your best robporn...

Monday November 30, 2009 at 10:20 AM

what's your best ROBPORN that you can show to us??

let the ROBGASMIC begin...



*giddy* >_<






credits to:


robert pattinson source


Mondays Suck...

Monday November 30, 2009 at 9:15 AM

...and my lack of an attention span is making it difficult for me to do any work today.

So, my fellow campers, did you have a good weekend? Did the Americans among us have a good Thanksgiving?  I didn't leave my house for three days, then I saw New Moon again yesterday.  Sadly, the theater didn't show the Remember Me trailer.  I was pissed.


Anyone have any good Rob porn?  I'm in need...



I hope your Monday looks better than mine....


Great Twilight and New Moon Spoofs

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 10:58 PM

These are Great Twilight and New Moon Spoofs...



awards season is underway

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 9:32 PM

so tomorrow omg tuesday... we're opening up nominations for the eddies and the bellies!

stay tuned for information on them.  we're working out something with ADF!

the format is different, and me and limona have listened to feedback about the nomination and voting process.  we want this to be for everyone, and we work hard to keep it from being a straight-up popularity contest.

anyway, here are the categories for this year.  you'll notice some differences, but the initial nomination process is the same: the four stories in each category for the eddies with the highest votes are in, then there is a panel of judges that decide the other four nominees.  that way it's a balance between the popular vote and the "quality" vote.  some of last year's eddies were won by the judge's choice, so don't think it's just popularity no matter how you swing it.  :)

this year's eddies:

fiction must have been completed in 2009.

best short fiction

best mid-length fiction

best novel (alternate universe, canon)

best novel (all-human)

(determined by word count, and don't ask the actual number because i can't remember off the toppa my head)

and this round's bellies: this time, the awards are open to any story in any time frame by any twi author.

Emmett You Want as Your Brother

Scotland’s Award for Best Nessie Story

Story That Haunts Your Dreams

Best Fansite

Most Consistently Updated

 AU Fic You'd Write a Fic for (AU Award)

Best "Edward Who?" Fic (Bella/Anyone Else)

Fic You’d Click on for the Title Alone

Best Trendsetting Fic

Best Missing Moment (Canon Award)

Story That Makes You Wanna Throw Your Monitor (okay, that one was my idea)

Fic That Keeps You Up ‘Til 3 A.M. Reading

every single one of these came from the STAGGERINGLY LARGE OMG list of suggestions from those of you who voted last year.  keep 'em coming!

so... start thinking of the stories you want to nominate.

and you can ask me anything you want about the awards in this here thread.  i might even answer truthfully and in a timely manner.


John Green's Thoughts on Twilight

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 8:15 PM

So if you don't know who John Green is, he's a YA author (who's written two of my favorite books) and he also does a vlog with his brother (Hank -- who he speaks directly to in the video, js so you know who the eff he's talking to). He posted a video tonight about Twilight and I thought he brought up some interesting points.

(I really hope that worked >.>)

so what do you think about what he has to say?


ADF's Campers Pick Amazing Music!

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 7:52 PM

 As promised, here are some of the amazing playlists that were submitted for our New Moon Soundtrack contest. Now you will all be able to see why picking a winner was an exhausting and difficult process! (These are in no particular order)


Playlist by Erica_Lopeezy


Playlist by Twilighttrin


It Feels as Bad as Yesterday by Kimvi 


New Moon Playlist by Melilya 


New Moon Rising by punkfarie 


My submission by Adoraklutz.


playlist by JennyBenny


New Moon Play list by readthebooknow


"I did not resurface." by americnxidiot 


Angstrosity by born2dance94 


NewMoon Playlist by Stretch


'Glacial Gold' by MidnightFuse


playlist name- "Marie's playlist is better than the movies" by mjae


"If New Moon was directed by John Hughes and starred Allie Sheedy as Bella" Playlist by Jvegas 

http://www.playlist.com/playlist/18417465867 /http://www.songarea.com/members/plist/jvegas.html
ADF New Moon by Stalle 


Not Cliche by Melba87 


"Cheesus.. I'm cuttin' it close" by aliabobbwa’s


"I love emo music" by PreferBrunettes


Forks Wants To Spoon by datsnotmyname


Playlist by Dani513 


'it's all in your mind - a nm playlist for adf' by russianred


New Moon Playlist by wonkeygirl

adf new moon contest music by stungunny 


Playlist by JoJo 


Playlist Contest by SgtRobonautics


Ritual of the New Moon by mens_rea_01



Whew! I think I got 'em all!

