So like Greeen Goldfish said in an earlier post, tomorrow is Derby Day. Here in Louisville, the two weeks leading up to the Derby are ONE BIG PARTY. Tonight the kids and I went down to the waterfront for the Chow Wagon and Festaville, which consists of fair food, vendors, and rides. I love fair food. I hate that I only get it once or twice a year. So in order to tide myself over til the next time I eat some, which won't be until August, here's a list of what I had in the span of 4 hours tonight:

• Ribeye sandwich
• Chili fries
• Orange shake-up (a mix of fresh squeezed oranges, sugar, water, and ice)
• Half a funnel cake
• Pork chop sandwich
• Ice cream cone
• Dr Pepper

I know. It's embarrassing. I will live at the gym next week to pay for it, trust me. I'll try to justify it by stating that I did not have any lunch today, so I was really hungry.

What did you eat today? Please tell me I'm not the only one who ate their weight in food!

So like, it's Friday Night and I'm totally bored.  I was supposed to go out with my friend Lauren.  She knows these college kids in Port Angeles who are having a party later tonight, but she mouthed off to her mother this afternoon and she got grounded.  And it totally sucks for me, because it was already too late to make plans with anyone else....so I'm stuck here at home with nothing to do.

I thought I'd come see what you ladies are doing here in the forest.  I mean, like most of you are all old and stuff, but you're still pretty cool.

So why don't you ask me a question?

Anything at all!  And I'll do my best to answer.....

 I'm going to take advantage of FFFA and post this:

It's a tribute to Film Noir made by  Serena Bramble and it's a cool way to spend 7 minutes.

To make this interactive what is your favorite movie genre? What is your favorite movie of said genre?

Or just watch the video because is really well made. 

Here is the author's channel in YouTube.   

I got the BLUE SLING.

I just wanted to say a huge thanks for the happy thoughts and prayers before my surgery.

I'm going back to bed now.

The last few days I've gotten several anonymous reviews, some good, some bad.  All of them have made me anxious to respond but clearly that is not an option.  So how do you guys feel about anon reviews?  I'm thinking of turning the option off because it's starting to make me ragey.  

Hey ladies.

It's been forever. Because I have taken in my 13 year old niece suddenly I have no time for anything else :( This two minute break is a rarity.

I'm coming to you for advice. Already there is a girl at school who wants to fight with her over a boy who looks like Moto-Moto. I just don't understand. I have told her to keep away from them both like the plague, and hold herself accountable for any part she plays in the situation, but things continue to escalate.

My question is this: If your child were bullied and it got physical, would you tell them to hit back or walk away? Does walking away ever work? In the eyes of most school officials, whether you were defending yourself or not, hitting is wrong. I do not condone violence, but I am so foggy on the idea of self-defense for teenagers.

I know a lot of you have kids, so what do you think? Let her handle it? Get the school involved? Get parents involved? My brain is spinning.

I need anything I can get.

ummm. somehow my vid has some kind of political msg dubbed onto it. Not from me. J/S.

Hiya!  It's Friday Night, so instead of going out I'm in my room in my favorite cupcake pjs reading me some teenage angst.  Gotta love it!

I wrote a oneshot back in February for the Devirginizing Edward Contest.  I have got some really good response through reviews and PMs and I think I want to continue on from the o/s.  So my question for you tonight is have you ever been interested in cowriting? I really want someone who has experienced writing before and could perhaps show me the ropes.  I have been reading fanfiction for about a year now and have discovered my love of ADF about a month ago, but I still feel I need a little help with the whole writing process. 

So who is interested?  It would be very kick a if someone could help me!  BTW the link is below :)

www.fanfiction.net/s/5732669/1/Kingdom_Come

WHICH MEANS IT'S DERBY DAY.

SO I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING OT TO POST ABOUT DURING THE FFA. I HOPE YOU GUISE ARE EXCITED ABOUT BIG HATS AND MINT JULEPS AND HORSES AND SUCH. HELP ME CHOOSE A HORSE TO BET ON. YOUR OPTIONS ARE LISTED BELOW THE HORSIES.

