Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 7:57 PM

 If Edward really is her father, then this is how they should make her look in the movie:

Just had to share. I stole it from a comm.


Welcome to the Rileys pics

Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 6:27 PM

It was announced today that this movie will also be shown and entered in Sundance this year. Do you think that Kstew is going to be able to pull off the role of a stripper?



Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 5:59 PM

I was just wondering if anyone has read the book NIghtlight?

Was it good? Are you planning on reading it?? Do you care?

please share anything thoughts or opinions.  :)

LJ Summers

'Twas the Night Before Christmas...

Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 3:34 PM

'Twas the Night Before Christmas, Twilight Style!


I didn't write this.  Twilighters Anonymous member hexingirl did.  It's a cute offering for the Christmas Season, featuring the characters and some moments in The Twilight Saga.  

Has anyone else done a rewrite/parody of a famous poem for Twilight?


Is Twilight your saviour in RL??

Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 3:29 PM

I am having a really shit time in real life at the moment, same as last August when I discovered the world of Twilight

Anyway my saviour is anything to do with Twilight - if its reading really good fan fics, 1st option, looking for Edward shots, 2nd option or hiding myself away at the movies to watch New Moon repeatedly, like I did last year for Twilight.

My campfire question is:

Does theTwilight world take you away from your troubles?



Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 3:26 PM

So I was just flicking through the television channels and a trailer for Secretary came up, you know the one with James Spader and Maggue Gyllenhall? 

Well it got me thinking and wondering of there are any stories out there like that.

Any rec's please?


So, if you couldnt have Edward, you would marry...

Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 3:25 PM

What fictional character would you marry (if you couldn't marry Edward)?

Jim Halpert

or, Gregory House. even though he would never look twice at my ff writing ass

i posted this thread before, but then i deleted it... err... yeah


i wrote you all a song

Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 3:23 PM




stolen from twat. my frand made the gif for shits and giggles though.

That Girl There x

Sleep Or Not To Sleep

Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 3:02 PM


So I was reading the new chapter for Burn and Shine by pulsepoint.. and the thing that really interested me was the thing about Edward's sleeping habits--

“I can’t sleep in here with you,” he told me bluntly. “It’s freaking me out. Like having you right there and I don’t know I’d be asleep and you might or I might I don’t know. It’s making me sick.”


It got me thinking about my own sleeping habits... I can't have anyone come near me when I'm sleeping, I jump awake.. I scare the shit out of a few nurses when in hospital they'd come into my room while I'm sleeping to take tests and I'll jump awake before they get close to me..
If someone is sleeping in my bed, they have to be there when I go to sleep, and if I wake up in the middle of the night, they could get pushed out of the bed. And then on the other side of that is if someone is in my bed when I go to sleep, I freak out if they're not there in the morning when I wake up.
I also have this reacurring dream where this woman runs into my room, stands over at me and screams at me. She actually looks like a human version of the cat lady in the Simpsons..

So after I've probably sounded completely insane... I want to know your sleeping habits, and reacurring dreams.. have you ever had characters of books (yes Twilight) come into your dreams? have you ever had a dream of something, and within a few days it happens.. some people are said to have dreamed about their own death and then died within a week after.. (Abraham Lincoln to name one).. Would you like to experience that.. (well obviously not the dying bit, but the prophecy bit)

Sorry this may seem mad.. But I have always found dreams really interesting.. and sleep to be honest, I used to suffer from insomnia, I'd have nightmares that haunted me and I could never sleep after them. They were always the same one..

to prove I'm not completely insane I would really like to know your thoughts.. dreams etc..

Does it count because I have mentioned Twilight, Twilight fanfiction?? and robward porn?.. :P



I'm also doing this to avoid studying Irish for a final tomorrow..


It's my job to protect you...

Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 1:51 PM

...from everyone except my sister.


So yeah… I seriously hate Alice in fanfiction, which is a shame because she’s one of my favorite characters in the books.

I feel like I read the same relationship over and over again when it comes to Alice. It doesn't matter how OOC the characters are, Bella always ends up being awesome friends with Alice, and Alice is always pushy and manipulative and Bella just lets her run her life. It's gotten to the point now where I'm mostly reading one-shots cause I get so frustrated when I have to read yet another chapter about Bella developing a friendship with Alice. And yes, I know character development is necessary- even in fanfic, but I've read so damn much of it that I really just want the juicy E/B bits (cause I'm annoying like that).