Take a listen, make your own and let us know, buy your favorites..just enjoy the talent that comes from ADF campers!

NOW IT IS YOUR TURN to post one song that reminds you most of ANYONE in the twiverse..actors, characters, campers, writers or rangers. . . and link us up (youtubes are nice)




Not another rec post :)

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 6:43 PM


This was Ranger approved.

Hi All. This is my first campire and I know everyone is recovering from the holiday week, but I am working with other authors to showcase smaller stories in theTwilight fandom and really want your help! Last time we did this, we found some amazing stories, and afterward, the featured stories and authors received a surge of readers, so we're at it again. 

The world of Twilight fanfiction is vast, but frequently we see the same authors and stories recommended over and over again. Meanwhile, there are undiscovered treasures that get no loving!

For those interested, I would love to ask all A Different Forest members to supply at least (as many as you'd like) of their favorite stories that get minimal reviews or are underappreciated. This includes authors showcasing their own stories, or readers that just want to share.

However, instead of just sending a link, please sell the story in a short paragraph, or just tell us why you like it. We'll contact the author and let them know where the recommendation came from.

For fellow authors, credit and links to your own work will be included if yours are featured! I'll start first. 

Examples of previous recommendations:

Disciplined Breakdown by Ahealthyaddiction

Recommendation by nicnicd: A young woman leads a carefully regimented life; she’s hard-working and successful, outwardly put together and on the surface seems to be completely in control. Inside, she runs both literally and figuratively from her demons. The inner pain and yearning that Bella portrays is tangible. Read the rest of nicnid’s recommendation on The Fictionators.

Six Silent Goodbyes by VivaViva

Recommendation by letmesign and inside-the-disarray: Ever wondered what the other Cullens thought of Edward’s choice in New MoonVivaViva has composed an amazing peek inside the minds of each family member after Bella’s life-altering birthday party. Every chapter is from a different perspective, a recollection of how the atmosphere has changed since the human stumbled into their lives, and what Edward’s leaving will do now that the relationship is over. I have never seen an author get so thoroughly entrenched in a character’s mind, and VivaViva does it with all six, giving them each a superbly unique voice and motivations to explain the flat characteristics dealt to them in canon. I was beyond impressed.

This is What Apologies Are For by Relative

From the author: A soldier will die on the field of Gettysburg and wake up a stronger, faster, more dangerous version of his nineteen-year-old self.  He will vaguely remember a name, and a place, and demand to know what happened to the girl he left behind.  He will not understand the consequences of a choice until it has already been made.  He will stand in the shadows of New York, watch another war unfold in the middle of a century he should not have lived to see, and he will remember.

Recommendations I've posted:

The Price of Balance by Averysubtlegift

A clever twist on vampire canon, this lovely story is ethereal and so well written. An impoverished young woman with a tragic past leads a sad and lonely life in the cold city. A mysterious man enters the picture, seemingly intent on balancing out some of the bad in her life. Can love truly heal deep emotional wounds and give her something to live for? Is he more than what he seems? What is the real price of balance?

The Darkness of the Cathedral by Jazz2305

The writing is lovely, with a mixture of sadness and humor, the narrative is unique and well-written. This story is a gem, a treasure. The heroine is trying to move on after a personal tragedy, while the hero looks on in want and waiting. Highly recommended.

