Don't let the title fool you, I'm not looking for my own personal submissive (well unless RPatz/ECullen are available) but I am looking for ff with Edward being the submissive.  Read plenty of dominate Edward, which I LOVE, but I stumbled upon a one shot, I think it was by DefinetlyStaying (please no flames if that's the wrong author, I read too many ff to keep them straight this late at night) about Edward going to an island as a submissive & now I'm hooked.  Would love to read more of this type of ff if they're out there....would prefer them to be cannon pairing (Edward/Bella) but I'll take what I can get.

Oh, did I mention this was my first campfire?  Yeah, that's right I was campfire virgin until tonight...thanks for being so gentle....

 Yes, it's another BONES CAMPFIRE.

I feel sorry for those of you that aren't boners. Not just because you're missing a fantastic show but also b/c you're probably sick of all this Bones stuff. But we were all tweeting about it. SO FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE BONERS:

1. Favorite episode?

2. Favorite quote?

3. Do you think that UST between Booth and Bones should be resolved? Or no?

Me and Struckuponastar both really liked that first Gravedigger episode. What's not to love about Booth running in slow mo to save Bones?

I also loved the Circus episode (maybe b/c I have a carny fetish) and the one where they solved the Gormogon case. Oh yeah and I just watched the episode in which Booth loses his shooting mojo. Which was a good episode. But mostly becasuse DB wore a vest. God I love a man in a vest. And DB does it well.

I think the quotes are the most fantastic part of this show. I can't pick. I'll just post this one:

Sam: She must be really good in bed, otherwise I don't see why you'd keep her around.
Brennan: Yes, I am. But Booth would have no direct knowledge of that fact.

And I do not think the sexual tension should be resolved because then why would I watch?

Also, feel free to discuss how adorable Sweets is. Or show Brennan some love. Cause she doesn't get enough.  Or talk about how they are being REALLY heavyhanded with the 'let's not hate muslims' diversity lessons lately. i feel like they used to be more subtle with that stuff. but they are kind of making me feel condescended to lately. idk idk. discuss amongst yourselves.

(omg my pic of booth slo mo running is not working if someone wants to tweet another one at me. ive spent too much time googling these images tonight.)

She spends every waking hour reading the short stories based on Twilight, that really have nothing to do with Twilight.  Having sex doesn't seem to interest her as much since these fics have taken control of her life.

What can I do?

what were/are you obsessed with as a teenager?

So, I'm reading a fic and truly, this is the worst Bella I've ever read.  I mean, not a redeeming quality about the girl. 

And it got me to thinking about how there are damn few Bellas that I actually...like.  I mean, that I would actually want to hang with, be friends with.  Edwards?  hell yes.  Emmetts?  A lot of them.  Jaspers?  unf unf unf!  But Bella?  Just no.  Most are whiney and martyrs and well, why is it, that in a fandom made up of mostly women, none of us seem to write a Bella that we actually want to be frands with?

So my mission for you, campers, should you choose to accept it, is this:

Show me your Bella.  Link me the fic that has the Bella you want to hang out with, and not just to get closer to the boys (pervy women) but because she's actually a down ass g.  (yah, I went there.)

I want to name this, 'WHAT IS YOUR FACE DOING?' But I figured I'd do that another time.

ANYWAYS!

SO, as you can tell by the campfire name, I want to know.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I am staring at a document urging the words to come. .....twss.

They're not coming, btw.

So, answer the question and I'll....well, you should just get the satisfaction. XD

Oh, here edit this masterpiece in :

Yes another Airbender post. Sue me. lol. BUT OMG. Both me and Ranger Emibella agree that the bending looks pretty good.

If anyone knows of any good, completed fics with Sportsward please tell me I'm dying for some Sportsward!! Please include the link.

So am I the only one that did not know that Rob is credited as executive producer on the film Remember me.  As much as I read all over the place I can't believe I did not know this!!! What else do I not know about him???!

my favorite

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WHO'S EXCITED?

Given the earlier post, plus the rabid amount of Jackson fans here, I thought you guys would like to see these:

SOMETIMES I GOOGLE JUST FOR THE LAUGHS.

