Oozing stupidity

Monday November 30, 2009 at 10:57 PM

Many, many, many people have made me face*palm or head*desk today. So in honor of them, I hereby declare this a




I thought this was funny...

Monday November 30, 2009 at 10:47 PM

If TAYLOR SWIFT and TAYLOR LAUTNER got married, they'll both be ....


taylor lautner 

courtesy of the chive.com


The Weed Collector?

Monday November 30, 2009 at 8:27 PM

So many people have mentioned that fic in the past week, and I am 2 chaps into it, but I still don't get the plot. The summary was very vague. I have a lot on my to-read list, and unless it's worth the read, I don't want to "waste" my time with it. Can anyone please tell me what it's REALLY about, spoilers be damned!


So Warning: there will probably be spoilers within!

Oh, and some Robporn for your enjoyment:

rpattz18.jpg image by RobsessedBLOG


Fanfiction playlists...

Monday November 30, 2009 at 8:25 PM

 When I write, I listen to music. But mostly a playlist.

Do you have a playlist or something you absolutely have to listen to while writing?

This is my one:


 it's even all flash and embedded


The music actually has nothing to do with anything that I write. Apart from two songs.


Monday is PIMP time

Monday November 30, 2009 at 7:47 PM

That's right campers, it's time once again to PIMP YOUR STUFF

If you pimped it last week and want to pimp again, go for it! If you pimped last week and want to pimp your friend, neighbor or fellow campers stuff - Be my guest!

This is the post where ALL can be pimped. Be shameless. Tell the world why you are awesome. Now is YOUR chance!

Last week I shamelessly pimped myself out so this week I am going to pimp my homegirls




Not only are they both incredible writers

they both updated their stories in the past 24 hours and they are


So read them in our VIP section and tell them how awesome they are in their cabins.




I'll be missing you

Monday November 30, 2009 at 6:38 PM

So I'm sitting here listening to Puff Daddy and thinking about things I miss in Twilight land.Like Cam Gigandet doing promo stuff.I missed him bad during the NM press tour. And Rachelle Le Fevre for Eclipse. She was an asset to the series.

what about the first wolfpack? I feel sorry for these dudes.

what are things you miss about the series? a fic that has faded into oblivion. a cool person who never posts anymore?

what about the days when Twilight was relatively obscure. or the sense of anticipation sorrounding the relesase of a new book. the blissful ignorance before Nessie came into this world.

the days when people could just wander onto set and the actors weren't met with hysteria everywhere they went?

The fandom is so much more established now. Tell me the things you miss about it.




Obsessed and Confused?

Monday November 30, 2009 at 4:46 PM

I saw New Moon for the second time yesterday and it just occurred to me (as I was fantasizing about R-Patz as usual lol) that in New Moon, Bella is immune to everyone's powers (Ewards and the Volturi) and it seems like a key point in the movie (I am in the middle of reading Twilight) Why is it that Jasper's powers worked on her when Alice was telling her to come to the house the night of her birthday. "Jasper no fair with the whole mood control thing" I'm pretty sure were her exact words! Was it a mess up I'm confused! Oh and what's up with Miley Cyrus calling twilight a cult! Call it what you want I'm proud to say that I would do anything for R-Patz, so a cult...BEST CULT EVER! We def have the hottest leader in the universe!


Monday November 30, 2009 at 4:30 PM

 is there a fic called 'This' hanging around out there?  I have heard about it but I can't find it!  If it does exist can someone pretty please provide me with a link!! 



Anyone know what happened?

Monday November 30, 2009 at 4:16 PM

Almost a year ago, I started a fic called the Red Line by WinndSinger. She finished it and promised a sequel...but now it's like she dropped off the face of the Earth. She hasn't written anything since then, and you can't PM her.

Anyone have an idea of what happened? I'd really like to see a sequel...


Hunting in the forest

Monday November 30, 2009 at 3:50 PM

Howdy Campers!

I'm going on a little hunt in the different forest today! None of my alerts are updating atm, and I don't fancy starting a new WIP or a really long completed fic...

So I'm looking for complete short stories and one-shots!

So what are your recommendations? The one-shots that made you go wow!?!

Any genre, any characters, any pairings - I'm not fussy, just pretty please rec me something good.

Thanks guys!


Fandom requisites

Monday November 30, 2009 at 3:18 PM

 I read somewhere that the fanfiction requisite is Wide Awake. And I so agreed, cause everyone's at least heard about it, right? And AngstGoddess003 is just so awesome and stuff and I'm dying of jealousy and I could stare at her artwork all day and I'm just praying that she'll write the WA epiliogue...but anyways, Wide Awake, however amazing, is not the only must read out there.

What do you consider to be a fanfiction requisite?



Monday November 30, 2009 at 3:04 PM

So, some of you may have been wondering 'WHERE THE EFF IS PIXIEVAMP?'

