I want to know what pwns you..

For me...

Shows: Spartacus: Blood and Sand.. (Who doesn't want to see men walk around in only a loin cloth or less for a whole 55 minutes)

Food: After Eights, Toblerone, and Galaxy..

Men: Jimmy Carr, Mateus Verdelho, and Of course RPattz

Fics: www.fanfiction.net/s/5632121/1/With_All_My_Strength     www.fanfiction.net/s/5479529/1/Ladder_to_the_Sun       www.fanfiction.net/s/5304342/1/And_with_Thee_Fade_Away

And anything else you just can't get enough of..

So, I posted a thing about sexy women and there was a great many "who will always be my Rosalie" in there.

I think most of us, whether we like Nikki Reed or not, didn't really see her as Rosalie. So since we have "our Bella's" a few posts below, I thought now would be a nice time.

Who is your Rosalie? And I expect a whole lot of pretty. I honestly couldn't even put a face to the character in my head when reading because I don't know what the "most beautiful woman in the world" would look like.

Well...Zoe Saldana...but she's not exactly blonde hair with blue eyes.

Hello all, Happy Saturday!

So tell me, what was your first time reading a fic with smut like? Did you feel like a perv? Did you know there was going to be lemons before you began reading?

For me, there was no easing into it; it wasn't gradual, and it wasn't pretty. Why? Because the first 'M' rated story I read was The Submissive. I didn't know there was 'M' stories on fanfiction, until I clicked on someone's profile, and checked out their fav stories list. I saw The Submissive on there, and thought "this looks promising." I'll be honest - when I got to the first smut scene, I felt dirty. I felt like a dirty pervert. I'm 31, and I didn't feel like I was old enough to be reading that story. I actually looked over my shoulder to make sure no one was in the room. Then I thought "fuck it! I'm an adult, goddamnit, I can read what I want!" I mean, men have their porn, so what's wrong with me reading an erotic novel? (Thank you, Rachel Green)

Now, a good lemon is a must when reading a story. It doesn't have to be about sex, but it must be in there. Three words that gotta be in every story are 'tight', 'wet', and 'cock'. Does that make me a pervert? Possibly. Do I care? Nope.

What was your first time like, and is lemons now a must for you?

FYT....

Do you have a fanfiction story you'd like to write a fanfiction of?

For me, I think it'd have to be Master of the Universe.   I freakin' love that story.    It's like my own little soap opera.  :-)

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Mmmkay let's all form a little circle, gather round and listen to a tale mama ragemi's got for ya...

Up until a few nights ago it had been AGES since I had read any fanfic...I know crazy right? What have I been doing with my time?  But, I haven't been inspired to even TRY to read anything and I wasn't quite sure the reason.  So, when wtdboc/wtvoc expressed a similar issue I decided to read her campfire and see if anyone rec'd anything that might interest me. 

THANK YOU RUBY WEDNESDAY for rec'ing And with Thee Fade Away.  I loved it and read it in two days.  It also made me realize that I love vamp fics, vamp fics with a snarky  Bella.  Ragemi hates a cannon Bella. 

Besides me making this campfire to thank Ruby Wednesday I'd also like to ask for your best Vamp non whiny/annoying Bella Fics.  For your time.............

I offer you my favorite rob pic.

and if thats not your cup of tea, my fav pic of Taylor....mostly for the lol's

and if neither of those grab ya then feast your eyes on this yummyness

even Brando's memorized by his arms.

I am expecting loads of hatred for this - I really, really dislike Kristen Stewart. She completely destroys Bella for me.

In fact, I could hardly watch Twilight because of her.

Still, as a real fan of the books I have seriously tried my best to accept her and have resigned myself to having her as Bella in the movies...although, she will never be my Bella. I can think of a few more deserving, compelling and enchanting actresses who could have done the movie justice.

HEAR ME OUT -

Now, I know a lot of you applaud how "bitchy" she is - but she just comes across as annoying, petty and spoiled to me. Her whole attitude towards Twilight is just so insulting. She isn't doing any one a favor by portraying Bella but she acts like it's so beneath her to be interviewed about the movie - the incessant eye rolls really, really get to me.

Also, the constant complaining about the papz is irritating as well - OK, I KNOW SHE DESERVES HER PRIVACY, BLAH BLAH...but honestly, the only reason she gets so much press is cause of R.Pattz  and shouldn't she be slightly grateful for being relevant?! Any publicity is good...and all that?

