84 ~ Kristen Stewart Lover, writer of Tomstu RPF....and I may or may not have a lesbian crush on her.  She's also a pretty awesome writer if you're not reading Brown Study then I don't know you.

LIVIA CULLEN ~ She's from France.  I kinda wanna do her.

OHALENO ~ She loves the Hunger Games. but omg of she flounces this fandom i'm coming after her---- Bridgette I know where you live I'm not playing!

GREEENGOLDFISH ~ Alienporn is her thang.  Click her links on twitter---only if you dare.  Also... you better be reading MIDNIGHT SOB or I'll have to hurt you.  It's hilar.

WOLVESNVAMPS ~ omg one of my favorite people EVER!!  She's got a heart the size of Texas and a great sense of humor....she's fiercely loyal and one of the greatest friends you could make around here--- TRUTH!

CAPRICORN75 ~ I think she might be my long lost twin or something....she's AMAZING... funny as hell and share's my love for a certain Mr. Pattinson.

EMPTYPOSTCARDS ~ she really Isla Fisher (incognito, of course)

WONKEYGIRLUK ~ she's moving to Korea and she has a weird sock fetish....but she just climbed some crazy-ass mountain and she's kinda my hero

KIMVI ~ loves all things Bacardi and is working towards getting them to follow her on Twitter.  I think we need to launch a campaign or something.

FLOR_P ~ luvs her some LOL cats and she's one of my fav twitter buddies

MRZJASPERHALE ~ has Jackson Rathbone hiding in her bushes.  It's kinda creepy... but i dont think she minds.

MOMINATOR ~ i'm pretty sure she's drunk. im srsly jealous

PIXIEVAMP ~ one of the most literary people in the Forest, her favorite book is Dante's Inferno and she loves vodka.

Now you wanna know about me?  I'm grown.ass.woman.  I like my wine, i have a violent lactose intolerance and will often complain about it on twitter.   And Robert Pattinson is obsessed with me.  This is FACT.  We have irrefutable evidence.

NOW... it's YOUR TURN~~

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Grand Opening in 15minutes!

TwiFic News has a brand new site that we want you to check out!

We are having a Cyber Launch Party to celebrate. Go to www.twificnews.com and check it out. Then make comments on the page and tweet your thoughts.

We have door prizes! Everyone who leaves a comment on the page will be entered into a drawing for a gift card. We will pick four names. 

We know you will LOVE the site!

 So, I'm looking for fics that are family filled. Whether it be single parents, big family, etc.

I need help.

I have a twitter, adf has a twitter, and I have no idea about tweeting.  I have no idea how people follow conversations on there--at all.  If i see something with my name on it, it takes me ten minutes to figure out how to reply, and then, the moment has past and I feel like a loser.

AND I'M SICK AND TIRED OF IT AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE.

Actually, Jennyfly demanded I learn Twitter.  Efficiently.  Like, how to keep up with it and things, so i'm not constantly asking questions about it. 

So this is the plan:  I have a series of one-shots that I planned to post on ADF--but instead, I'm going to attempt to tweet one of them tonight.

This will be one of four little stories based on getting to each base.  I'm tweeting second base.

I KNOW there are more tech-disabled people out there who don't understand Twitter, either.  I ask you to do this with me.

Together, we can learn and not be outcasted because of our lack of tweeting.

I'm going to tweet the story from the @Differentforest account starting at, like, 8:30 p.m. eastern. 

Someone, please show up and tell me if i'm doing it right or not. 

*also, there will be no River Dam Update this Sunday, as I'm devoting myself to figuring out the jungle that is TWITTER.

do you want to hear a continuation from people who have long since updated or would you rather they write something new altogether?

guilt post is guilty.

You are welcome.

Inquiring Minds NEED to Know

1. The last update I read was ____________

2. I....

(a) dropped everything to read it.

(b) finally got around to it.

(c) waited until I could savor it.

3. I thought it was _____________

4. I...

(a) left a review and it said ______

(b) didn't leave a review but if I did it would have said ___________

5. The story that I am really waiting to update is _______________

For those of you who love Kristen...

I’m sad to say that front man of the band Type O Negative, Peter Steele, 48, died of heart failure on April 14^th.

I jumped onto their website today to check out a couple things and caught a message:

“It is with great sadness that we inform you that Type O Negative front man, bassist, and our band mate, Peter Steele passed away last night of what appears to be heart failure.

Ironically Peter had been enjoying a long period of sobriety and improved health and was imminently due to begin writing and recording new music for our follow up to "Dead Again" released in 2007.

The official cause of death has yet to be determined pending autopsy results. The funeral services will be private and memorial services will be announced at a future date. We’d like to share our thoughts and those of Peter’s family below.
We are truly saddened to lose our friend and appreciate the tremendous outpouring today from around the world.

Sincerely,

Josh, Kenny and Johnny”

Even if you don’t know who this amazing man is, I’d like to acknowledge his musical talent, deep baritone voice and Sex-God looks.

The thing that saddens me the most is that I’ve had someone close to me, only one year older, who died from the same thing not long ago.

Love and Respect, Mr. Peter Steele.

Wow, that's her fastest update ever. Go read on Twilighted, then come back here to discuss.

http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7061&chapter=18

I need opinions from people who's opinion I value... I figured this would be a good place to start.

So. I write two stories, This Mortal Life which is Jake-slash, sort of canon fic; and Born to be Mine which is Bella/Edward, AH AU OOC. In B2bM it has already been established that Jake is dead even before the story begins, but I've always intended on showing how he died in a 'flashback' chapter. Because of my deep, deep attachment to my Jake in TML I'm finding it almost impossible to kill Jake off in B2bM. I know it's a different story, hell, it's a completely different version of the character, but I really don't want to do it!

I've had a bit of a chat with my beta (the fabulous greeneyedgirly) and I'm considering asking someone to ghost- write that chapter, only because I want to do it justice and not just churn out any old crap just to fill up the space. So my questions are:

If you were reading B2bM, would you think it was cheating?

Do you think I should force myself to write it anyway, regardless of if I didn't 'do it justice'?

Is there anyone out there who would actually consider ghost- writing it for me?! Full credit would, of course, be given for any work anyone does on it.

Do you know of any other stories, other than collaborations of course, where this has been done? Did it work?!

Okay, I think that's enough for now! Thanks for your time...

I was watching SNL this morning and was surprised to see how upfront the writers were, claiming Rob and Kristen were dating. 

Do you think the writers are right? Or are they dead wrong? Or are they somewhere in the middle? 

Please remember to respect other people's opinions. (: 

So, I've been racking my brain for a good 24 hours, because I was reading this fic and I can't remember what it's called or who it's by and I didn't put it on story alert. So if you guys could help me, that would be great.

It's an Edward/Bella where they are in high school. She's not allowed to date until she's 17 and on her 17th birthday he took her out to a diner and all he ever wanted to do get out of Forks and be something but then he gets Bella pregnant and they end up buying a crappy house that used to he Harry Clearwater's and he goes to work at Newton's lumbar yard. She ends up having a girl...sound familiar?

For your time

If you guys know of another recent campire along this same topic, can you please point me to the link?  I received one of those "Can I translate your fic into Russian?" e-mails today. I've heard a little bit about this topic here and there over the past while reading fanfic, but I haven't yet finalized my own opinion about it. So I figured that you all could give me the skinny. These people want to translate and put it up on their own site (not FF.net). I don't yet know what site it is. I also do not speak Russian, so I would not be able to validate the accuracy/quality of the translation.

My question is: If you or someone you know has allowed translation of your fic, has it worked out okay? What are the potential downsides or pitfalls? Right now, I'm leaning toward allowing it just because I don't really care. But I figure since this has been sort of a hot button (e.g., with Poughkeepsie), I was curious what you all know.

Thanks in advance for any thoughts.

Here is Billy Burkes our fav chef of police song It's called "Removed" and it's one of the
leading candidates to be the first single from the album.

Here are his instruction on listing to the song.

Once you've successfully downloaded the song, here are some
suggestions for optimum listening pleasure:

1) Make yourself comfortable with a relaxing beverage of your
choice.
2) If your computer is hooked up to some killer speakers, you're in
good shape. If not, you're gonna want to grab yourself some
headphones.
3) Create an environment for yourself where you won't be bothered
for at least 5 minutes, set the volume according to your mood, sit
back and groove.
4) Repeat steps 1 through 3 if so inclined.

here you go...

http://billyaudio.s3.amazonaws.com/Removed.zip

 Edit: Here the YouTube vid i made for those campers that was not able to download it here you go

CBS Sunday Morning had a segment about 'Gustav Holst's - The Planets' today which inspired me to scramble for my old CD collection so i could listen to it in full. I've always loved this Suite, Jupiter inparticular, and was a little ashamed of myself because i haven't listened to it for a few years. Recently i've been favouring Massenet, but that's besides the point.

Anyway, i just wondered if any of our Campers have favourite Classical Pieces or Composers?

Please share.

I know it's sunday and i'm supposed to tie-in with something Twilight related soooo, as we know, Edward is a fan of many music genre's including Classical. He and Bella had a mutual love of Clair De Lune by Debussy.  There, Ranger's is that adequate?

Have a good Sunday guys!

oicu stretching to make it count

for the record, wtvoc says claire de lune is boring, and that arabesque no. 1 is a much prettier piece.

my go-to at the moment: (i love classical as much as the beatles)

Is it fair to want more?

Warning may be TMI.

Last night the husband and I are taking part of our nomal Saturday night romp. He starts swiping his palms across my ta ta's roughly...first swipe, yea it feels good, around swipe number thirty, not so good! I'm beginning to wonder if things will start falling off.

Is it too much to ask for him to love,lick,swirl,pull,pinch my breasts? You know what I mean...if not read "the Office".

Now, I know from experience that my husband does not like his sexual wonderfulness to be questioned, but me being the wife that I am, I can't help myself ( i also may be worried that he is causing permanent damage). I say that he may need to change up his routine a bit and try to give suggestions, lets just say things went DOWNHILL after that...pun intended.

Next thing I know i'm back on the sofa reading more Fanfic.

So I ask you...Is it wrong to expect more? This has never been an issue before and we've been doing this sex thing for a long time. Is it fair to him? he is just a man, a real man?

Tell me about your experience and how you handled it.

I feel the need to tell you that my husband is the love of my life, he is sweet and he loves me more than anything, but he is diffenatly an old school mans man.

So today I go back to university...luckily it's only for two weeks...but then I have exams and I have four tests in these two weeks...needless to say I'm not a happy camper

So what I would like...if you may...is things to cheer me up :)

Happy E/B fics, filled with happy endings, and zero angst. Emmett being silly, although I would like them to be rated M...'cause smut makes me feel happy :)

Or maybe you have your own funny stories to make me laugh? Or funny pictures?

Forget blue Mondays its gunna be blue Sundays from now on for this camper :(