Some of you may not have even noticed my absence. 


I wanna know what every one has been doing. What's the latest jam? How was everyone's holiday? And if you didn't have a holiday, how was your weekend? 

I need to start Christmas shopping. Has anyone found any good online deals for Black Friday/Cyber Monday? 


Robert wants the deals, too! 





In case anyone hasn't seen Cleolinda's NM in 15'

Monday November 30, 2009 at 1:57 PM



And don't forget to read the at least as awesome Twilight in 15 minutes!!


Day 6 of no Rob

Monday November 30, 2009 at 12:58 PM

Where the hell are you? Still holed up with Kstew somewhere? Hiding with TomStu? Come out...come out...wherever you are!

Where do you think Rob is?


Pretty Please

Monday November 30, 2009 at 11:23 AM

With permission from Ranger Jennday

My best friend is running to be a Phillies ball girl. There were 2000 people that tried out, now the fans have to vote for the 10th girl. Please vote for Kami! You don't have to provide a real name, and you can just use the zip code 19087. Thank you soooo much!!




Now, let's discuss fanfic that includes sports. Which ones are good and bad? All I can think of is The Fan and Illegal Contact. What other ones are there?


I was roaming the VIP cabins...

Monday November 30, 2009 at 11:07 AM

When I happened upon a discussion in WTVOC and Jandco's neck of the woods....

In case you're unaware they posted a little snippet with irredeemable Eddie and door mat Bellie...

Anyway - one forester remarked that we "Team Edwards" eat up pushy annoying irredeemable Edward yet hate those exact same traits in Jacob... 

WTVOC named it the "Edward Effect"

Which we've all seen, I definitely root for Edward under all circumstances no matter how atrociously he effs that ish up.  : )   

I'd argue that we hate pushy-dirty tactic- do anything for the girl Jacob because he's not supposed to "get the girl," Bella's meant for Edward and Jacob's insistence just makes him unlikable. So in my mind it's just not the same thing.

Thoughts? Why do we love an Edward with very "Jacob" traits? 

Or if you're Team Jacob what annoys you the most about Team Edwards? 

Why do you think people have such a visceral reaction to the two sides? 


And hey, let's play nice. This isn't a competition. We ALL love the same thing no matter which way you slice it.  : ) 


your best robporn...

Monday November 30, 2009 at 10:20 AM

what's your best ROBPORN that you can show to us??

let the ROBGASMIC begin...



*giddy* >_<






credits to:


robert pattinson source


Mondays Suck...

Monday November 30, 2009 at 9:15 AM

...and my lack of an attention span is making it difficult for me to do any work today.

So, my fellow campers, did you have a good weekend? Did the Americans among us have a good Thanksgiving?  I didn't leave my house for three days, then I saw New Moon again yesterday.  Sadly, the theater didn't show the Remember Me trailer.  I was pissed.


Anyone have any good Rob porn?  I'm in need...



I hope your Monday looks better than mine....


Great Twilight and New Moon Spoofs

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 10:58 PM

These are Great Twilight and New Moon Spoofs...



awards season is underway

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 9:32 PM

so tomorrow omg tuesday... we're opening up nominations for the eddies and the bellies!

stay tuned for information on them.  we're working out something with ADF!

the format is different, and me and limona have listened to feedback about the nomination and voting process.  we want this to be for everyone, and we work hard to keep it from being a straight-up popularity contest.

anyway, here are the categories for this year.  you'll notice some differences, but the initial nomination process is the same: the four stories in each category for the eddies with the highest votes are in, then there is a panel of judges that decide the other four nominees.  that way it's a balance between the popular vote and the "quality" vote.  some of last year's eddies were won by the judge's choice, so don't think it's just popularity no matter how you swing it.  :)

this year's eddies:

fiction must have been completed in 2009.

best short fiction

best mid-length fiction

best novel (alternate universe, canon)

best novel (all-human)

(determined by word count, and don't ask the actual number because i can't remember off the toppa my head)

and this round's bellies: this time, the awards are open to any story in any time frame by any twi author.

Emmett You Want as Your Brother

Scotland’s Award for Best Nessie Story

Story That Haunts Your Dreams

Best Fansite

Most Consistently Updated

 AU Fic You'd Write a Fic for (AU Award)

Best "Edward Who?" Fic (Bella/Anyone Else)

Fic You’d Click on for the Title Alone

Best Trendsetting Fic

Best Missing Moment (Canon Award)

Story That Makes You Wanna Throw Your Monitor (okay, that one was my idea)

Fic That Keeps You Up ‘Til 3 A.M. Reading

every single one of these came from the STAGGERINGLY LARGE OMG list of suggestions from those of you who voted last year.  keep 'em coming!

so... start thinking of the stories you want to nominate.

and you can ask me anything you want about the awards in this here thread.  i might even answer truthfully and in a timely manner.

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