Of Rob's pale-ass legs. This is how I know we're soulmates. We are the same shade of dead-fish white.

Rob plopped in front of the computer, catching up on the latest episode of 'Trainwreck'. He is Team Joe, all the way, but preferred the beard.

Dear Rob, don't drop the soap. Luv, C75

Dear WTVOC, I luv you. Your freyond, C75

I just blew Tor's mind by telling her this guy:

went on to be this guy:

NOW WE ARE DISCUSSING HOW CITY HIGH ARE THE FUGEES PART TWO BECAUSE CLAUDETTE ORITZ LEFT BOBBY FOR RYAN AND IT RUINED THE BAND.

When I learned what The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill was actually about my mind SHE WAS BLOWN.

What has blown your mind lately campers?

 Because there are a few of us in a previous post that are still STILL gushing all over 

FATE OF GABRIEL's  - THE ELITE

we figured why not open it up to the WHOLE ADF world..

so.. have you read it? if not why not..because you'll FALL in love

and its complete.. and it has outtakes..

Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?

oh how i loved this fic.. STILL love this fic. We had so SO much fun over on her Forum back in the day.. 

we even had badges..

As many of you know, the musicians St. Vincent and Editors are both on the New Moon Soundtrack. Both are coming to Denver on February 13th. Which show should I go to?

Also, what concerts are you attending in your own town?

Hello campers out there... this is my first campfire and I'm a little nervous... I have a question for authors...

I've been wondering, after reading too much fanfiction, why is that when Edward, Jasper or Emmet describe their girl's clothes, they usually do it with so much detail...

For instance... Bella was wearing a lovely blue chiffon blouse, with peep toe pumps, blah, blah, blah... and I've seen this in a lot of fics...

Men don't pay attention to clothes! Well, they do like to see their women wearing nice things, but they would usually describe them as "nice blue shit, it looked hot on her..."

Authors out there... Do you do this consciously or it's just comes naturally and never thought about it?

To thank you for your atention here's some Robporn

Oh, God, I love this picture!

 this was a conversation i had with the lovely anythingzombie about ADF being hacked (this may only be funny to us)

OH and this was approved by pixevamp!

me: adf went back up and crashed again

  lmao. damn that chuck norris

  he got them good

 anythingzombie: He did!

9:08 PM me: we should kidnap Joe

  for like...his safety..and stuff...

 anythingzombie: Yeah...and we should like, tie him up and stuff...for more safety.

9:09 PM me: yes

  naked. cuz clothes can be dangerous

 anythingzombie: Yes.

 me: yes

 anythingzombie: :D

9:10 PM me: :)

  whip cream is safe

 anythingzombie: So are bed's and us also not wearing clothes.

 me: yes. that's all very safe. Chuck will never find him there

9:11 PM anythingzombie: Nope.

 

 

SEE THE KIND OF CONVERSATIONS WE ARE REDUCED TO WHEN ADF IS DOWN?!?!?

 

what crazy things were you reduced to?!?

We really need to get a 12-step program going on here.

I am unable to access ADF at work, because it- and actually all- Twilight sites are blocked. My private email is only accessible about half the time. I hate being stuck in traffic knowing there's plenty o' fanfic updates waiting in my inbox that I can't read right away. It makes me sad to think about how I won't have internet access for 8 whole days and nights when I go on vacay in October.

I went to the mall tonight to get my daughter some new jeans.

I walked out with this:

In my defense, I'd had my generic flip phone for three years- I NEEDED to upgrade. Even though I'm so overwhelmed with this thing right now- seriously, I'm trying to turn it on and see if my number's been ported over but I'm scared to touch it- all I can think about is, as you campers are my witness, I'll never go Rob/ADF/fic-less again!

Now somebody teach me how to work this thing....

 This may or may not lead to a *crickets......* post BUT

One of my all time favorite Nessie fics completed today

She Hates Me by HM Grayson

I've been reading it for over a year now and it was not only wonderfully written but took us through all the awkward stages of growing up that a halfbreed might encounter.

And she made me love her Seth.. so so much.

SO.. anyone else read it? ..... Any other pack readers here at all????

I bring cookies...

Michael Welch will be hosting a special benefit concert in Los Angeles on March 2nd (at the Roxy) to help raise awareness for homelessness. Welch will be teaming up with Nashville band SHIROCK and other special guest celebrities to hold the concert, and the event will not be a ticket-based one. Instead, attendants are simply to bring clothing and cash donations for the local homeless population. The band, SHIROCK, is debuting their new album entitled "Everything Burns," so the event is appropriately to be titled "Everything Burns in Hollywood." The specific charity being aided by the concert is the Midnight Mission. Admission to the event is limited, so those interested in attending should email the organizers to gain VIP access. You'll just need to tell them how many are coming, any company you're with, and your name.

I already emailed for my VIP

Will any of my fellow LA Campers be joining me??

If you're looking for another good read, The Little-Known Ficster features recommendations of stories that deserve a bigger audience.  It gives some nice exposure to fics that are outside the loop.  Take a look; maybe you'll find something you like.

thelittleknownficster.blogspot.com/

The featured fic for the month of January is "An Abridged Account" by alchemilla mollis.  If you haven't read it, I highly recommend it.  In fact, you can find out more about it by reading a review I wrote on the blog.  It's about halfway down the home page.