Additionally the whole, "I am so very awkward and completely unaware of how to behave in public 'cause I'm so shy and awkward" ...I'm not buying it.

Anyway, I know most of you [heck, from what I've seen...ALL of you...] love K-Stew and believe me, I dont hate her BUT I just can't understand her appeal...humor me...who would be your ideal Bella?

Here are mine...

 

What's the craziest thing you've bought for your addiction to the fanfiction and ebook world?

I bought an iPad yesterday!

I recently made my "Sexy Men" folder into a "Sexy People" folder, and it is because of Zoe Saldana....I want to nom on her legs...She's stunning and makes me tingly XD. And I know there are plenty of women out there who see a picture of someone and feel the same, no matter what their sexuality is.

It said Free For All Friday is until 5 on Saturday so I'm going with it....I figure there will be a bunch of KStew anyway.

So share! Give me your sexy womens!

(My current Wallpaper)

EDIT: Yes...I took down the KStew picture....It was taking away from my beautiful Zoe XD

are you reading at the moment?

Im reading 'midnight son of a bitch'.. which i would recommend to anybody who isn't  :)

http://www.adifferentforest.com/Fiction/default.aspx

also post a song, that you like, im expanding my itunes.

My stepmom watches American Idol religiously & she hasn't stopped telling me about this for days.

So i finally looked it up.

Good for a laugh.

but... you know this scene is passé when the CHEESEFEST that is AI sells it to my sextagenarian stepmother & she thinks it's both "cute" and "really cool"

I'm in a great mood this morning & FFAF is still going on so I'm going to take advantage of it.

Post things that make you happy!

I want you to post any random thing that puts you in a good mood :)

Here's mine:

So my new goal in life is to get healthier and to start exercise more.

I want to know how you guys stay healthy and fit.

Give me tips, advice, motivation, because I need all the help I can get.

this song seems fitting

Also what songs do you like to workout to, if you work out?

 

I just heard this song on the radio and it makes me think of this every time.

Appreciate this video, or just Taylor in general.

Looks like the punch scene

So, it's a nasty, rainy mess here in the Bluegrass State today.  I'm gonna stay in my pj's and read fanfic.  Hit me up with some rec's for some lesser known fics.  Pretty please?  You, know, ones that have less than 500 reviews. 

Here's my rec for you lovelies.  I absolutely love this story and a guy wrote it!  Edward is a smokin' hot vamp teacher who finds Bella after 1600 years of solitude.  It's a fantastic read.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5632121/1/With_All_My_Strength

"He has been a warrior-king, then a lonely nomad, then a coven leader. He has worn many shoes, taken many lives, learned many things. Edward Cullen has roamed the earth for over a millennium, aimless and unchanged. Until now; until her."

For your time...

I just bought my ticket to the Twilight convention here in Vancouver and I'm quite excited.  I was just wondering if anyone else has been to a Twicon.  What should I expect?

By the way, this con is organized by Creation Entertainment.  I'm thinking if all goes well I'm going to attend their Supernatural convention as well.

What say you?

Rob and Jackson are awaiting your input.

if I wasn't completely desperate...but I'm looking for a fic that I don't remember the title of

All of our usuals are in college and Rose has a one night stand with Emmett who she hardly knows...she's affraid to tell him that she's pregnant so Bella goes over to the house that he shares with Edward and Jasper and gives him hell.  Jasper is a weird cowboy wannabe and Edward is an artist who smokes entirely too much pot.  Throw in Edward painting a fake baby and some sex. 

Sorry it's vague, but does anyone remember this story?

I know they have been around for donkies, but i only recently was exposed to Lolcatz and Cheezeburger Cats (sad but true, been using the web fo 14yrs and only saw them for the first time here on ADF). Anyway, while spamming LittleStar300 over on Twitter (she's having a rough Saturday poor starving, wet thing. Wait that sounds kinda kinky!), i found my new favourite LOLCat.

So, do any of you have a favourite? Care to share? This n00b would love to see what ya got!

Have a good Saturday everyone!

Hope i slipped in under the radar on this one mods. Not sure when Friday offically starts and ends due to the International nature of our members.

I want to be spammed.

Spam me with anything.

I don't care what or who it is.

It can be Rob, Kristen... idk, maybe Billy Burke? Gifs, whatever.

Just spam the hell out of me.

FYT: