man, i love this show.  i watched the new pam/eric clip like a jillion times.

discuss how stoked you are for this. 

alternately, try and give me a valid excuse in this day and age of easily accessible via illegal downloading internet browsing that you haven't watched it yet.

and "anna paquin bugs the crap out of me" is not a valid excuse as the eric factor renders your argument invalid.

Apparently, our little KStew is number 6 on FHM's 'Sexiest Women in the World 2010' list. Howboutit?

www.examiner.com/x-23294-Kristen-Stewart-Examiner~y2010m4d28-Kristen-Stewart-named-one-of-FHMs-Sexiest-Women-in-the-World-2010 

Okay- Show me your hot KStew pics!

(This post is dedicated to littlesecret84) 

 So I heard a rumor on the ol' Twatter today.. 

that the dimpled god of whom I tend to get distracted  drool over   has his own Twitter account

(I may have started following when he only had 690 or something followers.. yeh I'm lame)

I checked with KellanLutzOnline (my one stop shop for all news Klutz wise) and they have checked with his brother and it IS apparently him.

Not exactly total  confirmation but ...until he does a PFach and gets his account verified, thats all we have.

And to make this INTERACTIVE 

Which star/B lister/ Strange food are you following on the Twitter? 

I WAS following Nutella for Nutella day. There, now you all know my secret ;o)

Im in collage and writing an essay about the difference between flat and round fish :|

Please give me some GOOD music... think happy tunes :)

Oh yeah and i also have a question for Jandco or Wtvoc if either of them are around.

You know in scotch, does Emmett like Warren G? i've wanted to know that for ages... i think he would jsyk.

If this isn't aloud delete it, im feeling to lazy to ask atm.

Tor's campire about Rob's earlier job ( who didn't giggle at that?) reminded me that before they were twilight stars they had other gigs.

Who can forget Jackson was in Disney 411? or his mastercard commercial?

Or that peter facinelli was in a teen chick flick called can't hardly wait

Or Kellan Lutz in stick it?

Find me some earlier works from our twlight stars or tell me how much you think they have changed since the twlight mania started.

Not really, but I was looking through my frands list on LJ, and I saw these.

and lol'd.

he looks like a frond in this picture, or something from Lord of the Rings. I can't decide.

it's the foot! in some haircut magazine.

you've been warned.

HELP!

Ok, So for 50%! Of my final grade in my prison studies class I have to write a creative piece. I am writing about a rape victim who later kills her rapist and it sent to prison. It’s crazy depressing and I am trying to find music to get myself into the mindset. I know this isn’t very twi related, BUT I have been listening to Rob on repeat (Never Think). I was wondering if any of you lovely campers have any advice for depressing music? Or anything else that makes you go all emo. I even tried to read downer one shots.

Love you all! Help me survive (and write 10-20 pages).

Also, this paper is coming out kinda fic-ey does that ever happen to any of you? I have to go back and make sure my characters aren't twi named!  

For your time: 

ps. Sorry if this is not ranger approved, delete if you will... I am just desperate!

I've looked but I can't find one.   Is there a search feature in the Forest?    There have been several Harry Potter posts and I lost my bookmarks of them.   I'm getting into HP stories big time and I was hoping to find the rec posts.

Thanks!!!!

Hola chicos!

I have a quick question . . . does anyone know how to make it so that if you have a banner you can add the link to your story to it? Like if you made the banner with paint but want to make it so that it can link to your story . . . I'm so lost at this point.

Thanks for you time, rangers feel free to delete if this isn't appropriate.

OMG OMG U GUISE!!!!! I JUST SAW A RUMOUR SAYING THEY WANT TO MAKE BREAKING DAWN IN 3D

Now of course I know it's probably bullshit, because  Breaking Dawn would never have the budget for that.

BUT JUST IMAGINE HOW AWESOME IT WOULD BE. THE GLORIOUSLY B-MOVIE GORE-FEST OF BREAKING DAWN IN 3D.

UTERUS MUNCHING AND PEDOPHILIC IMPRINTING IN THREE DIMENSIONS!!!

I just feel very, very sorry for the poor actors who will have to do this

P.S. I googled images for Breaking Dawn and holy shit there were some hilarious manips. This whole thing is making me want to read the book

excuse you, you forgot a gif:

Being a firm believer in subtitles, I can't imagine watching a dubbed film, but I do have a thing for watching trailers in dubbed versions. They sometimes just sound so off!

The first "Eclipse" trailer in Spanish is hilarious to me. It's like they didn't even try...

Edward sounds thirty or forty, right? Bella, too. Yeah, that'll work. And how 'bout Jacob's wimpy voice?

Italian Edward...sounds hot (to me), but Jane cracks me the fuck up.

