OKay we have some serious issues to talk about here did anyone see the Kids choice awards Bella & Jacob won Cuties couple Over Edward and Bella Really???

This

is cutier than this

Me not think so what about you??

I have this one on my list to read, but everytime I go see if I want to read it, the summary stops me.

Can anyone tell me what this is about?

     Passover starts tomorrow Tuesday March 30th. Happy Passover to all campers who will be celebrating this holiday!

Hello Campers!

It's Monday...and I'm coughing and hacking... no fun.  And my stomach is in knots I think I ate too much dairy yesterday. (is that tmi? *shrugs*)  Plus my hubs is home from work today, which interrupts MY work...so blahh

I need something to make me happy... can you cheer me up?

A few random facts...

~The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
~Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
~The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work is Alaska
~Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs - Alexander theGreat, Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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A little Georges Duroy for your viewing pleasure...

...those women seem so unimpressed lol

And this song is owning me right now...

lol i love how random that video is

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Come on Campers....tell me something good!

this bit of randomness has purple font stamp of approval

the black dagger brotherhood by jr ward

don't even tell me that you haven't read this vampire series yet.  go buy it, the books are like 6 bucks a pop.

who's your favorite brother?

why was phury so... ugh.

where's melba so she can tell us about how she's married to rhage?

how much is payne gonna kick ass?

how much do you want qhuinn and blay to get their own story?

vishous or gtfo.

Any one see Family Guy last night? Mr Pattinson was on Meg's wall in her bedroom, but I can't figure out how to paste the picture here! 

Hello my lovely ladies of thine different forest!

PLEASE help me find this fic...

Basically, Bella was bitten by Edward when she was 8 and now she's 17 and has to become a vampire or they both die...?!

EDIT: OK, I found the fic and finished reading it - I am COMPLETELY confused about the ending. Help?

From the 'Bel Ami' set, duh.

your bookshelves!

If you don't have a camera, that's okay - list your books/movies/whatever is on your shelves.

My books:



these are some of my books, I have more on the very bottom shelf, and scattered around my house. My mom has a bunch of mine as well.



My movies:


Again, there's more on the bottom shelf, but they are all my Disney VHS's, and I think my sister borrwed a bunch of my movies, as well.



More books:


I haven't actually read the Anne Rice books, rofl.

Let me see yours!

IT UPDATED!

GO AND READ.

Then go and stop by in Jenny's cabin.

Thoughts?

Will Breaking Dawn be a comedy of epic proportions?

Oh, and the academy award winning directors that Summit is supposed to be approaching... do you think one man can make a difference?

(No offense intended to BD fans.)

 I still haven't seen this movie, ngl I'm scared.

Okay so I am in serious new of a new book to read.

Books. Not fics. Real, tangible, made from paper, books.

Before you suggest it, Ive already experienced the awesomeness that is The Hunger Games and Catching Fire. Team Peeta FTW!!

So what are you reading?

What's on your 'to read' list?

Rec me something good.

approved by Emibella. =)

And to make it pretty and say thanks:

 omg. i love the facial hair.

my fav pic of him just cuz his hair is combed.

Hey everyone!

I've never made a campfire before, but I feel like its time to pop that cherry. wooo!

okay so anyway, i'm trying to find a fic, but i cant remember the name or author. i didnt finish reading it, but where i read up to, bella accidentally gets stuck in forks, the town in which her family first lived but then left because of problems involving charlie (there was some big secret about it, involving him burning down the garage or something). charlie always told bella to never go to forks, and when shes stuck there, because of car troubles i think and because its raining very hard, edward finds her and forceably takes her to the old police station, where like his whole crew is. apparently theres like a curfew or something on the town and all of them are very suspicious of bella being there. the next details area little fuzzy, but then a little later a car comes and parks in their parking lot, and it turns out to be a trick with a bomb inside of it and explodes before they can deactivate it.

thats all i really remember, and i didnt finish it so im not sure what happens next. sorry if the details are difficult to understand!!

please help! i've had this story stuck in my mind for a few days and am really desperate to find it again!

heres a little something for your troubles:

So I'm currently reading Twilite and I've already finished nighlight, so campers have you read them yet? if so, did you like them? are there anymore parodies out there that make you crack up?

"He had reddish, blonde-brown hair that was groomed heterosexually" Nightlight, page 13 Belle Goose

"Hey you don't get get an honorary medical degree from Sporks Community College Correspondence Medical School and Male Modeling University without a sense of humor." Twilite page 31, Dr. Carpile Sullen

 Did you know that Famous People Tweet? 

It's our own Doodlecake's birthday and, like most birthdays, we like to attempt to get famous people to tweet our friends. With everyone's help, right now, this may just increase the results - Don't you think?