ETA:  Thanks for your technical assistance, wtvoc.

theview.abc.go.com/blog/robert-pattinson-makes-his-view-debut

Robert Pattinson will be on The View on March 2nd talking about Remember Me.

I want to see him nestled in between Barbara Walters and Joy Behar.  Yesssss.

Anyhoo--they're taking questions submitted by fans.  YAY.  Okay,  campers, one of y'all come up with a gold question that gets asked on The View.

Well well well....lookie lookie....

I see some familiar campers names on the list of names - some VIP's and a Ranger too :)

go look!

so let's keep on working with this starting anew bsn.

we have the friending post down there, so i think it's safe to say a twitter post is necessary now.

come on, let's break twitter.

mine

                                      (Let's try this again...) 

Do you write fan fiction? Want to show a peek of what's to come in your upcoming chapters?

Post excerpts from your story and don't forget to include a link! :)

Every Monday will be Fan Fiction Sneak Peek Day! Show ADF what you got!!

(This post has been approved by the mods.)

(Sorry to everyone that already posted excerpts. Unfortunately all was lost, so if you could repost it would make everyone happy again!!!)  :) :) :)

Did you know that boreal forests require fires in order to release seeds and regenerate the forest? I think we should use this forest fire to start anew. 

And Pixievamp for putting up with me

 So, we all like ourselves a little thing called Twilight and most of us think RPattz is the man, but I want to know what OTHER things you like. 

Emibella is totally psyched because tomorrow night is the premiere of Lost and her favorite piece will return to the airwaves...

Now, some think that his character may die (Jennday among others..this makes me cry like a little girl) but I plan on speculating the hell out of this final season and we (me and Jennday, that is) plan on Losting up the forest with a thread every tuesday.

But at any rate...Tell us...

What Floats YOUR boat?

What makes YOU squee?

What drives YOUR car down the turnpike?

This can be men, music, tv, movies, theater, food, HELL IT CAN BE TWILIGHT. This is about you.

WHAT'S YOUR THING?

Okay, so I'm writing my piece for the Kill a Cullen Contest, and a major part of it is influenced by music. I've run out of songs for this particular playlist, and I need them to keep me going. I know I'm probably going to give away a big chunk of my story right now, but do any of you guys have any sad songs that can possibly relate to the military? (i.e. Travelin' Soldier, I'm Already There, Just a Dream, If You're Reading This).

For your time, some hot Kellan love:

Okay, so I know its probably not the most prestigious award out there but it exists and ITS FUN. I personally don't follow if, I don't even know if film critics give them or people who got bored of watching Oscar nominee films. I mean, know I did by now. You need to wind down somehow from all these deep and insightful movies that make you depressed enough to cry out for pyjamas and raid the fridge for Ben and Jerry's, and what better way to do this than watch something like G.I. Joe - Rise of the Cobra. Even the title is pure genius.

Anyhow, so the reason for this post is that I couldn't help but notice that New Moon and especially Rob made a deep, deep impression on the judges. Nominated in 3 categories, as you see and actually I'm surprised not to see it amongst the worst picture nominees. Honestly, I think they had it coming, I really didn't like the movie, I think they should have been glad they got away with the first one not stealing this whole razzie-show. I don't think the movie sucked because of Rob, though, I mean we saw the kind of material he had to work with... But I'm biased when it comes to him, so I should just shut my fangirl mouth shut.

It would be so funny if he actually went and accepted this! I heard somewhere Halle Berry did it (right after she got the oscar), and I think it would be incredibly fun, and show that he has a great sense of humor. But Summit would probably hang him up by his testicles somewhere where fangirls could reach him if he did that, so its not likely to happen, but still. It would be funny. So the nominees are:

WORST PICTURE OF 2009 
"All About Steve"
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"Land of the Lost"
"Old Dogs""
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" (a.k.a. "Trannies, Too")

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience" 
Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost" 
Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"
Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"
John Travolta, "Old Dogs"

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, "Obsessed"
Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"
Myley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Megan Fox, "Jennifer’s Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009 
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, "The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience"
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, "All About Steve"
Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or "Comic Riff," "Land of the Lost" 
Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"
Ali Larter, "Obsessed"
Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"
Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"
Julie White (as Mom), "Trannies, Too"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009 
Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"
Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), "Land of the Lost" 
Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"Land of the Lost" 
"Pink Panther 2" (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
"Twilight Saga: New Moon"

BTW the whatz-his-fang was like this on the hompage too XD

okay, we lost some stuff.  c'est la vie, mes amis.

alors, je veux les choses qui vous rendent heureux.

or, you know.  post shit that makes you happy.  links to your favorite fics, pictures, songs, campers, scary purpley rangers et al.

just... love up on something.  and create them twilight-related campfires!

example: i just got new costco coupons in the mail.  yesssss

Hi! My name is Carrie and I just registered. I am a HUGE Twilight fan. I love the books. and I love to read fanfic. I have been working an a fic for several months now, but I feel like it needs more depth. I get a few reviews over at ff.net, but not enough for me to really know if my writing is that good. I mostly write for a different fandom, but I had this idea that I thought twi fans could get into. It's different from any other fic I have found. If there is anyone that would like to take a look at it and give me pointers that would be great.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5275864/1/Return_to_Humanity