Got any dubbed trailers (or otherwise) that you've found humorous?

This was my reaction when I heard that Breaking Dawn was to start filming in October

Robert-just say NO. Run far far away to a worthy Hollywood project. You are hotter than hot right now. You don't need this embarrassment.

So campers-help us out. Give us your best ideas on how can we can make it clear that we would support Robert fully if he flounced Breaking Dawn. We would throw him the biggest flounce party he has ever seen.

EDIT-Go ahead and make the monstrosity-I just want someone other than Robert to have to rip Bella's uterus apart. 

Okay. I have a couple stories I've been writing and I want to upload them here. But I have no idea how! Also, I needs some inspiration. (IF) I post my stories I will need some muses out there :)

EXPECTATIONS AND OTHER MOVING PIECES www.fanfiction.net/s/5440859/31/  just updated!!!!

AND GET some FREE politically correct lightbulbs HERE:  energyefficientnow.com/tfli_signup.asp

My original twitter got deleted by my insane cousin so I lost a bunch of people who I was following. And there's lots of new campers around.

So let me stalk follow you on twitter y/y?

I am @laserenade It's protected, but only to keep nosy RL people out. (don't click on my links, though. I can't guarantee you won't need a brain bleach)

If you're not following already, ADF is @differentforest

What's yours? 

 Check it out...someone is at the plagiarism game again and not even changing the names of the titles!

If you are in contact with any of these authors, please give them the heads up!

www.fictionpress.com/u/693668/em_penelope

I just discovered the traffic tracker tab thing on fanfiction. I have to admit I was a little surprised, more people have looked at it than I thought they might but, so far no reviews. Ah well its my first story. 

So here are my questions to you all.

Do you look at how much traffic your story is getting?

Have you ever thought about nor finishing a story because no one has reviewed?

 (This needs to approved, I know. But women in a rage can't really be contained.)

OKAY. I know, we all make our Edward/Emmett/Jasper/Carlisle's the best they can be. Sometimes they even break an impossible, binding characteristic and turn into the sweetest boy in the world. The Edward in Fourteen stopped making fun of an overweight Bella long enough to realize she was a good person. The Edward in Master of the Universe gave up an essential part of his lifestyle for Bella. 

Yes, I get it, guys can be amazing, and I see it every day. My dad, although grouchy/old-fashioned/socially retarded, is an amazing man, and I can see why my mom loves him. My guy friends are great guys, and even though they're still too immature to be with a girl right now, when they're finally ready for that, the girls they date are going to be so lucky.

There are, however, assholes out there. Assholes that hide behind nice little masks.

I'm going to give you a situation, and you're going to tell me how you'd react. Be honest, please, 'cause I'm freaking out, and I'm not even a main character.

So, you're gone to Mexico for two weeks, having a nice little vacay. When you get home, you hear rumours about your boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend, that they were flirting, holding hands, etc. You and your boyfriend talk about it. He tells you that he was talking to his ex, and he was really drunk and honestly doesn't remember doing any flirting or holding hands. You're happy he told you the truth.

Then, three weeks later, you find out from the ex-girlfriend's sisters that your boyfriend allegdly slept with his ex. Apparently, after going to the same party as his ex, he decided it'd be totally cool to take her home and "catch up" with her, and apparently ended up having sex at six o'clock in the morning.

You ask your boyfriend about it. He denies it. He denies it to everyone, including one of your best friends (that would be moi.) And most people believe him. 99% of the people involved in all these shenanigans believe him. So what the hell? Why not believe him?

Turns out he did cheat on you. And it's been a month since it happened, and he's been lying, not only to you but, to everyone about it.

I hate drama, really I do. But, when I see someone getting blamed for something I don't think is true, I stick up for them through and through. I've been sticking up for boyfriend since the beginning. And now I feel like a complete and total bitch/asshole.

My best friend's falling apart at the seams, and I need your guys' help. I have zero experience with this shit. Help?

TWILIGHT fans, get ready to sink your teeth into this -- Breaking Dawn, the last chapter in the movie saga, will start filming in October.

Christian Serratos, who plays Angela in the hit franchise, let that slip while in Melbourne yesterday.

Until now there has been no confirmation if the last instalment of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling book series would be filmed.

It is thought the 754-page novel might be split into two feature films along the same lines as Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, with hopes New Moon director Chris Weitz will return to the helm.

While Serratos's Eclipse co-stars Gil Birmingham, Daniel Cudmore and Booboo Stewart remained coy about the film's start date, the actor and sometime model accidentally let the cat out of the bag.

"No word is out yet," Stewart said, to which Serratos quickly replied "No, October."

Birmingham, who plays Taylor Lautner's father Jacob Black, quickly tried to cover up the blunder.

"We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you - like we will Christian," he said.

My thoughts: