edited with bunnies

because we have the fluffiest of intentions toward our campers.

please do not post your email on a different forest.  keep it to PMs, y'all.  you never know what psychos are out there, lurking.  go away, edward.  no one's talking to you.

we're deleting posts containing e-mails as a service of sweetness to our campers, but if we miss some, we can't be held responsible. :(

You can pre-order these boys now. They won't be in stores until April.

Series 2 of NECA's Twilight Saga: New Moon action figure line is set to include:

A NEW sculpt for Edward
A sparkling variant of that figure
Shirtless Jacob
Jasper

Hey! If you're a fan of the Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare, come HERE at 9:00 EST TONIGHT!

Cassandra Clare will be participating in a chat on that site, and anyone can join in!

They are also doing a sweet giveaway which includes a signed City of Glass poster among other things.

So stop on by, and ask a question or two! 

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Yup, and guess who popped up in the "10 People You'd Never Heard of Before 2000"? That's right, our favourite sparkly vampire...

Follow the link...

http://www.empireonline.com/features/reviewofthedecade/10-people-youd-never-heard-of-before-2000/default.asp?id=16625

The rest of the lists are worth a look as well; there's some pretty funny stuff there!

I know that we cannot post the leaked script  for "that which shall not be named"

but...

for those who may or may not have read it, are we allowed to discuss, what we may or may not have read?

RANGER ETA:

Absolutely! Please discuss as much as you want! Just no links ;)

obnoxious ranger edit: and no emails, please.  keep your stuff to PMs.

Hey, I don't know if anyone else is having this issue.... but my ADF campfire page is ridiculously large. This is the only internet page that is like that, so I don't think its my internet settings. It's kind of like none of the content is word wrapped. 

help? Please??

Hello campers!

Yes-a certain script is out. Yes we have seen it. But we can't post it and neither can you. 'Kay?

THANK YOU

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DISCUSS WHAT WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE READ! JUST NO LINKS PLEASE!

i just found out someone i hold close to

my heart has never read harry potter.

it's making me reconsider our relaysh,

tbh.  and i don't mean jandco, because

she is my life now (and yes, she refuses

to read the HP).

in honor of their poor life decisions, let's talk about movies/books/tv shows you've never seen/read and are embarrassed about.  or not.

oh, i thought of some.  i've never seen blazing saddles or stripes.  mr. wtvoc threatened with divorce, but he's never seen clerks, so we're even.

I can only hear like the first two minutes of the S01E04 - Beep episode and nothing from the S01E03 episode, which is why I'd been bugging the hosts to tell me which episode featured ItzMegan. With my luck of course it'd be the ones not working fml

I read a Jasper/Bella fic once where Jasper and Bella were together behind everyone's backs. Bella still married Edward, but she loved Jasper. But the Cullens found out about them anyway after Edward and Bella got married. I think Edward and Bella were in the middle of sexy times and she said Jasper's name or something. And at the end the Volturi were up to something (I don't know) and the Cullen house caught on fire. And Jasper died and Bella killed herself too by jumping into the fire that burned Jasper or something. It was a Vamp story. Kind of bizarre, as you can probably tell.

I have no idea, this just came into my head and I can't remember what it's called and it's driving me insane. So I figured I'd ask here and see if anyone knows what I'm talking about. 

ETA: I found it, links are inside, if anyone's curious

 ok soo.....

i'm totally going to be shameless and pimp myself out here. 

my one shot The Applicant won 1st place in the public poll for the Out of this World contest. 

and it was tby789's choice

i'm a little overexcited about this but eh..oh well. 

Okay so here goes...this is my first campfire.  I hope everyone is having a good day! I myself am at work...blah...& hoping for some snow...we have a slight chance tomorrow! Anyway I was wondering if any of you are like me, I am the only one out of all my friends that is Twilight obsessed.  None of my friends have even read the books, they like the movies but that's as far as it goes.  Also they think I'm slightly crazy for being so obsessed, and they don't even know about my new love for fanfic...like wow!! I'm just so thankful I have all of you to share the fandom with...I don't know what I'd do without ADF. So is there anyone else out there that has to constantly explain why they love all things Twilight to people that have no idea what your talking about, hopefully I'm not the only one!! I would like to thank all of you for being my fandom friends...I <3 you for that!!

