you had me @...

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 9:34 PM

Okay so I'm bored outta my mind right now so my friend I decided to start a list of the best movie quotes ever.

Being that all i do is watch movies my list was quite long  

of course that kinda stuff just makes me laugh most of the time but heres what I came up with from Twilight:

"I can read ever persons thoughts in here aside from yours. Money, sex, money...cat" I died laughing

"Mama said didnt know how to make a kitty meow!" I find myself saying this at random time during the day. (Waylon right b4 he got eaten) 




feel free to leave quote from movies beside twilight too. I wil.


Master of the Universe update

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 9:33 PM

How has this not have been posted yet? I want to discuss the tampon scene. I wasn't bothered by it at all-it made sense in this story.

Your Cast

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 9:27 PM

Just over on g-chat talking to pixievamp.  I was talking about Law and Order SVU and how Stabler could be my Charlie.  Well, that got us to talking...


We want you guys to know, we wouldn't recast now.  We love our cast, but this would have been our ideal cast...

Our Charlie...Stabler from SVU (Christopher Meloni)

Steve Strait is our vote for Jacob

Taylor Kitsch for Jasper

Henry Cavill as Carlisle (He could have been my Edward...js.)

Our Esme, Michael Sheen's baby mama, Kate Beckinsale 

Our Alice, Samaire Armstrong





Sunday November 22, 2009 at 9:13 PM

Some people love it.

Some other hate it.

This happens with every single fic. I know that. I'd just like to know, why the Hoboward hate?


Poughkeepsie... I used to really like it at first. I found the story when it had barely 5 chappies up. And it's a what? 70 chapters long story? Anyway, I don't really remember when I stopped liking it.  I don't hate it, I really don't. And, hey, there's NOTHING wrong with hating it-- hell, jennday does! And that's cool, because to each her/his own. But I do think it's a very unreal, very fake story. Hoboward is just a little bit too sweet. A little bit too goody goody.They are always MAKING LOVE. And all they do is have plain 'ole vanilla sex-- 'cause that's just the way Hoboward is-- He would NEVER 'disrespect' her by spicing their fun times a bit (OMG. CAN YOU TELL HOW BIG OF A LOSER AM I?) I know I wouldn't be able to be with someone like that. And I don't know if anyone would, tbh. Yes, we all like our men to be sweet and whatnot, but he's just so.. passive. And I'm not just talking about sex. I mean, he holds her like she's a porcelain doll and it just baffles my mind! Isn't love supposed to be fierce? I wouldn't want my boyfriend to just.. be there, acting like I might break in any second. I mean, I love it when my boyfriend acts a bit rough because he's just so overcome with emotion, he just wants to be with me, right there, righ then, and he just doesn't give a damn about anything else? kwim? That would never happen in that story. It's like it lacks... passion. 

This is, of course, just my humble opinion. 

I'll stop writing now. This post shouldn't be about me at all. lol. 



I need to talk Jacob...

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 9:02 PM

Ok...I need to discuss my love for Jacob right now.  I have loved Jacob from the first time I read the series.  I really didn't think seeing his pain on screen would affect me so bad.  But, it did.  

I didn't cry when Edward left.  Not during the book and not during the movie.  I did cry when she left Jacob hanging in that truck, I did cry when she left him in the woods after kissing him in Eclipse and I cried when she left him in pain and heartbroken in the bed after he was attacked in Eclipse.  

I think the reason I love Jacob so much is because for me, Jacob is the reality. Edward is the fantasy.  The fantasy is too good to be true. Don't get me wrong.  I love Edward but I there is just something about Jacob and his character that just grabs at my heart.  And I don't think making Jacob imprint on E/B's daughter made up for the fact that he got jerked around for 3 books.  

Are any of the campers with me?  Confess your Jacob love to me...

I would feel better about my swooning of Jacob if this man would have been casted...


I think this is how Jacob feels after Bella leaves him cold...

(plus it gives me an excuse to post paul...)

EDIT:  I want to post my song from Jacob to Edward.  This needs to be on the Eclipse Soundtrack...


Translation Please?

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 8:44 PM

Anyone know what Jacob says to Bella in Quileute?  And what does Aro say to Bella in Italian? 


NM - The Aftermath

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 8:20 PM

So, it's Sunday night...NM broke some records (well at least one that I know of over the weekend), I watched a midnight showing for the first time in my life and I flew 4 hours to do it...so a few firsts.

I am no officially exhausted

What lengths did you go to for your obsession? ANd how are you feeling now? ANd when are you seeing the film again----or have you already seen it a second time? Did you fangirl over the RM trailer? Are you more excited to that or for Eclipse?


For a giggle

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 7:15 PM

I thought this was cute and I loved the Mean Girls reference! Show us your favorite Twilight spoofs/manips/comics/snark in this post!

music hungry

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 7:05 PM

I love new music. I spend ridiculous amounts of money on iTunes.

For the most part I find new music in TV. Last week I heard this song and thought it was the most awesome cover I've ever heard.

What new songs have you heard recently?


as this isn't really Twilight related we'll just cover that up with some Kellan and Rob Porn. Make it all pretty -like...

God, you could eat soup outta those dimples



Sunday November 22, 2009 at 6:57 PM

Do stories have to be well researched for you?

If it's set in a different time periods? What if the story is set in a place that the writer clearly is not from- is a minimal knowledge of the area w/some mistakes ok, or should they put more effort?

There's a story that comes to mind and I've seen discussed (quite passionately) because it may have some historical/geographical errors. It's called Volition and it's about Belfast and the IRA. I've never read it, but I thought the issues brought up were interesting. Should ff writers deal with issues like this- when some many have been affected and could possibly be offended?

Can you suspend your disbelief? What if it deals with something that hits closer to home? ( Twifanfic about 911, anyone?)

I know, for me, that if a ff talks about New Orleans I go on hyper bitch mode. Especially if it mentions Katrina. This hasn't happened in this fandom really, but I was recc'ed a story where Snape and Harry worked for hurricane relief...  :0

The Mominator

221 Days and Counting....

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 6:06 PM

Until Eclipse.

From and including: Sunday, November 22, 2009
To and including: Wednesday, June 30, 2010

It is 221 days from the start date to the end date, end date included

Or 7 months, 9 days including the end date


That is all.



Sunday November 22, 2009 at 5:54 PM

logo maker - http://www.sparklee.com

it has come to my attention that there are many new faces  here in the forest!  welcome!

let's see who's here.  answer my questions, campers new and ancient!

how'd you hear about adf?  wha'd you order from burger king this weekend?  how hot is my icon? 





Sunday November 22, 2009 at 5:50 PM

I was wondering... are any of you participating in Nanowrimo this year?


Doesnt really have to do with anything.

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 4:43 PM

okay so im bored and i was wondering..

Whats your favourite song?

like ever.

you can add robporn if you would like.


some funny gifs


Bella's Lullaby

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 2:00 PM

I was listening to the Twilight sound track and it got me thinking about Bella's lullaby.  I have read of several opinions on it and now I am wondering what is yours?

Hate it?? love it??

Is there a song that you think would be much better???


When I first heard the song I totally hated it, but over time it has grown on me.  But when I first read Twilight I was thinking of something more emo's ish I guess. Something darker...

some other lullabys for ya...


** if this post has been done already, please feel free to delete it**



Sunday November 22, 2009 at 1:50 PM





Sunday November 22, 2009 at 1:45 PM


Bratty Vamp Updated My Escort!

Read the chapter HERE



Pixievamp Updated Loneliness Be Over HERE

Play in her Cabin HERE.


Let's give these vampy girls some love!



Sunday November 22, 2009 at 1:39 PM

I've been trying desperately to find myself a beta for my brand new fic, but obviously I'm doing something wrong.  No one has gotten back to me :(

I refuse to keep posting chapters on my new fic until I have someone to read over them, because I want them to be as close to perfect as possible!

So please, fellow campers, share your tips for fishing for betas with me.

Where do I look and who do I ask?  Or is there anyone out there bored enough to beta for me?  What do you look for in a beta?  Etc.

Here's my fic:





Master of the Universe teaser

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 1:12 PM


OH-it's Sunday. That means NY Giants football. Well she has a treat when she gets back-look....A Master of the Universe teaser!!! We should all tell the author how much little wolvesnvamps loves her story so she will start putting the teasers here too!

Master of the Universe
Chapter Forty Five - Teaser

I glance nervously round the bar. I cannot see him.
“Bella, what is it?”
“It’s Edward, he’s here.”
“Really?” She glances round the bar too. I have neglected to mention his stalker tendencies to my Mom.
And then I see him. As he makes his way towards us my heart leaps… beginning a juddering thumping beat. He’s really here - for me… My inner goddess leaps up from her chaise longue in anticipation… Moving smoothly through the crowd, his copper hair glinting under the recessed halogens, bright green eyes shining with… anger? Tension? His mouth is set in a grim line, jaw tense… oh holy shit… no. I am so mad at him right now, and here he is… how can I be angry with him in front of my mother?
He arrives at our table, gazing at me warily. He’s dressed in customary white linen shirt and jeans.
“Hi,” I squeak, unable to hide my shock and awe at seeing him here in the flesh.
“Hi,” he replies and leaning down he kisses my cheek very quickly, taking me by surprise.
“Edward, this is my mother, Renee.” My ingrained manners take over… he turns to greet my Mom.
“Mrs Dwyer, I am delighted to meet you.” How does he know her name? He gives her the heart-stopping Edward Cullen patented full-blown-no-prisoners-taken smile. She doesn’t have a hope. My mother’s lower jaw practically hits the table. Jeez, get a grip Mom. She takes his proffered hand and they shake. My mother hasn’t replied… Oh, complete dumbfounded speechlessness is genetic – I had no idea.
“Edward,” she manages finally, breathlessly. He smiles knowingly at her, his green eyes twinkling. I narrow my eyes at them both.
“What are you doing here?” My question sounds more brittle than I mean and his smile disappears, his expression now guarded. I am thrilled to see him, but completely thrown off balance, my anger simmering through my veins. And I’m anxious about the email I just sent him. I don’t know if I want to stand up and shout at him or throw myself into his arms – but I don’t think he’d like either – and I want to know how long has he been watching us…


Hey. Tempt me.

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 11:58 AM

This happened--

Jess:  Joe, see New Moon.

Joe:  hahahahahahahhaahahahahaaaa

Jess: Seriously.

Joe: No.  and hell no, too.

Jess:  Why?

Joe:  Why would I?

Jess: If i can give you 100 reasons why, will you?

Joe:  Ok.

There it is.  I come here to you professionals looking for 100 reasons why i should see New Moon.  And in return, if i get the reasons and go see it, Jess will tape my take on the movie and display my shame and horror for you to all laugh at.


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