Friday November 27, 2009 at 5:33 PM

I have been here in the forest since the original ADF but was too nervous to start a campfire for fear of the usual fandom nastiness. I love ADF-people make me laugh and think and I found such amazing stories on here!

So I am making my first campfire b/c I was recc'ed these "threesome" fics and wanted to know what people thought of them and if they had some favorites of their own before I started them.
Thank you!

The Trip Home by mskathy

The Arrangement by manyafandom


Friday November 27, 2009 at 4:51 PM

time to announce the winner of the first official ADF playlist contest!!!!111!!!!1

so many of them were amazing, seriously.  i did not pick the winner, but i listened to the lists and i wrote down the one that i liked the best.

it just so happened that's the one that was chosen by the super secret if you know anything about the rangers you know who it is ranger.

without further ado... congratulations to


Glitter Words - http://www.sparklee.com

Search Engine Monitoring

you can hear her NON EMBEDDABLE OMG playlist here:

It's all in your mind

and russian red, darling- you have to send me your address.  i'm not kidding when i say you have a twi-gift basket worth over 75 cash bucks!


come in and congratulate RR, or just post a song you wish was on the NM soundtrack or about how i just dL'ed a remix album of lady gaga on purpose, idk idk


Congrats to me! ^^

Friday November 27, 2009 at 4:40 PM

I updated the last chapter of my fanfiction Hell and I'm just so proud of myself, I feel like sharing it with everyone! It's the first time in my life that I actually complete something I started writing! So YAY me! ^^

What about you writers out there? What are you like? Do you update really really fast to get it all out there? Do you take your time? Do you get bored easily with your own stories? Tell me all! ^^

Incentive: Robert Pattinson in a leather jacket! ^^


Role Models oh god

Friday November 27, 2009 at 4:06 PM

So, I was inspired by the lovely wolvesnvamps post.

I wonder what Meyer thinks of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Particularly, of this:

So, I hate it when people think actors should be good role models. The Twilight actors are young people, they have their own lives. Poor kids didn't realize how big of phenomenon Twilight would be when they signed on. So I aint hating.

But still, I know when I was 15 year old hoodlum, I would have gotten kick out of my favorite actors partying it up like me. And Robert Pattinson sure as hell makes cigarettes look tasty.



Run Rob! Wino wants to party with you!

Friday November 27, 2009 at 3:00 PM

Be forewarned, Robert Pattinson; you're about to receive an invitation that it would be best to think twice (and maybe thrice) about before accepting.

OK! Magazine reports that singer/oft-hospitalized drug enthusiast Amy Winehouse is planning a Twilight-themed New Year's Eve party—and she'd like nothing so much as to have R-Pattz as the guest of honor.
Reports a source,
“She’s planning on having a huge blood and guts vampire party on New Year’s Eve at her house...Amy thinks Robert is cool and loves the sexuality around vampires.”
Uh, yeah. We can completely understand why Wine-O would be a Twilight fan, and would want to ring in the new year with a vamp-themed soiree. After all, she's pretty much teetering on undead status as it is, and the Twilight merchandising bonanza has even yielded some nifty party favors that Amy might appreciate.
But, his love of an occasional drink aside, we suspect that R-Pattz might be a little too delicate for that action. If Pattinson thought he had his hands full with the Volturi, we can only imagine how he'd fare trying to keep up with the Winehouse Party Express.




La Strana Musica

Darkward Or Mentalward Please? :)

Friday November 27, 2009 at 1:57 PM

I have just spent the past three hours getting a mind-numbing, not to mention ass-numbing from sitting down to long, lecture on how God is real. Tip for the day? Never tell a Christian you don't believe in God.

Anyway, I am feeling on the border of crazy here.

Any Darkward or Mentalward fictions?

Please :)


True Love forever

Friday November 27, 2009 at 8:46 AM


My friend just sent this to me and I had to share. To make this interactive, let's discuss our FIRST KISSES! Who was he/she? Was it good? Bad? lifechanging?



Black Friday

Friday November 27, 2009 at 7:42 AM

I just popped my campfire cherry!  YAAAY!