So this is a Twitter Follow Campfire AND a call to arms for @Doodlecake__  's birthday-- just think, if this works, YOU TOO might get a Birthday wish from the likes of Billy Burke! :)

So don't forget to follow @Doodlecake__ and wish her a

h a p p y  b i r t h d a y

Don't forget to follow me @emibella1

and most important, don't forget to follow @differentforest!

and tweet as many famous people as you follow to wish her a happy birthday!!!

NOW TELL US YOUR TWITTER NAME SO WE CAN FOLLOW YOU!!!

and if you don't tweet, omg, get on there - EVERYONE IS DOIN' IT.

 but go read hide and drink

srsl

i mean .. would i lie to you?

Ok, I have read some really great fics, some really great M rated fics. And as much as I love these fics, I am getting sick of, dare I say it, the smut. I love me some lemons, but I have read quite a few stories were the beginning is great, but you get 10-15 chapters in and then bam, every chapter or every other chapter is a lemon and I flounce. When is it too much? Now.

I have only read maybe three T rated fics, but I want to read some more. I am asking for all of your rec's of some good T rated completed fics. Not too long and I don't care the pairing or setting, I am open to anything.

Thanks and for your time -

Hello!!
And hello to all of the new campers…. How awesome to make new frands!
I’d like to take a moment to inform the newbies and to remind the oldies that ROB’S obsession with me is growing stronger by the day.  
I hadn’t heard from him in a while so I thought maybe, you know…that he was FINALLY ready to move on and leave me alone.
But no…. dude still has it bad.    

I’ve got evidence. HE’S STILL CALLING ME OUT….its ridick!

Here we go….

Rob is sleepy drinking coffee…
IM SLEEPY and I always drink coffee….


Rob likes wine…
We all know what my beverage of choice is….duh! (Hi Tomstu!!)

Rob is drunk here….
IM ALMOST DRUNK RIGHT NOW...
 

Rob likes to touch his chest…
I WANT TO TOUCH HIS CHEST..HE KNOWS THIS....he likes to torture me

 ugh he’s such a tease

this was just the easy stuff….

As you all know, Rob is currently filming Bel Ami, a film based on the book by Guy De Maupassant.  GDM is a famous 19th century French writer who was a huge influence on Henry James. 

Henry James is one of my FAV writers.  

PLUS, I took French in high school.

COINCIDENCE?  I think not.

Also…. The Age of Innocence is one of my favorite movies.  LOVE it…and I love that time period.  In Bel Ami…He’s dressed like this….

Dude…the late 19th Century is HOTTT…..js

ALSO…. One of his co-stars is Uma Thurman.

Now… I can actually directly connect Uma Thurman to the THREE of my major obsessisons things I like a lot in the last 20 years…

-she dated Phil Joanu, who I stalked for a summer in 1988 because he directed the 1988 U2 concert film RATTLE & HUM (I even spoke to his mom on the phone)

-her brother went to Wesleyan University….my RL bff went to Wesleyan AT THE SAME TIME…and we stalked his dorm and even crashed a party where I made out with some dude who KNEW HIM.

-she was married to Ethan Hawke (duhh... Before Sunrise...Call of the Wild...Gattaca...nuff said)

-and now this movie (WTF UMA…. Are YOU obsessed with me too?)

it gets better…

ROB’s next film after BA is Water for Elephants….which takes place partially at Cornell University in Upstate New York.  
I WAS IN UPSTATE NY JUST LAST OCTOBER.

OMG

PLUS… I love elephants.

UGH ROB…YOU ARE SO TRANSPARENT!!

But nothing tops this next piece of DAMNING EVIDENCE.  Rob is speaking to me almost directly in this interview……

Rob talks about movies he regrets not auditioning for.

He mentions THERE WILL BE BLOOD, but that was somewhat known….we’d heard that before.  But another film he mentioned was

THE ASSASSAINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD. 

Never before has he mentioned this movie.  NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THIS MOVIE.

ITS MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER.

***EVER***    

It’s a great story and everything, but it’s just so incredibly filmed, so beautiful.  I’m a photographer, by nature a very visual person.  THIS movie illustrates HOW I see the world.  Quite literally, it takes my breath away every time I watch it.

AND ROB REGRETS NOT BEING IN IT

~~Because he wants me to see him in it and fall in love with him.~~

 And really….dude just knows my weaknesses….

Scruff….

jaw pr0n.....

that damn lip biting...

Chest hair…..

Running….

Hands in his pocket...

Rob doesn't care too much about his critics... he gets that from me...

and dude just knows I have a weakness for him in a suit...and he likes to flaunt it...

;)

In short....

ROBERT PATTINSON is in love with me...and is relentless in his attempts to get my attention.

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ROB...YOU CAN JUST CALL ME, YOU KNOW....

 So, Jennyfly's campfire below (link) got me thinking: we have some really great websites to give us fic recs, including this one.  But when it comes down to it, who are the specific people you've met and/or respect online that you truly trust to rec you a great story?  Friends you've met online?  Authors you think can-do-no-wrong?  What is it about these people that makes you trust their recommendations?  Call them out by name!