In honor of Tiger Woods(loser)

Friday December 11, 2009 at 8:14 AM

Can anyone recc any good fics with infidelity?

Edward cheating on Bella

Bella cheating on Edward

Or E/B cheating on their spouses with each other


But...I don't want the cheatee (is that a word?) to be spinless and instantly forgiving. The cheater has to suffer some kind of consequences.


Remember Me Release Dates!

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 10:05 PM


Argentina – April 8
Belgium – March 11
France – April 7
UK – April 2
USA – March 12


I am so excited!!!


Where'd they go?

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 9:15 PM

This is my first time posting a campfire, so I'm a little nervous. I'm not really up to date on what has been going on in the twific universe but I've been looking for some of my favorite fics to find that they have disappeared? Does anyone know what's been going on? Sorry if this has been asked before but I miss my fic!


and if they are permanently deleted, does anyone have any good recs?


twific is srs bsns y'all

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 8:22 PM

I definitely do not take Twilight fanfiction seriously. I don't think I know anyone who does. Well, I don't know them personally.

It's bloody Twilight Fanfiction. It is not anything serious or anything to get all up in arms about when someone "bashes" it.

So, What are your most wtf moments in twific?

And, what has been the most hilarious circumstance when someone has taken twific way too seriously?

and just because I made this a while ago for a laugh and want to use it:



Dealbreaker? Dealmaker?

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 7:35 PM

In this fandom, we talk about our love, our sighs, our swoons...

I wanna know: What's the one thing that would completely turn you off for (Edward/Jacob/Alice/Rosalie...etc, any other characters you can think of)? It just has to be someone you love in the series/movies/fandom/whateverelseyoucanthinkof, kay?  ya?

Pick one, pick a few (idk, idcare) and answer and comment and let's keep this campfire going!

Mine is:

Edward: incest

Alice: her shopping obsession fairie whatever... like, srsly, back off.

Discuss, discuss.



Literary Influence and Twilight

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 6:46 PM

Hi Ladies and John,

I've been thinking. Sometimes that happens....

Do you think Twilight will be remembered as a work of literary genius  in years to come? Will it influence a whole era of kiddies to take up pens and write? Or do you believe as I do it'll be remembered as a pop culture flash in the pan phenom?

I think Harry Potter will have an influence. Twilight - not so much. This is reflective in the fanfic in both fandoms, imho. There seems, well, more quality fic in the HP fandom. Likewise the Austen fandom.


FYT Manic Monday by the Bangles, a song I used as a basis of a pastiche I wrote for my postmodern literature course at uni lol. yes, I believe the bangles have more staying power than twilight:



Anonymous Reviews?

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 6:13 PM

 Hey, Campers, I have a question for you.  A comment a while back got me thinking - Do you enable anonymous reviews on  What are the pro's and con's to allowing for anonymous reviews?  


When I first started writing my story (shameless plug: "Unto a Heart of Stone"), I just automatically disabled anonymous reviews because I always sign in when I review and want reviews to be an opportunity to dialogue with the writer.  But then I got to thinking - are people more likely to give me criticism (which, believe it or not, is actually what I want) if I enable anonymous reviews?  I don't care so much for review count, but I do want people to feel like they could be critical without being judged (particularly in light of some intense "call outs" for negative reviews that have taken place in our fandom in the last couple months).

So, writers: do you enable anonymous reviews?  Why or why not?

Readers, if you take the time to leave a review, do you care if it's anonymous?  Are you more likely to be honest if you can hide your identity?


He whispered sweet nothings into my ear...

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 5:39 PM

OK! So I've read enough fanfiction to know that Edward ALWAYS has the right things to say when it's time to get down to 'business'.

I want to know what REAL LIFE sweet nothings you've been told or wish someone would tell you.

And I want to know the WORST things you've been told or even read in FF!

For instance, today my sweet and romantic husband said, and I quote, "Hurry up, I just want to fuck."

Real charmer, aint he?


And for my charmer of a husband- here's to you baby:


ok, I guess I have to give my husband some credit- he's also the guy who once told me that the word wife is actually two words combined - 'whole- life' -  it's corny and he may have heard it somewhere that I don't know of, but for him, it was sweet.




Thursday December 10, 2009 at 5:18 PM


All right, ladies (and gentlemen?).  Embarrassing crushes - we've all had them.  Well, everyone but wolvesnvamps apparently, who told me to make this post because she couldn't think of anyone.  WTF?

Anyway.  We all have that one person (or ten) who is ugly, idiotic, or just plain embarrassing to love.  So embarrassing, in fact, that you'd only admit to said crush when you're off your ass drunk, or if you've lost some kind of a bet.  Well, I've got absolutely no shame, so I'm airing my embarrassing crush on the internets so that we can bond.  Or you can make fun of me, whichever.

So, I'll start the festivities.  

I love Uncle Joey, AKA Dave Coulier of Full House fame.  That show was stupid, and he was ridiculous on it.  Still, I'd let him nail me to a wall.  Come, let us gaze upon this fine specimen of man:






Now, it's your turn.  Go!


Watching the snow fall...

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 4:57 PM

Hmm... its a S L O W day in the Forest.

I guess everyone is doing their Eddies and Bellies Nominations. Have you done yours????

Soo... Lets talk about WHY WE LOVE THE FOREST!!!!!!! YES? YES?

I love the forest because its run by some of my favorite authors in the twi-fan-fic-dom!!! Woot Woot!

aaannnddd... I love it because its for the fans by the fans... and us little people can post too!!


p.s. What's your favorite Twilight Saga Quote??

"I coveted you." His smile darkened. "I had no right to want you- but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what's become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire." He shook his head in mock horror." - Edward Cullen - Eclipse

"I may not be human. But I am a man." - Edward Cullen - Twilight

p.p.s.s What should you be doing right now??

I should be studying for finals!!!!


Oh the lutz

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 10:33 AM

Guess what all of my non-twilight friends are getting for a gift this year? You can go here to get your own



Anyone read...?

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 10:23 AM

This Cullenary Coupling story?  It's 48 chapters currently and sitting at a word count of: 651762.  (I was looking at Twilighted Top Tens lists.)  

I mean. Hot Damn. That's a lot of words.  From the summary it's an AU of all 4 books.  I have to admire an author that is in it for the long haul like that.   



What's the longest story you've read? 

Me: In the Blink of an Eye, which I dearly love.  I think it's 52 chapters?  Somewhere around 280k words.  I remember I wanted to nom it for an Eddie but it was too long. 


Help I need some good A/H recommendations.

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 9:46 AM


This is my first post . I'm in desperate need of some good new fanfiction to read all human please.

I've read most of the more well known ones and spent a good 2 hours searching for something new and came up with nothing.

Please help, any recommendations gratefully received.

Thanks guys x





Thursday December 10, 2009 at 8:38 AM

today is the last day to turn in your nominations for the eddies & the bellies.

you have until 6pm pacific.

om nom nom nom



Solar midnite

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 8:24 AM

Lupe Fiasco's bonus song Solar Midnite has a video now... it's awesome and better then meet me at the eqinox

The Hat Does Nothing

All I Want For Christmas Is...

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 7:27 AM

All I Want For Christmas Is...
Fill In The Blank Ladies.
What Do you Want For Christmas?

I Want Me Some Lovely Aro Volturi :D
SLURP! You Know How I Do!

Just Let Us Know & Maybe Santa Edward Will Bring You It  ;) LOLZ!

So, Discuss Ladies - What Do You Want For Christmas?

**Big thanks To My Friend James The Beard For the Picture!


Insert This

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 7:16 AM

Self-Insertion?  I always hear read about people who assume that writers insert themselves into their stories.  


I don't.


But that being said...


I thought it would be fun today, to consider which of our favorite fanfic stories we WISH we could insert ourselves in to?


Now... I don't mean  "I want to be Bella in (insert any story here) so Edward can pound me hard."   I'm more interested in which "side characters" we could become, in order to witness a certain event first-hand... or maybe even gain some insight about a certain POV that we weren't given in the original story.  Maybe our new presence in the story would even change an event that took place?  idk  idk.  


For instance,

I would love to be a side character in Mutually Assured Destruction.  I would be Kat (keeping my own name.)  But Edward would probably call me "Becky" or some crap... just cuz he wants to.  And maybe I'd often hang out down at the park on a bench near the pond, where i eat lunch and write little pieces of stories in my notebook.  Edward would stop by once every two weeks or so, and we would pinch the crust off my sandwich to throw to little duckies.  And Edward would often take my pen and scribble his own little notes along the margins of my paper.  We'd be pals... Edward and I.


Okay.  So maybe I wouldn't change the story all that much.  But it would be fun to be a part of it, and get a glimpse into the wonderful and magical mind of that character.


Now you try.     (Or take the time to stop in and tell me I'm on crack.  Whatev.)  :D


How Did You Find It?

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 7:10 AM

How did you discover Twilight?

Did someone come to you and say "Read this now!"

Did you stumble upon it in a bookstore?

Did you see a poster of Robert Pattinson and think

'What is this and where do I get more?'

Come on Campers, take me down memory lane.


in need of resolution

Wednesday December 9, 2009 at 11:17 PM

so i'm tired of waiting for SM to get her act together & finish Midnight Sun,
does anyone know of any good fic that picks up where she left off and/or is similar to it?
(or is anyone planning on writing about this so i can author alert you)

did you even like/enjoy M.S??
tell me your thoughts!


please and thanks.



Sad (: [recs]

Wednesday December 9, 2009 at 10:21 PM

I'm looking for recs of fics that are really sad (I'm talking tissue-box-needed status), BUT have HEAs. Because as much as I love me some good 'ole angst, I do love a happy ending.

(Think: We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete)

 One shots or just short-lengths are preferable, as I have to go to sleep soon. :P

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