So, with the permission of the lovely and almightly Janco, I am continuing her campfire from earlier today.

What person in RL would you have play a character if the originator didn't do it?

I will start a campfire for each person, so this is the first one. I'd rather stick to supporting characters if ya'll don't mind.

First off:

This is mine:

So....

I'm a lurker. I admit it. But, as much as lurking tendencies go, I HAD to post. Everyone around here seems to be ready to kill loathing SMeyer, and, while I don't care for her too much myself,  I need to know YOUR reasons for ... disliking... her.

Hit me with all that you got, whether it be GIFs, Pics, or whatnot.

And I wish I had Robporn Rob Candy but I'm still not really good at getting images on here.

Thanks!

How do you feel about teen sex in fics?

Does it matter if they are older teens?

I started reading this fic where all the regulars are seniors in HS. The fics opens with Bella giving Emmett head in his Hummer and Jasper going down on Rose. Everyone is sleeping with or giving oral sex to everyone else.

What really bugs me, is Emmett professing to love freshman and Edward getting head from a freshman. this is the beginning of their school year, so the girls are either 13 or 14, while the guys are 17 or 18.

I guess I'm bothered because I have a 14 yr old freshman and I cannot bring myself to enjoy reading a story where the characters are around the same age he is and having irresponsible sex.

I've been hearing a lot authors pulling their stories, and I've also heard a lot of illogical justifications for doing so. While others have just gone MIA, others have pulled on account of the publicity that has come across Twilight FF's. So here are a few questions I have about FF's.

1. Would it be wrong to save all the chapters of another authors story so you could read it yourself in case they decide to pull it?

2. What's your opinion on all these company's consulting and getting involved in the world of Twilight FF?

Because recently, I have noticed more and more fics getting pulled at random on account of that reason precisely. Plus, it's pissing me the hell off!

3. What do you think is better? Making up some lame story about how your nuclear bomb was taken by the CIA so now twilight is over for you. OR. The whole, Beep.Beep.Beep. Were sorry the story your reading has been disconnected, the author of your story has decided to go MIA and has taken the liberty of pulling the story you are currently fascinated with with them, IMAGINE the ending. Have a good day...

(Sorry just the thought of my fav.unfinished story getting pulled angers me.)

Oh, and I know that some authors really do have good reasons for pulling a story or not getting it finished. But, most of the time its a crock of #$%^.

Okay here is the deal people. Besides tweeting,avatar changing,and fic reading this afternoon, I've been preparing a speech for a City Council meeting tonight. I'm nervous as hell and I'm surprised I havn't keeled over yet from heartfail. As you can probably tell public speaking scares the crap out of me.

For my brave deed I think all you lovely campers should rec' me some O/S I can look forward to reading when I get home. They can be any kind of O/S (smut,fluff,weird,bizarre) take your pick, I'll read it. Hell they don't even have to be Twifics. A Bones O/S actually sounds good. A big kiss to whoever rec's me a good Bones O/S.

A Little Incentive:

For Laughs

 I just deleted ten out my stories on FFn.

Out of thirty.

I feel quite empowered now.

Okay, I'm a bit frightened at the PMs I could get from the readers, but whatever. It was my choice. The stories totally sucked anyways. So, they're gone.

Plus it took like off 3 chapters I needed to write off. So now I can concentrate on others, which improves it. I think that's how it works.

So I have a question for you lovely campers. Whether it was when you first joined the fandom or whenever, have you deleted a story? Was it because it was really bad? Or because the readers were really...non-good-readers. If that makes sense. :P

I'm biting my fingernails over here worrying about it. I probably shouldn't have done it. But they were sucky. That makes up for it, right? Right??

xoxo

Does anyone have any idea what is going on with Art After 5 by Sleepyvalentina?

I was in the middle of reading it and just like that the whole thing has been pulled. All that is left are the two outtakes.

Anyone know the reason? Or if it will be reposted?

Thanks.

 Ok, I don't know what's wrong with me =(

I just saw this, and it's hilarious

And here's a link to the still image (just made it my desktop) I can't seem to make it work

http://img684.imageshack.us/i/tbbtnewmoonparodia.jpg/

I'll put my comments in the next post, so I won't spoil for those who haven't read yet.

The University of Edward Masen has updated!

www.fanfiction.net/s/5390119/1/The_University_of_Edward_Masen

When you've read the newest chapter, please revisit this post and discuss this line:

“Yes, but in this case, it would be beyond the realm of possibility. For more than one reason.”

I'd love to hear what you think it means.

Suppose Breaking Dawn were made into a movie...and now, suppose for whatever reason Jackson Rathbone wasn't around to don the wig for the role of Jasper...

who would you want to see fill those cowboy boots?

Too soon?  Don't judge me.  I said hypothetical.

I'd pick this guy right here.  Don't get me wrong, my numero uno is still Mister J. Rathbone.

 i came across this hilarious blog post about Breaking Dawn today..it's old but still funny. 

THE DEVIN'S ADVOCATE: WHY BREAKING DAWN MUST BE MADE INTO A MOVIE

With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.

Priest is an upcoming 2010 vampire-western film. The film is directed by Scott Stewart and stars Paul Bettany, Cam Gigandet and Maggie Q.

The film is about a warrior priest (Paul Bettany) who disobeys church law by teaming with a young sheriff (Cam Gigandet) and a priestess (Maggie Q) to track down a group of renegade vampires who kidnapped his niece.

Other cast include Karl Urban, Christopher Plummer, and Stephen Moyer (aka Vampire Bill).

Release date is currently set as August 20th 2010.

Let's discuss for just a moment how hot Cam Gigandet will be as a sheriff (in another vampire movie), and how it being called Priest will only allow me to think of Sanctuary.

So here goes...I may be flogged for this...but I'm doing this anyway...

I couldn't get to sleep for a little while last night, because this whole leaked Eclipse script thing got me thinking.  As of yet, I haven't had the chance to read the script (the joys of working both a full and part-time job). I'm 99.9% positive I will read it.  I may or may not like it, but I have decided that is beside the point.

I am not allowing myself to be concerned with the actual script, because like many of you have said...it's a blue script.  Changes were very more than likely made and the movie I'm sure will be FANTASTIC.  Here is what has me concerned.

What about Jackson?  I started to think about hte possible repercussions there might be--right now, I'm sure Summit is not too happy with our Jacksper for leaving a copy of the script in a place where it could possibly be stolen/borrowed and leaked out to the general public.  This is why things are watermarked--if things get leaked, the author/production company know exactly who supposedly leaked what version of the script.  Prime example is with Stephenie Meyer and Midnight Sun--I don't know if it was watermarked or not, but she states she knows exactly who leaked it, because of the version that was posted.

We don't know what the particular situation was with the script being leaked--for all we know, his house or car got broken into, he lost a backpack or a suitcase with it in, or hell, he could have even been on a plane/in a cab/rental car or whatever and the copy fell out of his bag.  BUT I can't help but think...from what Summit tells us, the cast was not contracted for four movies--only three.  Rumor has it that they were in contractual negotiatons with Rob, Kristen and Taylor last month.  Because of this, do you think that they would be against recasting Jackson's role?  As much as we rag on his portrayal of Jasper, I guess I can't help but think that the Twilight Saga just wouldn't be the same without Jackson Rathbone.

And one other thing hit me when I was trying to fall asleep last night...is it possible that Summit themselves leaked the script in an attempt to gain back some media attention after the New Moon hype has started to settle down a little bit?  Maybe they are in it with Jackson all along...

And now I'm done, sorry it's so long.  Rangers, if you no likey, please remove (this is Twilight related enough, right?)

I just have to let everyone know and tell everyone to read

THE LOST BOYS      http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4869271/1/The_Lost_Boys

Its up to the last chapter and then an epi and this chapter was terrific.

I love pommy Edward!!!

Also The Training http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5394195/1/The_Training just updated and this chappy had no S E X !!!

~this post approved by wtdboc~

Im thinking tonight is a night for Bonespic spamming.

This post is for WTDBOC cause she is awesome like that. And for something else. She knows why.

So I'll start this post off with some of my favorite pics.

Let's show wtdboc how much we love her and spam as many pics as we can.

READY,SET,GO!!!!!!!!

So.... I'm awfully, awfully new. And I have no idea how the hell this site works.

I know errbody loves errbody, but do tell... what are the best things to do? The lamest?

How do I recommend fic? How do I find it?

Oh and HELLO.

I'm Thea, pweased to meet you.

Here's a song, for my first greetings. :)

Well hello there forest, I am all internetted up again since moving into my new apartment. I am so gleeful about it but apparently have missed about five pages of posts. You ladies sure were chatty.

Anyway, the point. I have lost a fic, I read it on Twilighted in the days before I finally jumped ship for fanfiction because fics updated sooner and were more complete. It has been haunting my brain lately and in sprite of my best efforts google and I have been defeated in our search so now I'm hoping someone here will know it so I can read it again and add it to "The Moster Favorites List of DOOM!" (no you can't steal my awesome favorites list name, I will find you and cut you if you do).

So the story. I think it's a single chapter, not more than two or three and the jist of the story is that Edward goes off hunting with the fam and leaves human Bella behind with Jasper and Emmett to look after her, I can't remember if he left her with babysitters because it was pre-Victoria bon fire or if it was just because he's a freak.

Anywhoodle. Emmett overhears Bella talking in her sleep about a trampoline, so he decides it would be good fun to go get one. Bella then proceeds to spend the whole day on the trampoline with Emmett and Jasper and ends up getting to know jasper really well and he helps her jump really high...and when I've typed it all out like this it sounds really stupid but it's not, it's actually pretty sweet.

That's sort of all I remember about it, I know the title had something to do with a General in reference to Jasper and a lower ranking officer title with the name sparrow attached to it. The idea being the jasper was the general and Bella was his little cadet sparrow or whatever.

Goodness this is long, no one ever accused me of being brief. Anyway, if you know of which fic I speak do tell. I would love to read it again and see if it's as sweet as I remember it. Thanks guys!

:D

 Okay, so I want to cry.

I'm kinda in an emo mood and I just want a short one-shot so I can let it out.

This is the weirdest rec I have ever asked for.

And that's counting for something.

So just something short, simple, sweet, and to the point of making someone cry.

Lovely, no?

xoxo