1. Lookin At Lucky ridden by jockey Garrett Gomez carries 126 lbs. with morning line odds of 3-1
2. Ice Box ridden by jockey Jose Lezcano, 126 lbs., 10-1
3. Noble’s Promise ridden by jockey Willie Martinez, 126 lbs., 12-1
4. Super Saver ridden by jockey Calvin Borel, 126 lbs., 15-1
5. Line of David ridden by jockey Rafael Bejarano, 126 lbs., 30-1
6. Stately Victor ridden by jockey Alan Garcia, 126 lbs., 30-1
7. American Lion ridden by jockey David Flores, 126 lbs., 30-1
8. Dean’s Kitten ridden by jockey Robby Albarado, 126 lbs., 50-1
9. Make Music for Me ridden by jockey Joel Rosario, 126 lbs., 50-1
10. Paddy O’Prado ridden by jockey Kent Desormeaux, 126 lbs., 20-1
11. Devil May Care ridden by jockey John Velazquez, 121 lbs., 10-1
12. Conveyance ridden by jockey Martin Garcia, 126 lbs., 12-1
13. Jackson Bend ridden by jockey Mike Smith, 126 lbs., 15-1
14. Mission Impazible ridden by jockey Rajiv Maragh, 126 lbs., 20-1
15. Discreetly Mine ridden by jockey Javier Castellano, 126 lbs., 30-1
16. Awesome Act ridden by jockey Julien Leparoux, 126 lbs., 10-1
17. Dublin ridden by jockey T. J. Thompson, 126 lbs., 12-1
18. Backtalk ridden by jockey Miguel Mena, 126 lbs., 50-1
19. Homeboykris ridden by jockey Ramon Dominguez, 126 lbs., 50-1
20. Sidney’s Candy ridden by jockey Joe Talamo, 126 lbs., 5-1

Anybody got any good derby stories? Ever won big? I won like $80 on Go for Gin. Anyone going to Derby parties? DERBY FEVER, GUISE.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE

I LOOOOOVE ME SOME KINGSLEY!

DON'T WATCH IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY BAD LANGUAGE

 Some people get awfully offended when you call them blonde, so we (my friends and I) decided to call it

MENTAL KLUTZINESS.

What's the latest and greatest mental spill you've taken?

This is a post for the ONLY character that keeps me here . . .  Dr. Daddy.

Picture spam me . . . Anyone got any great gifs . . . show me who you think should have played him if Peter didn't do it for you . . . tell me why you love him . . .  tell me why you hate him . . . what fic did him justice . . . what fic makes you hate him.

Whatever . . . let's just talk about Carlisle.

Also I'd LOVE some SLASH Carlisle fic rec's. Anyone got them? I know Ohlalala (?) did a continuation of one with Carlisle/Edward and I wish I could remember it . . .

And there was a Carlisle/Bella story where she was a med student and he was her instructor, I think it was set at Stanford/Berkeley? Anyone know that one?

A note to fans from Bill Condon

So ladies if Edward Cullen/ Rob Pattinson did not exist, who the hell else would you fancy?

Who was the very first celeb you fancied?

Bring on the hotness!!

So, I've noticed there's a lot of acronyms and expressions being used in our fandom. look at me using facy words

The classics are of course:

AU

AH

OOC

Slash

Some I know have figured out, but I've see this one on twitter a couple of times and have no idea what it means. Can someone help me with  BRB Volterra?

Also, what are you wondering about?

fyt

So I just finished the paper from hell, and then suffered under the irony of writing a paper on fan fiction and then desperately needing a beta :(  I'm exhausted and I've been awake for the past 16 hours.  So here's what you're gonna do to make me feel better.  It's nerdy confession time!

If you could be any superhero, who would it be and why?

Annnnd, go!

A few days (maybe a week) ago someone posted a link to a story about a "stutterward".  I can't find the post now.   Does anyone remember the name of the story?

 I'm looking for some FanFiction recs, specifically the big ones, the ones that everybody loved and everybody has read (Except me for some reason I always tend to miss them) Not being picky about pairings, anything will do... So hit me with it!!!

For your time...

We all know bosses, because of the mere fact that they are bosses, are going to be a pain in the ass...

Mine is not only a pain in the ass, but also he is STUPID!

Seriously, I just had to change 3 times an interview because he kept messing the dates and times and other compromises.

GOD! I just want to smack him on the head!

And he has this weird stutter that when he wants to pronounce the D and R together, he says RR (Instead of Adriana, he says Arriana), and when he tries to explain something, his mouth can't keep up with his thoughts, and you can hardly understand what he wants!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

GO AHEAD CAMPERS!

Use this campfire to complain about your bosses!!!!!!!!!!

You know you want to!

1. Dear Children, we have ran out of Edward Cullens
2. *picture of Bambi* EC ate my mum
3. *James holding a video camera ( for the end scene)* Im so posting this on YouTube
4. EC is proof tht old ppl are sexy
5. Twilight= best book known to mankind. Edward Cullen= best man known to womankind.
6. I kissed a vamp and i liked it.. hope the volturi dnt mind it.
7. *alice and jasper* Jaspice much?

TELL ME YOUR FAVOURITE JOKES!

I'm usually lurking about somewhere, but i've just come to share my love of Paramore tonight since it's a friday.

Everytime I watch this I get goosepimples.



*sigh*