Ok...I'm exhaused just getting home from four hours of Black Friday shopping.  I set out to obtain the seasons of Friends, and I managed to get all 10!  To quote Chandler Bing..."Could I be more excited?!"  I'm not gonna lie...I'm a shopper and I get called Alice Cullen sometimes.  At least I think it's because I'm a shopper...maybe it's because I've got short hair, am kind of strange and can be annoying at times...

My sister-in-law and I went to Wal-Mart for the soul purpose of getting cheap DVDs, Rubbermaid food storage containers and New Moon the Game.  We got everything but the game.  I am a sad panda.

Lettuce discuss Black Friday.  Did you go shopping this morning?  What were you looking for?  What did you actually get?

***Ranger approved by wtvoc***


Why Breaking Dawn Must Be Made Into A Movie

Friday November 27, 2009 at 6:02 AM

From: The Devin's Advocate: Why Breaking Dawn Must Be Made Into a Movie

With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.

Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There's a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely fucking insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they do film it... man, we are in for a treat.
Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lactile heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human -Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.
Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.
Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!
The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Oh wait, I missed something. Edward is completely freaked out about the baby, fearing it will kill Bella. He tries to convince her to get an abortion (but seriously, how could she? Vampires are tough to kill even in this shitty series), and goes so far as asking Native American wolfboy Jacob to impregnate his wife so that she can have the baby she desperately wants. I'm dizzy with how ridiculous this is, and we're just getting started.
Eventually the baby starts to get born and Bella is dying. The baby has telepathy, by the way, so everybody can read its thoughts while it's in the womb, and it turns out to have an essentially adult mind. Like Alia in Dune; I would accuse Stephenie Meyer of ripping this off, but anyone who thinks that Meyer might have read Frank Herbert has never been within spitting distance of Twilight. The woman is a moron. 
In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth. It's like something out of XTro, for the love of God. It's so horrible it's brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn. This is surely his movie.
Once the baby is out, Bella gets vamped by Edward, as she's about to die at any moment. Then comes the most astonishing turn of events in 21st century literature, and possibly in the entire history of awful fiction aimed at tweens: Jacob the werewolf, who has been madly in love with Bella, sees the new baby girl and immediately imprints on her. What this means, in layman's terms, is that he falls in love with the baby.
I want to pull this out on its own: Jacob falls in love with a baby.
The book makes no bones about this; while Jacob doesn't want to fuck the baby right off the bat, he can't stand to be away from it and visits everyday. His love has been transferred from Bella to the baby (who has the tongue shattering name Renesmee), and because of the science behind imprinting he'll love her forever. So one day he's going to stick his wolf dick in this girl that he see as a bloody newborn. Romance is not dead, it's just being abused by insane Mormon writers.
There's more in Breaking Dawn - the Volturi come back, for one thing - but these are the main amazing events that demand this book to be turned into a film. I will not rest until I have seen a movie in which a werewolf falls in love with a baby. Hell, once I've seen a werewolf fall in love with a baby I may quit movie watching - I will have seen the ultimate culmination of a century of cinema. The entire film of Breaking Dawn would play like the weirdest exploitation film since Doris Wishman died - brutal sex, bizarre body horror, unbelievable pedophilia.

A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.



Well, I would still go see it....

Are you looking foward to Breaking Dawn the movie???


lol wut?

Thursday November 26, 2009 at 9:58 PM

Funniest Rob interview ever..


Thanks to the lovely ladies at Pattinsonlife on lj for the heads up <3



Thursday November 26, 2009 at 8:04 PM

 can anyone give anything about TWILIGHT that might erase BOREDOM?!



Thursday November 26, 2009 at 7:26 PM

Jacob, James, Bella, Edward &amp; Victoria Pictures, Images and Photos So today I was watching "Wicked Attraction" and it was the story of Alton Coleman and Debra Brown. He was a cocky sociopath who purposely courted this woman, made her dependent on him, and then went on an 8 week killing spree with her as a willing participant.

A forensic psychologist talked about their roles with each other, and during the trial, she said something along the lines of:

Debra would do anything to make Alton happy and confessed her love for him. While Alton didn't feel anything for her and would have killed her the instant she became useless to him.

so of course I thought of James and Victoria.


Lettuce discuss the times you were watching/seeing/doing something true life that made you think of the twi-verse. (include fanfics)


Thanks for...

