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Master of the Universe teaser

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 1:12 PM

WHERE THE HELL IS WOLVESNVAMPS??

OH-it's Sunday. That means NY Giants football. Well she has a treat when she gets back-look....A Master of the Universe teaser!!! We should all tell the author how much little wolvesnvamps loves her story so she will start putting the teasers here too!

Master of the Universe
Chapter Forty Five - Teaser


I glance nervously round the bar. I cannot see him.
“Bella, what is it?”
“It’s Edward, he’s here.”
“Really?” She glances round the bar too. I have neglected to mention his stalker tendencies to my Mom.
And then I see him. As he makes his way towards us my heart leaps… beginning a juddering thumping beat. He’s really here - for me… My inner goddess leaps up from her chaise longue in anticipation… Moving smoothly through the crowd, his copper hair glinting under the recessed halogens, bright green eyes shining with… anger? Tension? His mouth is set in a grim line, jaw tense… oh holy shit… no. I am so mad at him right now, and here he is… how can I be angry with him in front of my mother?
He arrives at our table, gazing at me warily. He’s dressed in customary white linen shirt and jeans.
“Hi,” I squeak, unable to hide my shock and awe at seeing him here in the flesh.
“Hi,” he replies and leaning down he kisses my cheek very quickly, taking me by surprise.
“Edward, this is my mother, Renee.” My ingrained manners take over… he turns to greet my Mom.
“Mrs Dwyer, I am delighted to meet you.” How does he know her name? He gives her the heart-stopping Edward Cullen patented full-blown-no-prisoners-taken smile. She doesn’t have a hope. My mother’s lower jaw practically hits the table. Jeez, get a grip Mom. She takes his proffered hand and they shake. My mother hasn’t replied… Oh, complete dumbfounded speechlessness is genetic – I had no idea.
“Edward,” she manages finally, breathlessly. He smiles knowingly at her, his green eyes twinkling. I narrow my eyes at them both.
“What are you doing here?” My question sounds more brittle than I mean and his smile disappears, his expression now guarded. I am thrilled to see him, but completely thrown off balance, my anger simmering through my veins. And I’m anxious about the email I just sent him. I don’t know if I want to stand up and shout at him or throw myself into his arms – but I don’t think he’d like either – and I want to know how long has he been watching us…

 
teamjoe

Hey. Tempt me.

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 11:58 AM

This happened--

Jess:  Joe, see New Moon.

Joe:  hahahahahahahhaahahahahaaaa

Jess: Seriously.

Joe: No.  and hell no, too.

Jess:  Why?

Joe:  Why would I?

Jess: If i can give you 100 reasons why, will you?

Joe:  Ok.

There it is.  I come here to you professionals looking for 100 reasons why i should see New Moon.  And in return, if i get the reasons and go see it, Jess will tape my take on the movie and display my shame and horror for you to all laugh at.

Go!

istandcorrected

Vamp Bella, Human Edward

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 11:42 AM

Bella as a Vamp

 

Can anyone rec me any fics with Bella starting as the vampire and Edward starting as the human? I'm already enjoying Redshift, Blueshift, Daybreak, Random Angels, and Past and Present but I seem addicticted to this premise lately.

Thanks Ladies : )

 

emibella

Robert's BBC Radio Interview

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 9:23 AM

Sit back and enjoy 11+ Minutes of Robert:

 

hawatcha

Our New Moon Experience...

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 7:03 AM

Sorry this is a tad late, but allow me to share a few pictures from the midnight showing of New Moon that the lovely bratty_vamp and I had the chance to experience!!

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Our AWESOME T Shirts

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My sister Becky dressed up as a confused Harry Potter fan

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The line at about 9pm

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These ladies were so nice....

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....I'm glad they didn't bust us out for our excessive drinking!

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The line out in the lobby

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More dressed up fans

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Playing ScROBble before the show...how many appropriate words can you spot?

Serendipitous

*ahem*

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 6:53 AM

New Moon Shreds Movie Records!

 

(Sorry about the link, I don't know how to do the fancy-schmancy thing where you type a new line over it.)

RANGER EDIT: Fixed up your link so it's nice and pretty!  Thank you!

 

Note this line in particular:  "New Moon has also shown that when the female audience supports a film, it can absolutely dominate box office."  Damn straight.  