Can someone rec me some fic (primarily E/B) where Bella just hates Alice. I’ve only read two, Secrets Don’t Keep Friends and Just Like Them, that don’t follow the, “let’s be bestest-best friends and sisters!” pattern that a lot of fics seem to follow. Or better yet, can someone rec me a fic where Bella just yells at her for being a manipulative, selfish tool? Or says NO to going shopping? Or tells Alice to fuck off when she interrupts her getting it on with Edward?



P.S. Go Team Angela! She is awesome, use her as Bella's BFF!


Male fanfic authors.

Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 11:04 AM

Out of curiosity, which of you authors out there are male?  Also, what about the Twilight series intrigued you enough that you decided to delve into the world of fanfic?

The Mominator

Rob's 'other' stand in/stunt double

Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 8:34 AM

Ok, so I've yammered on and on about Logan.... I finally found some pics for you so you can see what he looks like.  His younger brother looks even more like RPatz than he does.... Aiden is a minor and I won't post without his mom's permission. 

Logan right after 'Twilight'


At Vampire Baseball in Portland, OR


Here is his mom Tiffany, who was an extra in the cafeteria....

Tiffany right after 'Twilight'


So. Tell me how you met.

Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 8:08 AM

I'm being nosy.  again. 

Bella first saw Edward in the high school cafeteria....

Where did you meet your significant other?  Ex or otherwise.  Or anyone significant, for that matter...

Best friend?



Tell me a story of how you met someone special to ya. 


Rob sighting

Wednesday December 2, 2009 at 1:48 AM

Rob in Beverley Hills? (1st Dec)

teh pretty can't get away from us bwahaha;)


Source :





large purple font dedicated to capricornnumbers

Tuesday December 1, 2009 at 10:19 PM

it's that time againnnnn

nominations are open for the Eddies & the Bellies!

you can see who's judging, who's validating, all new rules, etc.

right here

we've already gotten several complaints and the thing's been open for 3 hours, so go ahead and give it your worst in this thread.  we keep shotguns in the ranger's station

but really, any questions or comments should be sent through the email, but i'll do my best to answer them here as well.

a few things:

  • if a story has been pulled, how is anyone going to read it should it get nominated?
  • voting for a judge for an Eddie award is a wasted vote.  they know they're ineligible and have reconciled with that.  everyone's eligible for bellies, though.
  • we are not changing any categories, no matter how many rude/condescending/insulting emails you send to every single one of our personal accounts.
  • canon has a very simple definition: if you could insert the fic into the book universe and nothing changes... it's canon.  everything else is alternate universe.
  • don't bother cheating.  we have ways of knowing if you've voted more than once.  there were a lot of damned cheaters last time.
  • anytime you see a tweet about these awards, couldja RT it, for me?  please?
  • pulsepoint is a dude.

any questions for me before i pass out?  i've been nursing sick bbs today.  i'm sweepy.


'Burn and Shine' updated

Tuesday December 1, 2009 at 9:16 PM

If you aren't reading and obsessing over this story then I don't think we can be friends anymore.


The Mominator

~Michael Sheen on Craig Ferguson~

Tuesday December 1, 2009 at 8:23 PM

Not sure if this was already posted or not....

I Heart Craig Ferguson hard.  Enjoy!

(and it's actually Twilight related)



so sad, so so sad :(

Tuesday December 1, 2009 at 8:20 PM

Usually I only like stories with HEA. I mean, I cant stand it when you spend days staying up until 3 AM, reading the angst and drama, and the 'will they, wont they' and then they dont! It pisses me off so bad.

But, I've recently been in the mood to read something where they dont. More spefically, they cant.

I want to read something where Bella dies. I want her to bite big one. Hard.

No, I dont want her to come back as a vampire. I need her to die slow, tragic death that leaves Edward in a terrible state of mourning.

If you have any recs please let me know. Specifications: all human. canon only. rated M.

To say thnx I made my campfire all pretty : ]


and of course...




Tuesday December 1, 2009 at 8:13 PM


Who's seen this?


idk if this'll work, so here's the link...

I just about peed myself.

PFach is such a good sport :) In honor of Dr. Hot Bitch, let's post some pics!

Here's mine:


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