morning ladies and gents!

I wanted to start a fire to let everyone know that pattinson online will be hosting a live pattycast (podcast) at 8:30pst/11:30est today. Late, I know. I just got up.

Anyway, heres the info from the site. There WILL be call ins. Directions should be posted. I believe there will be coverage of the red carpet via Janna (our director of awesome) but if you'd rather not listen in now, you can always download for the information later from itunes. We have another episode going over the NM junket that's already out. Janna had a moment with rob and later with chris in the elevator. Good stuff.

http://ow.ly/1f0hp the site page has a link to the ustream. Go to WHERE: and click ustream on the page.

Edit: I'll be there acting as a mod under folk *lorn (old username)

First Campfire... YAY! lol... (yeah i know... EVERYONE says that...)

With it being free for all friday, I thought I would leave this little doozie that was in my email this morning... I hope you guys like it as much as I did...

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :  

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?  

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.  

 One student, however, wrote the following:  

 First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.  

  Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:  

  1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.  

  2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.  

So which is it?  

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' 

 THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

In the spirit of FREE FOR ALL 'TIL FIVE, I wanted to share this video"

And ask (in the spirit of community participation) what videos of this nature have you found that held your eyes captivated, afraid to blink in case you missed something?

OKAY, and... Can we make this a NON ROB RESPONSE moment? Hmmm? I mean... I KNOW y'all have difficulty staying away from any kind of Rob Pattinson video goodness and tongue candy...

So since its FFFA still til 5PM I am going to ask a favor from you lovely ladies of the forest.I know a lot of you are E/B shippers but I know there are some of you who like a little variety...I am working on a little something for a blog type thing and I was wondering if you could rec me some of your favorite non-canon stories...WIP or completed doesnt matter to me...so have at it

send me your non-canon recs :)

Remeber none of this

and a little of this

or or maybe this

Listen to Rob talk about how he read scripts in the parking lot at In & Out Burger...

guhh....his voice.

E! News has a behind the scenes video of Remember Me, including the SHOWER SCENE!

Oh hai!

I'm a slacker. My fellow Rangers are probably all cooler than me. 

But if you wanna ask me questions, I'll answer them!!! =D

I miss them....

 Hey guys,

Anyone know what happened to the fic 'Treading Water' by Larin20? It hasn't updated in a while and I was wondering if i should knock it off my list or if the author was just taking a break from it.

Hate messaging authors about it 'cos i feel like I'm hassling them so thought I'd ask you guys instead.

A little Rob as an apology for hassling you guys, lol.

 Hey everybody! Wake up! It's 4am and I just read Oxy's new O/s called "May and His December" (Sorry, still too stupid to learn how to link.)  Anyway, it's WONDERFUL! Funny, sad, crackfic-ish and the greatest Bella ever!  Read it Please!  I'm off to chug more Nyquil but let me know what u think!  Cheers! 

 I'm just gonna leave this here for you...

What Happens At Charlie's Wedding

Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son.

Seriously, guys. This story is brill. Go read now, I love it. 

if this is still friday free for all please everybody have a look at my daughters friends song, if u like let him know COMMENT ON HIS YOUTUBE PAGE ''falling in july''

thanks he is an aussie stayin in seattle.

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I see new pictures of Rob all the effing time..and Kellan in his undies...where the heck are the new Jackson pictures...I need some new pictures to look at..I mean hell he is in two big name movies this summer and in a band....WTF mate...haha....anyone have any good pictures of him to quench my thirst??

i am such a shameless pimper of my story, but anywho, here it is:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5778230/1/Things_Are_Getting_Closer_To_The_Sun

 i just upadated it with a second chapter, so yeah.

I love writing this and getting reviews makes me feel fantastic about myself.

so please check it out.

actually, you don't even have to review. just seeing my traffic numbers go up is amazing.

but i like reviews.

as well.

for your time:

At what point in time do you give up on a fic ever getting updated? For me, if there is no post from the author about real life issues or writers block I give it three months. I just cleared out about five fics from my list. I saved two - one because I'm a fangirl and the second is by an author who just died (Abnormal Psychology by 4lettrwrd, I'm still sad about her passing)

So when do you throw in the towel? What pushes you over the edge to give up on a fic ever getting updated?

Supposed new Eclipse Posters. 

*cough* bullshit *cough* but I thought Id share.

Me thinks Photoshopping was involved in the making of these.

She's in hiding at Walmart in North Carolina.

What do y'all think of the vamp clothing choices in the movies?

And I know the travesty that was the Bellavamp frolick will come up...but I seriously have a big problem with how they have been dressed in general.

Thoughts?

What you've always wanted to know.

Ask a techie.

ask me stuff about Tor.

Blah blah I'm not a Ranger but this seems fun.

Plus I'll get to know ppl I don't know as well here as I do in the other comms I hang out in.

Fire away

Do I need to say anymore? Anyone watching it?

Eye candy

 I know there have been several posts lately about programs that can download fanfics for later reading.  Anyone know of one that works with a Mac?  I'm not very techie...and I don't know what I'm doing.  HELP ME!