Discuss the hilarity of "press" covereage of the poor saps who signed on for parts in this low-budget movie based on a book no-one had ever heard of that then exploded into the behemouth we can't stop talking about.

 @delaneyg84 said:

Okay. Many of you have been asking me about Ted's weird tweets today. First off Rob and Kris are fine and better than ever. Ted may know, however, about the Details shoot. I have known about this for a while, but didn't want to say anything before now. I haven't seen the pics, but have heard enough to see this as a "poential" PR nightmare for Rob and reflect negatively on him. Again I say "potential" because we haven't seen pics yet. Hearing directly Rob was not fully aware about direction, happy at all about doing the shoot and informed the magazine of this. The magazine didn't conduct any inappropriate behaviour at all. This just was not his idea, though... to do a shoot of this nature. He desperately needs a publicist STAT IMHO. Remember...a photo shoot is just that, a photo shoot. Kris was fully aware of what went down and it didn't affect their relationship in any way. Hopefully it was tastefully done and my concern for how this might make him look and the possible backlash, will be one of over-reaction. I really hope this doesn't get ugly for Rob. Thought I would prepare you because I won't be around much tomorrow if this does come out.

No this isn't the Vogue shoot with Emilie, which should be great. I am hearing naked models specifically.
24 minutes ago from web

absolutely, but you know how the tabs and fanbase can get RT TXdina84 @ I would hate for it to bring negative light on Rob though..
20 minutes ago from web

@cynhammfan9 Yes, but this is a mens mag and Rob needs to increase his "dude" street cred..just a lot better ways to go about doing it
10 minutes ago from web

ding ding! RT @cynhammfan9 Oh, lol didn't know this was a mens mag....well then duh...naked girls are always a must...people can't be mad
4 minutes ago from web

maybe it's a rumor.  i dunno.  at any rate, what are your thoughts? 

Is he too much of a teen sensation to be posing with naked chicks?

Will this cement the leap into a more adult status?

will you buy it and drown in fantasy?

GOOD MORNING CAMPERS!

I'm not much of a morning person myself, but I wanna know:

WHAT GETS YOU GOING IN THE MORNINGS??

Is it massive amounts of coffee?

Or how about a nice, hot shower?

Maybe a good breakfast?

I've begun my love affair with this guy right here:

SO TELL ME CAMPERS.... WHAT STARTS YOUR MORNING OFF RIGHT??

Oh hai.

I'm "back". I bet you didn't miss me, I heard you groan.

I have some questions:

I even numbered them, see?

1. What gets you in the "zone" to write (or read, if you need to get yourself pumped to read)?

I need to be tired and bored.

2. Why is my keyboard being a dick?

idek

3. Multi-chapter  WIP fics or oneshots, which do you prefer?

oneshots are magical and wonderful and all things good.

4. Why can't I find any warm clothes?

brb shopping

5. Who is your ~Geekward?

mine: unf unf sexy Richard Ayoade.

Rangers can delete. I don't really care.

Yes the Avatar:Last Airbender fangirl is back with more Last Airbender news.

A water element themed poster was released today which features  Sokka, a warrior from the Southern Water Tribe and his sister Katara, one of the last Waterbenders of the Southern Water Tribe.  Also the full length trailer will be released next Friday, Feb. 12th.

This totally made my day besides the fabulous feedback I've been getting on my O/S and the meds my doctors gave me.

I read this o/s a looooong time ago. Hoping someone knows the name of it.

It's a school day and you think that this is all from ExB POV because they go into the biology room.. start getting it on, on the lab table.. the male says "Bella", the female says "Edward"...

and....

then it's revealed that it was Jessica and  Mike! ::gasp!!:: Mike's imagining being with Bella and Jessica is imagining being with Edward.

Anyone??

KStew at LA County Court

A zookeeper restrains a pelican after it attacked TODAY weatherman Steve Jacobs. (Nine Network)

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WOULD EDWARD EAT THIS PELICAN?

OMG SORRY I CAN'T STOP LOLING.