Thursday November 26, 2009 at 6:12 PM

So... During Thanksgiving Dinner tonight in front of my family and friends I announced that I am thankful for the following: My super kewl friends on da interwebs, Fanfiction, and Taycob's abs. Srsly.

So I know we've all talked about what we are thankful for, but I'm wondering what you all announced at dinner that you were thankful for...?


I'm also pretty thankful for this:




Thursday November 26, 2009 at 5:07 PM




Here is what I am getting everyone--








Thursday November 26, 2009 at 3:43 PM

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart ‘Want Kids’

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

ROBERT Pattinson and Kristen Stewart want to have a baby together, it has been claimed.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon costars apparently feel that having a child would cement their love for each other.

“Kristen and Rob want to have kids,” a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer.

“While they initially felt they were too young, those fears seem to have evaporated.

“They feel having a baby would cement their love.”

But, the source adds, Rob and Kristen “would like to be married before having a baby… but if Kristen gets pregnant before they get hitched, that’s OK, too.

“Back in July, an Australian publication claimed Kristen was pregnant… it turned out she was not pregnant… but they’re working on it.”


Yea-ummm-I think I am going to avoid Lion_Lamb tonight.


Team Jacob? Fuck That Noise!

Thursday November 26, 2009 at 2:19 PM

Pardon me while I channel a little Beyonce and call out all the single ladies, unsingle ladies I'll have to call you out without any popstar references.

So, I spent the last week couch hopping and at the Four Seasons in Vancouver BC and I totally had a blast, unfortunately I was mostly without internet which means I missed out on all the New Moon fun here on the forest. Whiggity Whack! So, if you'll all indulge me here for a minute I would like to discuss how this whole team team Edward/Jacob thing has gone down in realm of the movies.

I'm assuming we can all agree that New Moon totally blew Twilight out of the water with it's level of awesomeness. But I found after viewing it that I was disturbingly pro-Jacob which is insane because I can't stand Jacob in the books. He goes from annoying, over eager kid; to big, pushy, post-wolf brute.

I've spent the week trying to put my finger on why I feel this way and I am beginning to think it has to do with the failure that Twilight was. They totally didn't develop Edward and Bella's relationship in that film and then Edward was gone from New Moon in the first 20 minutes. In the mean time they gave Jacob some guile, and a sense of humor, and made him a lot sweeter. It's totally blowing my mind to be feeling warm and fuzzy about Jacob, I don't like it.

So you tell me guys, was this your experience with the movies as well? What should they do in Eclipse to redeem the Edward/Bella connection? Does it need to be redeemed at all? We're you always team Jacob and think I should shut my damn mouth? Talk to me about our romantic heros! It's my Thanksgiving request.



Thursday November 26, 2009 at 12:35 PM

In honor of our favorite vampire doctor, the super sexy, Carlisle, Peter Facinelli's b-day the Rangers have approved this SPAM post-so go nuts! Post pics-tell us about your day-ANYTHING GOES!




Do you like Eddie as a count or a scientist?

Thursday November 26, 2009 at 11:44 AM

It's my first post and I would like to greet you with question - would you rather read story placed in the past, present or future? What do you prefer - Queen Bella or Cosmonaut Swan? Have you got any crazy  fantasy with Edward inside the carriage? What do you think about writing a historical story? And maybe some authors can tell us how hard it is to do so? 
I love "once upon a time" and modern fan fiction. I can't stand any science - fiction, so future isn't for me. 


Caption That Pic (Round 2)

Thursday November 26, 2009 at 11:20 AM

It's mighty quiet in the forest today.

Many of you are probably preparing your Thankgiving feasts, but I celebrated my Thanksgiving last month, so here I sit...at work....bored.

So it's time for round two of Caption that Pic.

The winner of the first round was the lovely Stalle.

Here is her caption:

KStew: My name Peaches and I'm the best, all the DJ's want, to feel my breats. hika hika hika

RPattz: I didn't know you could rap!!

Taycob: She can't

If you have a picture for the next round let me know.

Now on with the next pic...

(thanks to taciturnsblood for posting this one)


itzmegan updated The Cannabean Betrothal

Thursday November 26, 2009 at 9:32 AM

itzmegan updated The Cannabean Betrothal last night. You can read Chapter 11 right HERE

If you have yet to start this story, there is no better time than today

Summary: Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.

After you are done reading you can show love in her Cabin HERE

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