I can only link it but come back and discuss! I loved it-so excited for this movie!!

cinemablend.com/new/Harry-Potter-And-The-Deathly-Hallows-Teaser-With-High-Res-Screencaps-16372.htmlembed_code_lightbox/index/39/single/110535/ci015/10/410/306/1/false/source/http:cinemablend.comnewHarry-Potter-And-The-Deathly-Hallows-Teaser-With-High-Res-Screencaps-16372.html

Here are some new pictures that were also released today:

ROB-Candy, that is!

I'm having somewhat of a crappy morning.  I have this one client who I HATE with such a firey passion, it makes me sick.  Just the thought of this woman seriously just brings me down and sucks all life, energy, and creativity out of me.  Never in my life have I had to deal with someone who is so incredibly NEGATIVE and just plain UGLY on the inside, and it pisses me off that I even let her get to me, she is soooo insignificant! 

I need to change my frequency....I need to purge myself of her ugliness... STAT!

I need some pretty!

Hit me with your best....

i wanna lick that bicep, js

he's so pretty i could cry!

guhhh

  omg

I'm beginning to feel a little bit better...

What about you campers... how is your day going?!?!?

If you're just starting to read a completed story, do you review each chapter as you read or just leave one review for the last chapter? I want to give credit where credit is due but I wonder if it's a bit dorky if on the review page of a 25+ chapter fic, there are 25+ consecutive reviews left by the same person. And what about fics that aren't complete but are already quite a few chapters into the story?

So I’m reading The Cocky and The Cougar this morning (great story, you should check it out) and I can’t get something out of my head.

In this story Edward moves to CA, meets, dates and does a lot more fun things with an older (and barren) Bella and then finds out his former regular hook-up (she thinks she was his girlfriend) from Chi town is pregnant.  Now we all know, admit it, we want Edward to work things out with Bella and dump the pregnant floozy while also managing to become the best Dad possible.  I know that’s what I want and I’M APPALLED AT MYSELF.

So, what would you think of a story that goes like this (any similarity between this and any real life story is unintended and probably inaccurate).  Bella, a midland actress dates Super Bowl winning QB NBA championship point guard Edward for over four years.  Things have been rocky lately.  He meets supermodel Heidi and decides he needs to move on.  He breaks up with Bella and the following week starts a whirlwind relationship with Heidi.  A few weeks later Bella tells Edward she’s pregnant.  He doesn’t leave Heidi (his girlfriend of less than a month) and try to work with out with Bella.  He doesn’t spend time with her during her pregnancy and when she delivers, he shows up with his parent to protect him from any mind games where she tries to make him get back together with her.  He marries Heidi, occasionally sees his son, and that’s that.  In this case, I also want Bella and Edward to work things out and I feel GOOD about wanting this, even if it never happens.

My point…..what things in fandom do you find yourself wanting to happen that in real life, you would want things to work out differently.  It’s okay; you can tell me….its cathartic.

 Ok I've been a lurker for awhile, and this is my very first post. Yay me! Ok on to the point. I love comedy. I have a great sense of humor and I love to laugh. I'm looking for some good funny stories. I'm already reading these:

Bright Like The Sun by Dryler http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4812429/1/

Eddie's Little Secret by jajo http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5242875/1/

Edward Wallbanger by feathersmmmm http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5072648/1/

High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5222490/1/ This one is a little angsty but the humor is still great.

Living Our Happily Ever After by alphadork  http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5212839/1/

The Daily Grind by letmesign http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5037150/1/

The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5383757/1/

The stories don't have to be smutty, but I do like a good laugh. So if you know of any fics that have flown under the radar that are really funny, let me know. 

Thank You!

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Is anyone watching this worthless piece of crap? I have to admit that I am. I want to turn it off but I can't. They are repulsive but yet here I am glued to the screen.

They have to be playing it up for the cameras. No one is this stupid/clueless or over the top. Right?

Please discuss. This is as bad as it gets.

Um, I was wondering if any of you know of any stories that are a little more.. adult? Ya know, NC-17? lol. Like some lovin between Bella and Edward? Haha.. wow I sound like a perv. I want sex, drama, love, I want it all.. what do you go for me? Give me your best shot, FIRE AWAY!

*Hides under rock*

~Nielle