 

La Strana Musica

Nikki Reed Has Done It Once Again

Sunday November 22, 2009 at 5:16 AM

Nikki Reed Has Done It Once Again

Can we have a round of applause for Nikki Reed and her fantastic portrayal as Rosalie Hale?

Ever since they cast Nikki Reed as Rosalie Hale, I believed it was the best choice for the character. Nikki Reed is one of the few choices I approved of when they casted for the films :)

She is absoloutly stunning, and a fantastic actress. She is never caught looking bad for the press, and is always smiling.

And yet she still managed to carry off Rosalie and her icy persona.

I liked her in Twilight, loved her in New Moon.

Nikki, you have done it once again.

Well done ;)

Lets show our appreaciation.

 

 

DELETED USER

Ugh the dreaded cliche

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 11:29 PM

Awful awful cliches.

 

Yes they're everywhere in Twific. The front runners for the most overused (and frankly heinous) ones are "Popping the P" and "sitting indian style"

IDK but that to me sounds like a kinky sex move from the Kama Sutra ala missionary. kwim?

After trawling through many a happy ever after I've decided on the bane of my existence. The dreaded, the one and only

 

 

Making Love.

 

Yes, I said it. That shit is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

 

So tell us, what's your most overused line in fan fic?

Holy Crow anyone?

 

 

 

Ecownsme

WTF?

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 10:49 PM

 I don't really know if anyone has posted this yet. But ECownsme is stewing...

Edward's fight scene with the Volturi guard is disturbing me to no end.  Shouldn't Edward be able to dodge his attacks because he can read his mind?  Why was he beaten to submission??? Tell me please... 

I just got home from watching the movie for the second time and I have tickets again to see it tomorrow.  New Moon completely blew me away and I was not expecting too much from it.  But it was so freaking fantasmic. May it be Edward & Bella's intense kissing or Jacob's abs.  

~sigh~

fabulous

MOVIN' ON UP!

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 10:19 PM

CHECK THIS OUT...

24 Neutral A Different Forest - Stats

A Different ForestA different place for vampires, wolves, and humans to celebrate the good, the bad, and the utterly ridiculous aspects of the Twilight universe. 
Category: Twilight Fansite
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Unique 0 559.8
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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS GUYS....

THIS IS OUR CURRENT RANKING OVER AT "TOP TWILIGHT WEBSITES!"

IN THE WAKE OF ALL THE NEW MOON MADNESS WE DON'T WANT TO FORGET HOW WE GOT THERE!

TO ALL THE CAMPERS FROM ALL THE RANGERS...WE COULDN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU!  

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR FABULOUS POSTS, COMMENTS AND GENERAL AWESOMENESS!  

 

YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY MADE OF AWESOME!  THANK YOU GUYS!  WE TRULY ARE THE HOTTEST TWI-SITE OUT THERE! THANKS FOR MAKING OUR LITTLE CORNER OF THE INTERNET FABULOUS!

 

daisysweetheart

Have you heard the good news...

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 9:54 PM

On Thursday night, I dragged my sister to the midnight showing of New Moon against her will and as it turns out, she loved it! So now, every few hours or so, she calls or texts with a question about one of the books and her BF tells me she's been reading my copies. She has come to the dark side whether it was for the cookies or the the thought of Edward shirtless, I dont know. But I love that I have converted one of my family members over to our Twi-verse. I can't wait 'til she's seasoned enough for me to introduce her to fanfiction...

So my questions to all you campers is: Have you converted any non-Twilighters over since New Moon?                               

russianred

gimme gimme gimme more, gimme gimme gimme less.

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 9:38 PM

LET US DISCUSS...

what would you like to see more and less of in twilight fanfiction?

 

wolvesnvamps

We are drunk

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 9:38 PM

`hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

it's jennday and im drunk at wolvesnvamps' house with tor. AND OMG BOO IS HERE. OMGOMG. WE ARE DRINKING REALLY EXPENSIVE CHAMPAGNE.

 

what are you people doing?

 

omg wolvesnvamps is being mean to jennyfly and i said she can't becausei love jenny.

 

okay bye.

ahola

Poughkeepsie

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 8:21 PM

Does anyone know if she's putting it back up?

something about unauthorized translations...

Serendipitous

A not completely negative "New Moon" review

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 7:37 PM

 

From an Oregon Web site:

http://www.oregonlive.com/movies/index.ssf/2009/11/review_new_moon_better_than_tw.html

A good read, especially because it's funny.

I especially enjoyed his comments about being on set during the filming of "Twilight."  The bit about how much the script was rewritten, often at the last minute, confirms what I've always suspected, because so many of the scenes and dialogue were so choppy.

 

 

 

 

DELETED USER

My NM Experience

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 6:28 PM

 so...i went a little crazy making some vids from the midnight release. most of them were on my cell and since my cell sucks and won't connect to my computer, yet again, i'm not able to load the good vids with the little interviews i did of random people.

but i figured i would share these ones that were recorded on my wifey's finance's camera. 

there were no crazies at my theater. in fact most people were kind of asshole-ish about being recorded and such. no one was in costume. 

warning : there is profanity in the vids. i'm slightly obnoxious. i was strung out on large mocha swirl iced lattes from dunkin donuts. i was also a little over excited because this was the first time i was out of the house w/o the kids since july. (yea i have no life. lol) i also didn't really know how to work chad's camera so i held it a little too close to my face and you can hear me breathing. (wow i'm really making you want to watch these, right?) and in one of them i signed up for the little hot topic discount card because the HT employees looked really bored. lol. 

anyways...enjoy. i'll post my pics in the comments. 

Doodlecake

GAME TIME.

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 5:58 PM

I am bored and since I listen to my ipod A LOT I associate a lot of songs with fics (only if they fit) because of the lyrics.

So, let's play a game.

Someone posts a song and you reply saying what fic you think it *suits*.

I'll put mine in a comment.

mz.mimi

With New Moon out of the way, lets talk Eclipse

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 5:45 PM

Here is the 1st promo poster, btw

 

What are you most looking forward to in Eclipse?

What scenes are a must?

 

I cannot wait to see the newborn fight scene. With the director from "30 Days of Nights" on board for this one, that fight should be intense.

Oh and what a post without eye candy...read what he wrote on the autograph

it says " You are welcome to my den of sin." *sigh*

The Mominator

You might have heard me mention....

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 5:20 PM

ANEK, a band from italy that submitted a track for consideration of the NM soundtrack. Obviously it didn't make the cut.  However they have just released the music video for the song "Bella."  They were inspired to write it after reading New Moon.

I think it's pretty cool.

What do you think?

born2dance94

NM breaks box office record for day earnings

Saturday November 21, 2009 at 5:12 PM

I found this article on Yahoo:

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/usmovies.thehollywoodreporter.com/new-moon-breaks-boxoffice-record

Here it is:

Summit Entertainment’s vampire-romance sequel “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” rung up a record $72.7 million in opening-day boxoffice on Friday, easily topping domestic rankings.

That bested a previous single-day boxoffice mark of $67.2 million, set by Warner Bros.’ Batman sequel “
The Dark Knight” in July 2008.The first-day tally for “New Moon” included $26.3 million in boxoffice from a total 3,514 performances at12:01 a.m. Friday, which set a record for witching-hour coin.

Consensus pre-release forecasts put the likely first-weekend tally for “New Moon” at $85 million-plus. Not even a meteoric burnout on Saturday and Sunday would keep the largely female-fueled film from soaring well past those projections.

“Dark Knight” holds the record for the biggest opening ever, at $158.4 million. Whether “New Moon” – which is playing in more than 4,024 locations this weekend – will hold up well enough in its second and third days of release to approach that record is virtually unknowable, as the sequel is traveling into uncharted territory for the franchise.

The original “Twilight” – released a year ago this weekend – collected $36 million in its first day of release and $69.6 million in its first weekend. And that was considered a major over-performance at the time.

Elsewhere in the daily rankings, Warners’ Sandra Bullock-toplined drama “The Blind Side” debuted with $10.8 million, good for second place on the day. That’s a terrific start for the feel-good pigskin pic, which some thought would get blind-sided by “New Moon” and fail to rise above teen millions on the weekend.

Sony’s animated feature “Planet 51” landed in fifth place with a soft $3.2 million in first-day boxoffice. But the PG-rated pic should find a more lucrative orbit once Saturday and Sunday matinees kick in.

Sony’s scifi actioner “2012” -- which topped domestic rankings a week earlier – was third among all Friday grosses with $8.1 million. That gives the Roland Emmerich pic an $89.8 million cume through its first eight days in the marketplace.

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