The Tortoise and the Hare by Helliex88

This story is about learning to see oneself and others clearly, but it’s never heavy-handed or preachy. The characters are deliciously imperfect. Withdrawn horoscope-writer heroine lives in Chicago with her charismatic, successful older sister and brother-in-law. The sisters have a difficult relationship, details of which are revealed as the story progresses, but things between them are not improving. Enter the world-weary hero, recently returned to the city after having traveled the globe for several years under mysterious circumstances. The two meet at a party when she finds him half-naked on her bed, atop another guest. Drama and misunderstandings ensue, but they are far from typical. Enhanced by the must-read companion one-shot collection, The North Wind and the Sun.

The Heart of the Matter by SereneCaffeine

Life is many things. Simple it is not; especially where the heart is concerned. When Edward Cullen receives news that his fiancée died in a tragic accident, he’s distraught. But when he finds out that her heart was given to a dying patient, the insistent need to meet her overcomes him. Will he be able to move on from the one he lost and the hurt he’s suffered and find love again? And what will this patient do when she finds out that the heart she was given ripped a couple apart? Two lives suddenly thrown together must conquer obstacles in search of what they desire. How it all turns out is a journey they may have to partake together in order to discover what matters most.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR SHOWING SOME QUALITY FICS GOOD LOVING! P.S. If you're shy, you can email me directly at vixen1836@gmail.com, but it would be awesome to see public praise.






Sunday November 29, 2009 at 6:43 PM

So I just saw New Moon for the 2nd time and I am just wondering if anyone else seem to be disappointed that the only thing missing from the movie was Edwards Bouffant??  Is anyone else as disappointed as I am?




Happy Holiday Hangover

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 4:51 PM


Happy Holiday Hangover Sunday!
HHHS is a tradition amongst my siblings. As we travel the extensive miles to our parents’ house on Wednesday night and don’t leave ‘til Sunday, there are usually endless hours of talking, decorating, eating, and drinking accumulated before we are allowed to leave, ending in HHHS, which is when we sit around in the morning and ask completely random trivia questions until one by one we are either sober enough to leave or my mother kicks us out with containers of leftovers in hand. 
Today we played an obscenely long game of Kill, fuck, marry, so my question to you campers is will you indulge me in some pointless HHHS trivia and answer the following while I’m toiling over a new chapter? There are several categories, answer as many or as few as you like, and propose your own trios!
Who would you off with an icepick, who would you screw seven ways til work tomorrow, and who would you shackle yourself with forever?
  1.  Edward, Jasper, Emmett
  1.  Carlisle, Jasper, Emmett
  1.  Jacob, Embry, Seth
  1.  Jessica, Mike, Angela
  1.  Jane, Felix, Aro

Ranger Fabulous Misses You!

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 4:39 PM

Ok you guys!  I have felt so disconnected from my lovelies over here at the Forest!  Now that all of the New Moon shenanigans are over and I had to get back to the real world.  :(  

It is  HELL week for me right now!  I have a final this Friday, 2 papers due and finals Monday and Tuesday of next week.  

Who else has finals?  How else thinks that college is overrated?  

Why the hell was Edward so concerned about going to Dartmouth?  I think Bella had the right idea.  Turn her into a vampire and let the SHAGFEST begin!  Wish that was all I had to worry about!

To show my love...

(We will ignore Paul's bad mullet...)


Just for fun

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 4:38 PM

Who, amongst our talented fic authors, would you nominate to direct DB?

Is there someone in particular you think style might go well with the uterus tearing, bone breaking, Nessie?

Is there someone you might have read that rewrote BD in their own view that you think could do a much better job?

For those who like it lemony, is there an author you think could fill in Smeyer's fade to black tastefully, or raunchy and dirty if you prefer it that way?


please and thank you

 oh yes, and some BD manips


OMG this is sofuckingcreepy




Still late to the party. How unfashionable!

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 4:25 PM

First of all, look how festive I am! Yay Christmas!

Anywho, I'm gonna assume people are still up to chatting about New Moon so I am gonna throw this one out there as well.

Let's talk Carlisle!

For starters, how fucking cute was he in this film? All those Blonde Curls? Swoon. He's now officially our little cherub vampire. I loved him in that painting scene with his high collar...looking all suave and dashing.

Over all my Calisle experience was an improved one from Twilight but I had a major WTF moment when I watched the movie. What the hell is up with Carlisle talking about vampires being damned?

Carlisle's whole schtick is that he believes in a god and that he believes that actions and choices are important with in the context of that god. I don't once recall him agreeing with the idea that they were souless damned creatures.

This really bothered me as it seems like such a central part of Carlisle and his value system. I'm assuming they cut it so they didn't have to spend the time delving further into that particular scene but I think they really did an injustice to the plot by removing it.

Talk to me about this ladies. Did you notice this as well? Did it bother you? Do you think it was an okay cut or should it have been included? How did it effect your Carlisle vewing experience? I want to know!



Sunday November 29, 2009 at 4:10 PM

Notice the wings on his head...this makes me laugh. My friend pointed it out the first time we watched Twilight. It was actually an owl behind him:


Slade is making me nervous

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 4:03 PM

He keeps talking about battle scenes. I want to see MORE of Edward and the love triangle. What do you think is going to happen with Eclipse?



Be self-deprecating like Rob awww

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 2:42 PM

So, I spent a few hours yesterday reading Encyclopedia Dramatica. Articles of interest: fandom, fangirl (which redirects you to fantard), and Twilight. The writers of ED will be the first to say that they're the most pathetic of the things they mock- but seriously, after reading it, i almost had a moment of butthurt.

Then I promptly got over myself.

An excerpt

"Jaded Fangirl

Around the age of 18 or 19, fantards begin to realize the sheer pointlessness of it all. At this stage they begin to write deep, soulsearchingfanfiction and post on fan message boards about how 1337 they are, and how they aren't as stupid as when they were fourteen (they are actually just as stupid but hide it behind seniority and big words like "poignant").

But seriously, we all know we're dorks here. So if you want, take this moment to make fun of yourself, share a story where you showed your internet dweeb colors, etc. etc. Or, tell me how much you love the internet!  Be a maverick and defend it!

Cause I love fanfiction, even though I would never admit it in some circles. It's the chick form of fantasy football, where we trade ships instead of wide recievers. AND I STARTED FANFICTION AFTER I QUIT POT. SO TAKE THAT THIS IS MY ANTI-DRUG

oh god


VIP Author Update - BlueandBlack

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 12:57 PM


VIP Author Blue and Black has updated "If You Twist and Turn Away"

Read Chapter 25 RIGHT HERE

Visit her VIP cabin and rave about the amazing writing here>

Title Summary: Jacob Black thought his life had gone to shit when Bella ran off to Italy to save her bloodsucker or wind up dead herself, who knows. Turns out things can always get messier. And more painful. And more dangerous. New Moon AU. 



Sunday November 29, 2009 at 12:50 PM

PLZ DISCUSS... what do you think is going on here? hahahaha...

ROB leaves me in stitches, no really. Post some ridic funny pics of him if u guise have any more.

(I'm drunk high on white wine. JS)


New Moon Soundtrack

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 12:37 PM

I have the Twilight soundtrack, and I really enjoy it.

The question I have is to those that have the New Moon soundtrack.

Now that you have had the soundtrack for a while now, do you like it?

I don't know hardly any of the bands that are on NM, but I didn't know hardly any on Twilight either.  So, is it any good for someone like myself that isn't a fan of some or all of the bands featured on the soundtrack?  While watching the movie I tried to pay attention to the music as best I could, and maybe it is just me since I have only seen it once so far, but I hardly noticed the music all that much.

Is it worth my hard earned money??

And if not, what song would you rec as a must have if any?

Thanks in advance guys!!

La Strana Musica

How Wierd...

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 10:07 AM

  • Who is that guy besides Rob and Anna?
  • What the hell is Rob doing to Anna?
  • Why the hell is Rob doing whatever hes doing to Anna?
  • Why is the "question mark" guy mushing his face into Anna's?
  • Why does Anna look like shes sleeping?

And so many more questions are running through my head at the moment...


How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days updated! ^^

Sunday November 29, 2009 at 9:57 AM


moon.witche updated this gem of a fic and we get SEX! ^^ I absolutely LOVE her OCD Bella! ^^

What do you guys think about her fanfiction? Like it? Hate it?

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